An idiot SAS man (who seems a lot like Eagle) decided to practically shout out Alex's secret life to his class. How is he going to get out of this one?

"Sorry to interrupt, but is Alex Rider in here?" the man who opened the door asked. Alex stared at the man suspiciously, silently asking for identification. The man nodded and showed his card to Alex. "Code name?" Alex inquired. The man sighed, "Parrot," ignoring all the laughs around the room, Alex raised his eyebrow and asked, "How'd you end up with that name?"

Parrot actually looked embarrassed, before admitting, "I got that name because I kept repeating whatever anyone said," Alex snorted in amusement. "That just makes me glad I got Cub and not - not Hippopotamus, for instance,"

The class looked confused for a minute, before twigging that Alex must know this man. The question was, how?

"Well, you've got to give me identification now. Don't want to bring an enemy agent from Scorpia," Parrot suggested. Alex looked down, his cheeks going red, "I - er - well - I left my identification card at home," he admitted. Parrot sighed, "Why don't you just say your code name, your actual name, your agent name and then - strike that James Bond pose!" he exclaimed at the end. Alex rolled his eyes, this guy must be the Eagle in his unit. "Why the James Bond pose, with the agent name as well, I assume?" Alex questioned. "Of course with the agent name, why not! The James Bond pose is because I've seen it before and an enemy agent from Scorpia wouldn't have bothered to learn it," Parrot finished. Alex sighed and began, "My code name is Cub. My actual name is Alex Rider. My agent name is Agent Rider. And finally-" he got down on one knee and looked up, "The names Rider, Alex Rider. Happy now?" Alex asked. Parrot grinned, "Yep, your the real deal. Now come on, we're late for the COBRA meeting!" he exclaimed. Alex sighed, "That's your fault!" he complained.

Just then, Alex remembered the rest of the class was still there, gaping. "Oh, stop, you're going to catch flies!" he yelled before leaving the room.

So there's part 2! I hope you enjoyed this little Alex Rider two shot, look out for more Alex Rider stuff, I'm enjoying reading his fanfic at the moment.

- RomioneAndHinny