Me: Listen up, gay swimmers!

Makoto: Gay swimmers?

Me: Uh, I mean, sea...creatures.

Makoto: ???

Me: Ahem. Anyways! @theBrilliant has finally reached 1k followers on Wattpad!

Haru: What.

Me: They've reached 1k followers, Haru!

Haru: O...kay?

Nagisa: *crashes through the door* what are we talking about?

Me: Uhm...okay, again, @theBrilliant on Wattpad finally reached 1k followers awhile ago!

Nagisa: Ooh, exciting!

Me: At least you're trying, Nagisa! *happy tears*

Nagisa: You're always reading their fanfiction, right? Uhm, what were they called...ah, one of them was called Adored!

Me: Yes! Good job! You get a cookie! *pats his head*

Nagisa: Cookie!

Rei: NAGISA STOP BREAKING THE DOO-oh, good afternoon, Gina.

Me: Rei is my favorite.

Nagisa: Why?

Me: He actually greets me whenever I come by...

Nagisa: ...good afternoon!

Me: *hugs Nagisa* you're so precious!

Nagisa: *smiles*

Me: Ack! I was talking about theBrilliant and them getting 1k followers! Stop getting off-track, me!

Rei: Who?

Me: FORGET IT. Anyways, does anyone know where I can find the gay swimmers from Samezuka?

Rei: Gay swimmers?!

Me: FUCK, I NEED TO STOP SAYING THAT

Makoto: *confused cinnamon roll*

Me: Ah! RIN!!! OVER HERE!!

Rin: Hm?

Me: You're gonna help me congratulate theBrilliant, okay?

Rin: Sure???

Me: Do you know where Sousuke, Momo, and Nitori are?

Rin: I'm not sure about Momo or Nitori, but Sousuke is wandering around Iwatobi.

Me: Urk...Mako-

Makoto: *sighs* I'll be back...

Me: Thank you!

Haru: So, what do you need us for?

Me: Cause you're the motivation, duh.

Haru: ...

Me: Stop glaring at me, Haru.

Haru: *intense staring*

Me: MY GOD, STOP THAT

Makoto: I'm back! *holding hands with Sousuke*

Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEE! THE SHIP IS SAILING!!

Sousuke: Why did you have to do this to me, Makoto.

Makoto: She's not as bad as she seems! Right, Gina?

Me: *choking*

Makoto: ARE YOU OKAY, CAN YOU BREATHE?!

Me: I'm...okay...*still choking*

Makoto: NAGISAAAA!

Nagisa: I'm on it! *hugs me*

Me: *gasps*

Rin: I'm so lost right now...can I go?

Haru: No. Suffer with me.

Rin: Fine.

Me: Okay! So guys, this is how it's gonna work...*whispering the plan to them*

~5 minutes later~

Me: Everyone ready? Alright, on the count of 3...1...2...3!

Everybody: Congrats on 1k followers, @theBrilliant!

Me: Nice job, you guys! I'm surprised, honestly.

Nagisa: That's rude.

Me: Hush.

Makoto: Hehe, that was nice of you to do, Gina!

Me: Hey, they deserve to be congratulated for their hard work!

Nagisa: Mm!

Sousuke: I'm gonna make out with Makoto, bye. *drags Makoto away*

Nagisa: See you around, author-chan! *walks away with Rei*

Haru: ...

Rin: *pushing Haru* bye, Gina. Have a nice day!

Me: *waving* Bye!

So, anyways, as you can see, this is my messy one-shot for @thrBrilliant, who has worked so hard to get where they are now, and definitely deserves all of their followers! Go read their stories, they're great. You have my support and trust, @theBrilliant!