Part 2 cause why tf not. And my friend said I should

Rin: Yo, Haru! You doing anything later?

Haru: *mumbling*

Rin: Haru? You okay?

Haru: *staring intently at something*

Rin: Uh...*peeks over his shoulder*

Haru: Is this enough...

Rin: *shrieks*

Haru: Oh, Rin. I made mackerel.

Rin: *shaking* I-I'm good!

Haru: What do you mean?

Rin: *sweating* uhm........

Haru: You will eat with me, won't you?

Rin: *sweating intensifies*

Haru: Rin?

Rin: ..............FUCK THIS, IM OUT *runs away*

Haru: RIN. *chases him*

Rin: NO, STAY AWAY

Haru: YOU WILL EAT IT

Nagisa: Oh, Rin-chan! Haru-cha-

Rin: NAGISA RUN AWAY

Nagisa: *sees Haru with mackerel* *starts sprinting*

Haru: YOU CANT ESCAPE

Nagisa: WAAAAH, REI-CHAAAAAANNNNN!

Rin: IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE. I HAVEN'T EVEN PROPOSED YET.

Nagisa: *stops running, almost trips* huh?

Rin: Shit

Haru: *tackles Rin*

Rin: HARU NO

Haru: *shoves mackerel in Rin's mouth*

Rin: AGH

Nagisa: NO, RIN-CHAN! *dramatic music randomly playing in background*

Rin: Go...Nagisa...

Nagisa: I WONT EVER FORGET YOU RIN-CHAN!! *runs away crying*

Haru: *pets Rin* good, good.

Rin: Wtffffff-

Haru: Oh, is that Sousuke?

Rin: NO, STOP. SOUSUKKKKKKEEEEEEE!

Sousuke: WHO TF IS YELLING MY NAME.

Rin: RUN, SOUSUKE! RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!

Sousuke: WAIT. RIN WTF WHY DO I NEED TO RU-

Haru: SOUSUKE.

Sousuke: *screams loudly* HOLY FU-

Haru: *jumps at Sousuke*

Sousuke: *dodges and runs* NOT TODAY, NANASE

Haru: YES TODAY

Sousuke: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME. *calls Makoto*

Makoto: Ye-

Sousuke: MAKOTO SAVE US

Makoto: Eh?

Sousuke: NANASE HAS MACKEREL

Makoto: I think it'd be best if you just eat-

Sousuke: THE FUCK ARE YOU SUGGESTING, DO YOU WANT US TO DIE?!

Makoto: Ehm, Sousuke, please calm down-

Sousuke: NO. IM BEING CHASED BY A GUY WHO'S WILLING TO KILL HIS FRIENDS AND ENEMIES WITH MACKEREL.

Makoto: I'm sure you're just overreac-

Sousuke: GOD DAMMIT, HE'S CATCHING UP. NANASEEEEEEEEEEEE *hangs up*

Makoto: .......is it really that bad?

Rei: *shivering* yes, it is Makoto-senpai

Makoto: Are you okay?

Rei: No. I will never be okay.

Makoto: ...............wtf is wrong with my friends and boyfriend.

Fuck this, I gave up about halfway through. I'm off to write a one shot RinHaru wedding because I promised someone on here that I would. See ya!