"Hey ruff did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Snotlout says flirting with Ruffnut. She just gives him a dirty look and walks away.

About a month ago Hiccup lost his leg and Astrid started to date him so all the boys except for tuff will be after ruff and I need to up my game to get the last girl my age on berk. Maybe I can try again tomorrow

NEXT DAY

Snotlout was walking and found all the boys heading towards the cove probably I go swim so Snotlout walked over to them to talk

"Hey guys!" Snotlout yells after them
"Hey Snotlout" fishlegs says "so Snotlout how are you dealing with me and Astrid" Hiccup says trying not to laugh but it was hard because the boy who has bullied you and had a crush on for the past 15 years looked so close to tears

"So who are you after now?" Tuff Asked
"Ruffnut" Snotlout and fishlegs say at the same time "wait my sister?!" Tuff exclaimed with smoke coming out of his ears and tackles Snotlout to the ground. Once he was done with Snotlout he tackled fishlegs and Hiccup was just watching backing away slowly "HICCUP!" Tuffnut shouted "do you like Ruffnut to?" He Asked cracking his knuckles

"N-no" he said "good" Tuffnut said in a dark voice "hiccup!" Astrid yelled and punches him "OW! what did I do?!" Hiccup yells at Astrid furiously "why don't you see for yourself" Astrid said and pointed behind him at something. He turned around and saw a giant group of girls looking for something and they saw hiccup.

"GIRLS THERE HE IS!" One yelled and all of the girl came running
"GET HIM!" One yelled
"HE SOOO CUTE" Another yelled
"QUICKLY BEFORE HE RUNS AWAY" another girl yelled
"LET ME LOVE YOU!" Another crazy girl said crying tears of joy
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" Hiccup screamed and ran as fast as he could into the forest

"How come he always gets the girls?!" Snotlout complains "I know right! We are just as good as him maybe even better!" Tuffnut complains

"Hello" a female voice said from behind them. It was a girl with raven black hair and brown eyes. "My name is Heather, what's your name?" She asked and walked forward to fishlegs

"I'm fishlegs" he says "mind if you show me around?"She asked and fishlegs face was doing a very good impression of a tomato"s-s-Sure" he says as she latches her arm around his arm and the walk away

"Even fish-face!?" Snotlout said irritated but just then Stoick and Gobber come walking by
"Why are you boys so angry? Me being chief I need to know my people problems and fix them" Stoick said "Well why don't you ask him"
Snotlout said pointing at a running hiccup "HI DAD! HI GOBBER!" Hiccup yelled as he ran past "Why was he running?" Gobber asks

"Look" Tuffnut huffed and the stampede of girls came running past them with Ruffnut all running away from an angry Astrid who was yelling "YEAH YOU BETTER RUN YOU FEMALE DEVILS" she yells in rage and throwing her axes at the girls

"They came to berk" Stoick started "just for hiccup?!" Gobber finishes "yes and we can't get any girls they always go after Hiccup!" Snotlout whined as a fuming Astrid dragging  back an unconscious hiccup covered in kiss marks and had only half his shirt and no peg leg

"Oh gods" Stoick says while face palming