Don't ask...just...read on if you want to know what the heck is up with the title XD

Haru: Makoto

Makoto: Hm?

Haru: Mackerel

Makoto: Eh?

Haru: Want some mackerel?

Makoto: Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you.

Haru: Eat it.

Makoto: U-Uh, Haru? Y-You're scaring me...

Haru: Eat it, Makoto

Makoto: N-No, I'm okay! I-

Haru: YOU WILL EAT DA MACKEREL

Makoto: *jumps a little* H-Haru?!

Haru: *walks towards him*

Makoto: *scoots backwards*

Haru: *jumps on Makoto*

Makoto: *squeaks and slams his head against the wall*

Haru: Makoto

Makoto: Ouch...*rubs head*

Haru: Eat. It. *shoves mackerel into Makoto's mouth*

Makoto: *chokes a little*

Haru: Chew, Makoto.

Makoto: *tears up, but chews*

Haru: It's good, right?

Makoto: U-Uh huh...*coughs*

The doorbell rings

Haru: I'll get it. *walks away*

Makoto: *gags*

Nagisa: Mako-chan!

Makoto: Run while you still can, Nagisa-kun...

Nagisa: Huh?

Haru: Nagisa, mackerel. *shoves it into his mouth*

Nagisa: Bwuh?!

Makoto: Hah...you okay?

Nagisa: Mm...

Rei: *runs past them*

Nagisa: Ah, Rei-chan!

Rei: S-Senpai, stop it!

Haru: *drives him into a corner*

Rei: Eek!

Makoto: Ah...

Rei: *is dying on the floor*

Haru: One last person...*looks around*

Nagisa: Rei-chan, don't leave me! *shakes him vigorously*

Makoto: *thinking* it's a good thing that Rin hid in a closet...maybe he'll survive

Haru: Found you, Rin.

Makoto: .........i stand corrected.

Rin: Shit!

Nagisa: *wailing in the background* Reiiiiiiii-channnnnnnn!

Makoto: Rest in peace, Rin.

Rin: Dammit, Makoto!

Haru: *finally forces mackerel into Rin's mouth*

Rin: Urk-

Makoto: We lost another great soul today...

Rin: *coughs* I'm not dead yet, Makoto.

Nagisa: *squeezes Rei* get up!

Rei: *gasps for air*

Makoto: Rei looks half-dead to me...

Rin: Yep...

Haru: Was it good? *stares at the four of them*

All four: Y-Yes!

Haru: That's good.

Makoto: U-Uh huh...

Rin: *runs away*

Nagisa: *drags Rei through the door*

Makoto: Who knew that Haru was like this?

-End-

Everything about this is a mess. But I'm okay with that :D it was really fun to write this! Of course, I had to torture them a little bit...lets hope that Rei is okay XD welp, I have another thing im writing right now that might be up sometime later, if I'm lucky. Bai! :3