When your friend starts to cry:

Me: *thinking* oh shit, wtf do I do, someone help me.

Friend: *sobbing*

Me: U-uuuuhhhhhh.....

Friend: *more tears come*

Me: OH FUCK, NOPE, I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT. HERE, HAVE SOME ANIME *runs away*

Friend: *confused, still crying*

Legit what I would do