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author pov:

3 boys found out where the ice witch usually be at.

Lex: this is the place

Y/n: you sure coming here is a good idea

Skyler: lex & i are old time mercenaries. Trust me we really don't wanna be here. But one girl that can put down people that either twice her height & leaves like a ninja with a prize. We need to find out why that store & others have boiling fights over a simple half price bento

Lex: she said i win go take the bento

Y/n: but you didn't buy it. Why is that?

Lex: i am a huge eater i Don't eat that stuff. I cook bigger food than those. Its like a day lunch & quick dinner for people that Don't know how to cook to my understanding

They spot room 501. They heard voices. They went in silently they didn't noticed their presence till lex spoke first.

Lex: half price club. Sounds inviting The whole board you got is full of half price stickers. You got a history there ain't that right. Yarizui sen aka ice witch

Sen: so you're former lieutenant colonel lex sapphire hills tac name destroyer callsign whiplash 1. N.R.F. calls you devil dog. Pilot with that black f22 that saved this city. Vanished 15 years ago. So your pheonix & the son of the one punch hero saitama & blizzard fubuki

Y/n: * bowed * nice to meet you

Skyler: yo

Lex: so you're satou yoh & you're oshiroi-

Y/n: well well

Hana: oh its been a while

Satou: you know each other?

Hana: well i never told you i have a boyfriend. He was a former ace pilot. I often beat him up for smoking weed

Sen: your BOYFRIEND IS APEX PREDATOR?

Lex: oh the irony. * looks around * so you're the only club member huh well till these two join. I am not here to roast you. Nor joining the club since we don't go to school

Y/n: i been hearing alot about you before. Surveillance from the hero association & lex's higher ups had been watching your move

One punch hero sets down a lap top opens us shows all the footages. She sweatdropped.

Satou: shit you been watched

Sen: i wasn't shocked

Lex: they will not take any action. So that's why were here. I know this is none of my business. But there are lives at stake when people shop there. Fight brakes out someone is gonna get hurt. Since these two are involved. You better trained them good. Well except her

Hana:

Control f you

Sen: you do realize its unavoidable. Some people might get curious

Y/n: she has a point. She can't just warn them & we can't just warn them

Lex: (sighed)

Skyler: well try to keep chaos at bay. We know y/n will want this i tried bentos myself tastes good but lex & i have a thing where we eat much bigger food. You know why?

Sen: because you two or used to be fighter pilots so you eat large amounts of food before mission comes. I understand

Lex: i am gonna call in people to renovate you're club so it can be more inviting. We overstayed our welcome. See ya

Sen blushed she shook her head.

Timeskip:

Skyler: glad to see hana. Wonder how james is doing?

Lex: probably doing some bounty hunting related jobs & often gets caught by his novel writer girlfriend. He does live with her thought

Y/n: so you knew its her terf

Lex: she's no threat to me. Its long as she doesn't start crap with me

Y/n: or perhaps you both are having a crush on each other. You both have the same red born unatural eyes

Lex has a text message. There on a move. 3 move out.

Timeskip:

Lex: oh look Burger patties on sale

Skyler: dude its japanese hamburger steak

Y/n: oh hush skyler he knows what's he's talking about. Lets head inside

Lex pov:

I bought them put them in my freezer bag inside of my car. Head back then watching hana & satou looking at the guy put stickers on the prices. Y/n clenched his fists i took my belt off my pants wrapped it around it my left arm.

Skyler whispered: hana risking her life for a friend to get those. James is gonna-

James:

WHERE'S THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEED🌿

hana: JAMES KUN!?😱

y/n: ah shit

(Song starts playing in the background)

The guy that put the stickers on left, Fight for bentos is on  James whitley former apex saw his girlfriend about to get run over.

He kicks the guy picks her up bridal carry she kisses him. Y/n easily one punches the goons so satou can get the prize.

Lex beats up other goons in brutality.

(0:18 - 0:26 only. Without gun)

Skyler: SATOU FIGHT BACK & GET THAT THE DAMN BENTO

Satou: I'M TRYING YOU 3 MADE IT SO EASY

James: JUST GET IT DUDE

Hana: james kun how you know!?💗

James: i didn't. I wasn't aware you'd be here. I came in to get a pack of smokes. Didn't know a brawl between early stage karens & kevins brawl (author note: foreshadowing) ended up starting-

Hana: I GET IT JEEZ. GET ME OUT OF THE HOTSPOT. No i am not gonna let you buy cigarettes you had one earlier today baka yank

James: darn

Satou: I GOT- OH SHIT

Girl that never shown her face. About to jump on him y/n kicked her.

Big lady: HEY KID

Lex: hmm?

