Attack the Gast
Pretty much all of Discord group joined... omg. Thank you ChaosDancer12 and Nightstar246 and FireladyofInk and MoonAndStarsAlign and Spadeandlycanaproxie and MoonAndStarsAlign and MistraltheSkelegirl anyway I think I got all of us listed that joined in.. hopefully.
Blue skipped down the street, but this wasn't a normal street. This was the Multi Omniverse street where Admins lived!
"I the Great Blues Shall find an Admin t help me!" he cried pointing to the sky dramatically.
A crow cawed.
"No sass from you!" Blue said looking at the bird.
A bush giggled.
"Aha! an admin!" Blue said.
Blue pulled into the bush and a hand covered his mouth.
"Sshh! We're about to prank someone brah." Fresh tells Blue with a Kirin right by him.
Blue giving a look who their about to prank.
"XGaster." Nix replied and look at her watch. "The others should be here soon."
Tubbo walked down the street.
A small hedgehog made of flames sniggered and ate popcorn.
A fluffy Black cat sat on a roof watching while crocheting.
Chaos was busy, she was building some of her Christmas gifts, in her room... It wasn't her fault that she was addicted to building models of Pokemon with really tiny bricks.
"He coming!" Nix sees XGaster floating their way and look like he was on his phone.
"Stupid Amazon Prime not bringing my package in yet!" XGaster growled.
"By the way, how exactly did XGaster get here without a Blue or Fresh to break the 4th wall to get here?" Fire asked curious.
Align snickered a package hidden behind her.
Misty poofed in, looking half dead.
"He bribed one of the guards with a gift card".
"Ahhhhh...." Fire said nodding, and did her best to revive Misty. "wait.. we have guards?"
The shadow admin nodded, yawning. "Yeah...."
"Brah! Get your ammunition!" Fresh picking up a gun...a marshmallow gun.
Misty waved her hand lazily and a bunch of floating glitter capsules winked into existence. "You would not....-yawn-.... believe the amount of practice I have with that spell."
Fire grinned and aimed her P-P shooter, which shot... well Peas.
Tubbo just watched from a distance.
Hopefully a safe distance.
Nix turning into her human form, needing her hands, and grabbed a fly swatter.
Align pulled out an infaniant water gun filled with lemon juice and took aim.
It was a safe distance.
Blue was given a nerf gun except it now shoots pretzel rods.
"Reaaaaady...." Fire whispered to them.
Misty nodded.
"Seriously how hard is it to deliver this!" XGaster yelled.
"Aim..." Fire smirked adjusting the P-P.
Align beard her teeth in a smile paw on trigger.
Nix raising the swatter up.
"I'm going back to eBay!"
"Boom!" Fire said shooting the P-P.
Misty sent the glitter after XGaster.
The Peas exploded on contact, sending up flares.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!"
Align sent lemon juice to XGaster's eyes and mouth cackling.
Tubbo fell onto the floor laughing.
Blue shooting all of XGaster floating hands.
Glitter covering all over XGaster and very sparkly.
Nix jumps out and slap XGaster face with the fly swatter.
"Gah... a sparklespire..." Fire said shivering having twilight flashback suddenly.
Misty twitched. "Thank you, Fire. Now I won't be able to visit Inky for a while...."
"WHY ME!?" XGaster demanded on the ground.
Align snorted at the idiot on the floor, He knows what he did.
"Why, XGaster the sparkler," Fire muttered, shooting the P-P a few more times.
Misty glared. "Cedric looks like Edward."
Blue eating one of the pretzel rods with Fresh.
Nix poke him with the swatter.
"ohhhhhh.. sorry," Fire said shiftily.
Misty grumbled, hitting XGaster with a spell that made him turn neon colors brighter than what Fresh wore.... after they left, of course. She didn't want to blind her friends.
"So... throw XGaster is the worst rom com multiverse we can find?" Fire asked curious.
"Sure."
"Yeah Brah!"
"...... throw him into Twilight."
"You guys know what Rom Coms are tight?" Fire asked worriedly.
"Hm Twilight/50 shades of gray" Align commented cringing.
"Romantic Comedy." Misty deadpanned.
She froze and twitched at what Align said.
"Dating Sims worse then Twilight usually," Fire told them.
"Never watched it, never cared to watch it, but I watched the Film Theory, and Christian Grey is a fxcking cult." Misty hissed.
"Put him with the glittery vampires.~" A voice purred near Misty.
Nix watches XGaster slowly crawled away.
Misty turned and her eyes narrowed on him. "..... make him Bella."
"He's certainly whiny and emo enough."
"Heya other pyro, when did you arrive?" Fire asked, kicking the XGaster down again.
Align sent an anvil to pin XGaster down.
"I've been here the entire time."
"Stop being invisible," Fire pouted.
Misty giggled at this information..... she didn't look awake still.
"...You need Brain Bleach?"
"If I stopped being invisible entirely no one would see anything else."
"Cause you're just that awesome!" Misty chirped, cheerful yet slightly deranged sounding.
"...No, I'm hot."
Nix takes XGaster phone.
"...I sound like Ink."
"You do.... but it's true."
"But you are part Ink" Align said.
"Perhaps. Or is it the other way around? Perhaps both?"
"Hey guys let's just use his Amazon account." Waves the phone.
"Make him buy Poopsie Sparkle Unicorns by the dozen."
Misty suddenly flopped to the ground, asleep.
Align look over "Oh dear" seeing Misty passed out.
"All votes to toss XGaster into a twilight Rom Com, say yes so I can go home," Fire called finally.
"Well, how unfortunate. It's a yes from me."
Misty raised her hand, then went back to sleep. "Stupid insomnia...."
"Yes from me" Align said poking Misty with her paw.
"That's good enough for me," Fire grinned, and opened a portal under XGaster who fell in screaming.
"And finished ordering the Poopsie Sparkle Unicorn."
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