That title wasn't originally gonna be used for this one-shot, but eh. Makoto and Sousuke are nekos, cause why tf not

Makoto: *pacing*

Sousuke: You okay?

Makoto: *screams and hits wall*

Sousuke: *falls off the couch, startled* what the hell, Makoto?!

Makoto: S-Sorry! I just didn't notice you there...

Sousuke: I walked through the door that you opened, you said hi, and then you sat down right next to me.

Makoto: R-Really?

Sousuke: Hah...

Makoto: *giggles nervously, ears twitching*

Sousuke: *thinking* damn, that's hella cute.

Makoto: *waves hand in front of Sousuke's face* Sousuke?

Sousuke: *flinches* H-Huh?

Makoto: *giggles*

Sousuke: Anyways, are you okay? You seem to be on edge.

Makoto: Oh, it's just that Rin and Haru.......

Sousuke: Oh god.

Makoto: I, uh, kinda walked in on them doing it again...

Sousuke: I knew it.

Makoto: Ahahahahaha..........

Sousuke: How do you manage to walk in on them at midnight on a fricken weekday. WHEN YOU'RE NOT EVEN SLEEPING OVER.

Makoto: Uh...coincidence?

Sousuke: So, you just happen to be there, coincidentally, at midnight, returning or asking for something. Can't you do that in the morning? You know, when it's BRIGHT and NOT THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

Makoto: *laughs nervously* ahahaha...

Sousuke: No, really, I'd like to know how you manage to do that.

Makoto: Uh...

Sousuke: *squints at Makoto* ah. You're really just making sure that Rin isn't hurting Ha-

Makoto: Shush!

Sousuke: *smirks*

Makoto: Okay, so, maybe you're right. But I can explain! Haru is my best friend, and I really care about him, and I dont want Rin to hurt him because then I'll have to hit him, and I really dont want to, but I will if he hurts Ha-

Sousuke: *kisses Makoto*

Makoto: *flushes a light pink*

Sousuke: *grins* you're so cute, Makoto...*pushes him down*

Makoto: S-Sousuke, wait!

Sousuke: Can't we make little kittens, Makoto? *kisses Makoto's neck*

Makoto: E-Eh?!

The doorbell rings

Nagisa: MAKO-CHANNNNN! SOU-CHANNNNN! OPEN UP!

Sousuke: Tch. Why now...

Makoto: *rolls off the couch* c-coming!

Sousuke: *smirks again*

Makoto: *opens door* Nagisa, Rei! And Rinharu?

Rin/Haru: What?

Makoto: *flushes* N-Nothing!

Sousuke: *laughing his ass off in the background*

Makoto: Shut up, Sousuke!

Sousuke: *is currently rolling around, dying of laughter*

Makoto: Sousuke!!

Nagisa: *joins Sousuke*

Makoto: Not you too, Nagisa!

Rei: Pfft.

Makoto: I swear to god...

Nagisa: Whee!

Makoto: *flops down on couch* I'm done. Rin, Haru, you deal with it.

Rin: *looks questioningly at Haru*

Haru: *shrugs* ah, yeah, we interrupted something, right, Sousuke?

Sousuke: *rolls face-first into the wall*

Makoto: Sousuke?!

Sousuke: *curses quietly to himself*

Haru: We did, didn't we.

Sousuke: Well, I was asking if Makoto could have kittens...

Makoto: *throws cushion at Sousuke* shut up! I can't get pregnant, baka!

All except Makoto: Uh huh...

Makoto: Are you all doubting me?!

Nagisa: You are a neko, Mako-chan. It's a possibility!

Makoto: *pales* wait......

Sousuke: Uh...*coughs*

Makoto: *runs upstairs* MOM, HELP.

Sousuke: *looks at Nagisa* you just had to go and freak him out.

Nagisa: Oops?

Rei: *smacks the back of Nagisa's head*

Nagisa: Ouch! *rubs head*

Rei: Apologize to Makoto-senpai when he gets back!

Nagisa: Yes, Rei-chan...*pouts*

Makoto: MOM SAYS SHE DOESN'T KNOW. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs around panicking*

Sousuke: Makoto, calm down! I'm sure you could just get it checked!

Makoto: *is still screaming*

Rei: Makoto-senpai, I'm sure that it's not possible!

Nagisa: *whispers* are you sure?

Rei: No, not at all.

Makoto: *runs back upstairs*

Sousuke: Nagisa, really.

Nagisa: Ehehehe...

Haru: I'll be right back. *walks upstairs*

Sousuke: Yeah, okay...

Rei: *coughs awkwardly* uh...so

Sousuke: So...

Nagisa: Ugh, I can't stand this awkwardness!

Rei: You made it awkward!

Sousuke: If you're gonna have a lover's quarrel, please dont do it in front of me.

Rei: THIS IS NOT A LOVER'S QUARREL

Nagisa: Yeah! Dont talk to us about having a lover's quarrel when you're fighting with Mako-chan half the time!

Sousuke: You hit hard and fast Nagisa. You wound me

Nagisa: Stop that Sou-chan, you're not dead yet.

Sousuke: I might as well be.

Rei: We should all probably go check on Haruka and Makoto-senpai...

Nagisa: Mmm...

Sousuke: NANASE, IF YOU'RE TOUCHING MY BOYFRIEND I'LL KILL YOU.

Nagisa: Yep, he's a keeper!

Rei: What?

Sousuke: NANASE!

Haru: WHAT

Sousuke: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY MAKOTO.

Haru: I WASN'T, YOU IDIOT

Sousuke: YOU BETTER NOT.

Nagisa: CREATE DRAMA, HARU-CHAN!

Rei: DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM, NAGISA-KUN!

Nagisa: But love-hate relationships are fun!

Rei: *facepalms*

Sousuke: Nagisa, dont make your relationship complicated, okay?

Nagisa: You mean, dont create a love square?

Sousuke: Yeah, don't. It's annoying.

Nagisa: Okay I wont. I only need Rei-chan, after all! *jumps on Rei's back*

Haru: Makoto's fine, he's just screaming into his pillow.

Sousuke: Should I...?

Haru: No. You started this in the first place.

Sousuke: Not gonna deny it...

Gou: Have any of you seen onii-chan?

Sousuke: No?

Gou: Aw, today he promised to go shopping with me!

Haru: ...

Nagisa: He probably ran away

Rei: NAGISA

Nagisa: What?!

Sousuke: The one time Rin asks us to keep our mouths shut, and you go and blow it.

Nagisa: It's not my fault! I just can't keep secrets!

Haru: It wasn't really a secret or anything...

Sousuke: It was kind of obvious...

Nagisa: Boo!

Gou: ONII-CHAN, YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME! *runs away*

Sousuke: ..........I'm gonna go save Makoto from his misery...

-to be continued-

I'm lame and want to make a second part. Because I cant do anything right. This completely veered off the path and turned into complete randomness, which is why I can't write actual stories. Dont read my stuff, it's lame -3- ciao