SUP SLUTS. Dont mind me, just remembering 50% Off at a bad time XD anyways, I have another one-shot for you! It's based off of a text I sent my friend, so, thank you in advance for this beautiful idea, Kenzie XD now, on with the one-shot!

Haru: Let me go. I was on a date with pool-chan.

Rin: What?

Nagisa: Pool-chan?

Haru: Yes, pool-chan

Rei: Uhm, Haruka-senpai, you do realize that the pool isn't a person...right?

Haru: Are you insulting pool-chan?

Rei: *looks away blushing* n-no, I'm just asking you a question.

Rin: Dont worry about it, Rei, this is normal.

Rei: I'm worried about Haruka-senpai and his, uhm...imagination?

Makoto: I've been worried since he first started doing this. I still am.

Rin: He'll be fine. *secretly jealous that Haru loves the pool more than him*

Makoto: Rin-

Rin: Shut up.

Rei: *thinking* are you psychic?! (is that even how you spell it?)

Nagisa: Haru-chan, I'm sorry to say this, but...pool-chan is cheating on you with Rei...

Rei: WHAT?!

Haru: *looks at pool* is it true?

Rei: *confused as hell and is currently yelling in the background of Haru's moment*

Makoto: I'm gonna go get Rei back...

Rin: Where'd he go?

Makoto: He just jumped the fence...

Rin: Hurry u- wait, what?

Makoto: *climbed over the fence and ran after Rei*

Haru: Rin, is it true that pool-chan cheated on me?

Rin: How the fuck am I supposed to know.

Nagisa: It's true, I saw it!

Rin: NAGISA DONT ENCOURAGE HIM.

Nagisa: I even have video evidence! *shows Haru the videos*

Rin: Oh my god.

Haru: *looks back at pool* you said you loved me...

Rin: Wtf am I looking at

Nagisa: My amazing ninja skills.

Rin: Just shut up.

Nagisa: *pouts* you're no fun, Rin-chan

Rin: Since when was I ever fun?

Nagisa: ...

Rin: Exactly.

Haru: *curls up into a ball*

Rin: Dont. You. Dare.

Haru: *crys*

Rin: ARGHHHH.

Nagisa: *hugs Haru* it's okay, Haru-chan.

Sousuke: *in the clubroom*

Nitori: What happened?

Sousuke: Uhm, Nanase is crying, Rin is yelling, Nagisa is trying to comfort Nanase, Rei jumped the fence, and Makoto went after him.

Nitori: That's...nice?

Sousuke: I have no idea what's happening anymore.

Momotarou: Senpai!

Nitori: LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEE *runs away*

Momotarou: I LOVE YOUUUUUUU *chases him*

Sousuke: Okay then.

Makoto: I'm back!

Rei: NAGISA-KUN

Nagisa: What?

Rei: If the pool is cheating on Haru with me, that means I'm cheating on you with the pool.

Makoto: Dang.

Nagisa: DONT CHEAT ON ME, REI-CHANNNNNNNN *jumps onto Rei's back*

Rei: Exactly my point.

Nagisa: *sniffs* you love me, right?

Rei: Of course I do. Which is why I'd never cheat on you.

Rin: Ugh, get a room.

Makoto: Rin, stop it.

Haru: I wouldn't mind getting a room with you, Rin...

Sousuke: *breaks the door down*

Makoto: Sousuke?!

Sousuke: NU UH, MY CHILD IS NOT GOING WITH SOME SHARK TOOTHED BASTARD.

Rin: WTF SOUSUKE

Makoto: Sousuke, what are you talking about?

Haru: Daddy Sousuke...*pouts*

Sousuke: Haru, I'm sorry, but I can't trust Rin to take care of you.

Haru: I bet Mamakoto would let me go...

Makoto: Why are you dragging me into this?!

Sousuke: *hugs Makoto* fine. But get back before midnight.

Haru: Yes, dad!

Rin: What just happened.

Rei: I have no idea.

WOOP, OKAY, NO IDEA WHERE THIS WAS GOING, I WAS KINDA JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW THERE. AGH. But damn, my brain is so brilliant sometimes.