Starting to wonder if I should just open a file just for these crack fics, but probably easier to just keep them all here. We can thank ChaosDancer12, Nightstar246, MistraltheSkelegirl and MoonAndStarsAlign for joining this crack Tuesday

Lust walked down the street, looking like a million bucks, now if only he could get rid of his stalker.

"LUST!!!" Fell cried.

Yes.. that stalker.

Unfortunately... it was the rare yandere Fell, he walked faster.

Stupid no shortcut or portal area.

It was at that moment his body demanded food, and down the street he saw a familiar golden arch.

Yandere wouldn't start something there right?

Quickly he entered the building, relief in his soul when he spotted a familiar monster ordering food.

"Horror!" Lust said happily, seeing his boyfriend.

"Horror," Lust squeaked blushing red, as Horror gave such a hug.

"Hey there, hungry?" Horror asked, as he was always hungry.

All the fast food places in the multiverse knew Horror by site.

"A bit," Lust admitted, Horror quickly ordered arranging the food to be delivered to a table. The couple quickly found a table for themselves.

SQQQQQQUUEAAAK

Yandere Fell clung to the McDonalds window staring at Lust with hungry eyes.

"I'm pretty sure i feel emotions, not obsession of yandere's," Nightmare said walking into McDonalds, taking in the yandere in the window.

"Oh, you too?" Dream asked walking in.

Yandere kissed the window and made come hither motions towards Lust.

It was not very effective.

Lust used ignore.

It was very effective.

The twins traded looks.

This looked entertaining, more then there usual battles.

"I'll get a table," Dream said.

"I'll get the food" Nightmare said speeding to the counter, not wanting to miss anything.

Ink, who was in standard McDonald uniform since he work part time. He doesn't get paid dangit and found out he can't create money! And he sort of in debt. But that besides the point! He poke his head out from the McFurry machine. He spotted his target.

Not the yandere behind the window. Not Lust and Horror on a cheap lunch date. Not Nightmare and Dream who he doesn't even want to think about at the moment.

No!

His target was a kid. Not the kid but wants in the kids hand. It was a prize toy. The last one to finished his SCP toy collection. McDonalds been expanding on the toy industries.

The kid was holding SCP 999 Tickle Monster. The cute orange glob!

He needs it!

"Wahhh! My toy!" the child screamed, as it was ripped from his hands.

"Finally the last one!!!" Ink cheered.

Whap

"Owww," Ink cried, his skull hurt.

"Give my baby his toy back!" the mother said, whapping him with her purse.

By the way, shes a Karen.

The women chased Ink from the restaurant, leaving a confused husband and child who soon left after. It was then a cough was heard, Yandere Fell turned and blinked to spot a bundle of adorableness.

Blue.

The 4th wall king.

The crossroads demon... wait.. wrong fandom.

The Shipping Club leader.

"You, are getting in the way of my ships!" Blue said.

"But Lust..." Yandere said looking in the fast food place, where Lust was kissing that... thing!

That kiss should be his.

"Nope, no messing with my ships," Blue said, three seconds later Blue was dragging yandere away who had a concussion.

Dream and Nightmare wondered off, to continue there eternal battle of Positivity and Negativity.

Well Lust and Horror, that's private.

END