In connection to London 'Vampire AU' one shots (: [And bc this week is basically London week]

Also, I swear to you all who read Quiet that I'm working on part two

[Prompt: Brendon can't work a DVD player, Louis had to teach him]

"I am 900 years old, obey me!"

Slowly, Louis is closing the front door of their apartment, trying his best to make sure that it doesn't slam shut as he listens in on what is happening in the living room of his and Brendons shared apartment. It was small by no means, with two bedrooms with their own ensuites, a separated kitchen and living room and a spare room often used as Brendons office. They also had use of the basement, often the location where Brendon was kicked down to his 'coffin' when Louis was extremely pissed off.

Louis would say that they were well off with the income that was flooding into their small household, but a better saying would be that they were better than well off. Most of their income was coming from Brendon, either from the mountains of cash that Brendon has had gathered over the years of being alive, or from his newly established 'Pleasure Toy' company. And of course, Louis helped with what he could gather from his small roles in commercials or extra roles in Television shows.

"I have been alive for longer than you have existed. Work!"Brendons voice shouts through the apartment just as Louis is dumping his backpack by the front door and toeing his vans off.

Rounding the corner, Louis comes into view of his vampire boyfriend lifting the DVD player up into the air, anger evident in his face and by the tinge of red that mixes into the brown of his eyes. He's heading towards the window with full intention of throwing the object out of the window.

"Whoa! Lets not do that!"Louis is rushing out in horror, moving fast so that he was standing in front of his boyfriend, hands on the olders chest and pushing him backwards away from the window."I seem to like this DVD player and I don't want you breaking it. Or killing someone with it."

"It won't listen to me."Brendon growls in annoyance, letting out a tired sound as he lowers the object so that he can shove it at Louis, the human caught off guard by the object and near dropping it himself. Realising what is being handed to him, Louis winds up the trailing cords, watching as Brendon falls onto their sofa.

"The DVD player...won't listen to you?"Louis has to stiffen a laugh, biting his bottom lip whenever Brendon pouts his lips and nods his head, glaring at the space under their television set where the DVD players home is at.

For as long as Brendon has been alive, he has never gotten the hand of modern technology. It was complicated and as much as Louis teases him about being such a Grandad with the way he still reads the paper or sends out letters and postcards, it's hard! He's 900 years old for fuck sake! Cut him some slack!

"You've been raving about this movie for weeks -"Brendon kicks the DVD case where it lays on the floor; Night Crawler. He lets out a huff, crossing his arms over his chest." - and so I wanted to watch it so that I'll be able to talk to you about it, see what the big fuss was about but that - thing won't fucking work!"

"And so what did you do?"Louis presses, biting the inside of his cheeks to stop the sniggers of amusement.

"So I shouted at it. Commanded for it to listen to me but it won't!"

"Bren, it's not voice activated."Louis says gently, kneeling down on the ground so that he can place the DVD player back in its place and wire the wires through the back to the plug."It's not going to 'listen' to you. What did you do?"

"I put the DVD into the slot and pressed play."

"And then..."Louis raises his eyebrow, peeking his head around the television to look at the vampire who continues to glare at the DVD player as if it's his arch enemy. As far as Brendon knows; it is his arch enemy now. How dare it show him up in front of his boyfriend? ,are him look like such a fool?

"And then it didn't do anything."

"Did you ever think that turning it on would be a good start?"Louis asks in fondness, pressing the plug into the socket, noticing that the socket was not even turned on."Or have the Socket turned on?"He laughs.

"Are you laughing at me?"Brendon asks in annoyance, standing up from the sofa just as Louis is standing up from the ground. He has a look of annoyance on his face, mixed with the look of a child who was unable to tie his own shoelaces.

"Yes."Louis is unable to help the bountiful of laughs that take over his Body. He isn't going to lie. He finds it hilarious that his poor vampire of a boyfriend can't even do something as simple as work a DVD player. It was just too innocent.

"You won't be laughing when you need help with a typewriter."Brendon huffs, turning away from Louis whenever the human has to grab onto the book shelf to stop himself from doubling in two in laughter.

"Babe, nobody uses a typewriter anymore."Louis giggles, snaking his way round so that e was standing in front of Brendon once again, cheeks tinted a pink from laughter and the corners of his eyes crinkling from how had he ends up smiling. He brings his hand up to cup Brendons jaw, forcing the vampire to look at him.

"Leave me alone. This is abuse."He whines.

"Is there anything useful that you can do?"The human lets out a laugh, tipping his head to the side as to question.

"I can...run very fast?"

"I said something useful."

"That means I can fuck very fast. Right?"

"Nobody likes fast sex,"Louis smirks, letting out a squeal whenever Brendon purposely pinches his side. Brendon is settling his arms around the humans waist, enjoying as they stand in their livingroom. Brendon has been "Try again."

"I can..."Brendon pauses, his eyebrows scrunching up to meet in the middle."I can bite people of death?"

"Why am I dating you again?"

"Because I'm handsome as fuck, got a good dick and you love me."

I'm going to do London smut soon I swear guys

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