So.. got a bit sick of Papyrus kicking sans out stories, warning not a papyrus friendly one-shot

They were not being very good at being sneaky, Sans watched them without them realizing

He calmed his soul, concentrating on the ledger of expensives in front of him. The tired skeleton had hoped it wouldn't come to this.

A tug of his shirt got his attention, he gave a wry smile at Frisk who was looking on in concern.

"Don't worry kid, I expected something like this," Sans said a bit sadly, her eyes watered unhappily he and gently ruffled her hair.

"No blaming yourself kid, Its there choice and nothing you could do about it," eh told her, she frowned and shook her head and signed with her hands.

"It wouldn't work Frisk, a reset would only make it hurt more later," he explained, the child huffed a bit angrily.

"None of that, there adults nothing we can do. Now you best head home, Tori would murder me if you got caught up in this," he told her, with a sigh she patted his arm in comfort and left the house.

Sans went back to his numbers, and waited.

"Sans..." Papyrus said, Sans sighed at the slight whiny/snooty feel to the voice.

"Heya Paps, how was your day," Sans said with an easy grin, humming a bit when he finally found the small sum that had eluded him in the ledger.

"Sans, we need to talk," Papyrus said, the whine was getting louder.

"Its important," Undyne said, her voice was all sneer.

"I see," Sans said, and pushed the ledger away and turned to face Papayrus. Undyne he expected, but it hurt a bit seeing Alphys there as he'd thought her a friend. But he guessed her manipulative girlfriend would push her int this, for someone so smart Alphys was so stupid.

"Its time for you to move out," Undyne sneered, a bone brow rose.

"For me to move out you say..." Sans said trailing off.

"Your such a lazy bum, always sleeping. You can't so anything without myself making you do it, always punning. How your not on the street eludes me, I'll be able to afford the house much better once your gone," Papyrus said with a sniff.

"Afford it you say," Sans said flatly.

"Please Sa... ans, lets just do this quickly," Alphys stuttered.

"Just how stupid do you think I am Papyrus," Sans said still flatly, this took the trio by surprise.

"Very, your a failure," Papyrus said angrily, and for once showing the rude person Sans knew hid under his 'friendly' exterior.

"Failure Papyrus, so I'm lazy because I sleep between ten jobs. Jobs that paid to keep food in our mouths, to keep the roof over our skulls," Sans said getting off his chair, his singular eye light blazing.

"Ten... jobs!" Alphys squeaked in shock.

"Did you really think the sentry job paid for much dear old Papy. It paid for a few groceries every month, while you paid for a job that barely paid biscuits. You played around like a child, but your not a child anymore," Sans said a smirk suddenly on his face.

"You lie! I did everything in the house!" Papyrus screeched like an offended cat.

"Oh yes, making spaghetti twice a week that only you can consume and doing the dishes once a month, I made the rest of the meals, the dishes and the laundry and the rest of the housework.. so I'm useless and lazy one hmm," Sans said, his other eyelight flickering into existence.

"Sans, I'm warning you. Get out of Papyrus's house!" Undyne snarled summoning her spear.

"Hmm.. lets see his house, I'm afraid dear papyrus isn't on the deed of property for my house or the house back underground, oh... and not even a cent paid... well now... where is 'his house'?" sans said taking a step forward, the trio took a step back at the malice Sans was letting out.

"Its mine!" Papyrus whined out.

"By the way your being evicted, Get dunked on!" Sans said raising a hand.

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Thump

"Ow..." Alphys said, landing face first in a half full garbage bin, both Papyrus and Undyne landed in other bins.

"I'm going to dust him!" Undyne snarled as she crawled out of her own can, flicking a decaying banana peel off her hair.

"No, your fired," a voice said firmly "Both yourself and Undyne."

Startled they looked up.

"Asgore," Undyne said dropping her weapon.

Behind him, an enraged Toriel held a worried Frisk.

"You should probably contact your lawyers," Asgore told them.