Big lady: I WANT- ARRGGH

He punched her so hard she flew across the store.

Jock: DUDE YOU CAN'T HIT A LADY

Jock 2: THAT GUY IS AN AMERICAN HE DON'T CARE

Lex: but i do live here

Song ends:

Y/n appeared behind them knock them out. Skyler got enough bentos for the two. Lex payed for them.

Y/n: that was wild. How you know she was gonna make him put the stickers on?

Lex: like james said she's a early stage karen.

Y/n is impressed he's got a good sense of smell. Despite how much pain he is, he has such willpower like he has pain tolerance or something. He drives away. He spots a guy in the bike had been watching them.

Timeskip hana pov:

James: so let me get this straight * sets a bag of bentos down * all the stores had suffered property damage because of a super smash bros brawl

Satou: ultimate

James: shut up!. Over a instant meal bentos that stickers for half a price. My girlfriend joined a club along with you. Get these lunches on her turf. Club from what y/n told me before he skyler & lex went home that is run by ice witch who had no club members until you two came

Hana: well i came in for back massage because you went to sleep last night. You know why?

James: i fell down stairs

Oshiroi: you drank WAY TOO MUCH TEA. I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT💢. It makes you very sleepy🤬

Satou: i thought you know better not to mess with our kind of tea?

James: i couldn't help it tased so good

Oshiroi: who turns tea into a energy drink

Sen: you bought them all. Who are you?

James looks at her

Oshiroi: that's my boyfriend

Sen: so you're apex predator. Look young

James: nice to meet you sen. Here lex wanted to give you this. Its rare for you. Ready to go love?

Oshiroi: hai💗. Have a goodnight you two

Sen gasped smiled. Satou said goodbye to his clubleader. Things are changing thanks to those 4. 3 now 4. What story to tell.

Timeskip skyler pov:

I am glaring at a girl who is overprotective of james's girlfriend

but now she isn't being obsessed bitch because i ended up sending into a tree outside of my work place she runs back faces me.

Skyler: before i pummeled you for interrupting my break time & i go start doing bounty hunting jobs after i send you to sleep. You got 5 SECONDS tell me you're name before i start BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU. INVITING MY WORK PLACE SUCKER. SO CHOP CHOP

Ume: my names shiraume ume * bowed * student council of the karasama private High school

Skyler: oh james's novel writer girlfriend goes there. How you know i work here? Why came to me?

Ume: you broke out my obsession by pummeled me into a tree. Reality check. James san scares me

Skyler: you survived. One tough cookie. Would you like for me to send you to the afterlife?.

I really broke out of her unhealthy obsession all right. We stared at each other till ended up kissing each other. After that i'm taking her to school. I stop at school seeing hana kissing apex as a goodbye james looks at ume death glare.

(2:35 - 2:41 only)

Ume has a cross raising it up she's scared.

Skyler: its a date anyway. He's got hana on blue tracker. He knows who you are. So change your ways NOW!

She nodded

Skyler: good. Get the fuck outta my mustang Saleen with yo sorry ass

She ran inside passing hana. She looks back squinted her eyes & shook her head.

Timeskip:

Skyler: so you & my first girlfriend are good friends since grade school?

Hana: Hit it off ever since. After that i met my boyfriend james after he retired from the air force at nato. She didn't know anything about that because james was recovering at my place from radiation that bombarded the atmosphere. He's lucky he didn't get worse like lex san did

Y/n: she's territorial

Hana: not anymore pheonix here bashed her out you're job place you really broke her. I am glad thank you for changing her

Skyler: anytime. Obsession will get people like her killed. Your all human not slaves

Timeskip author pov:

Lex decided to try one of their bentos before he gets them he & y/n beat up new guys.

Lex: these guys are different

Y/n: decided to try it?

Lex: don't push it

Lex moved is hands away from a guy that ride a superbike.

lex: you help satou

Y/n: i seen you before?

Yuu: easy devil dog & son of the hero. I got mine you i was testing you if you're paying-

Gun he pointed equip with a silencer. Didn't see him taking out his side arm. Gun barrel silencer smoking he felt little blood on his right side face coming down. It graved like he got scratch by a cat scratch.

Bullet hit went through the wall & out the building. That is some powerful gun.

Y/n: easy buddy. As a hero i would've stop him from getting his gun. Do not test someone who came from a military long career at such a young age

He bowed as a apology * leaves. Sen saw the whole thing. She is sweating first time someone went a bit too far for him to do that.

Timeskip:

Y/n: that was fun. See ya you two. Come on satou taking you home

Satou: thanks one punch man

Lex: goodnight y/n. Where you going?

Sen: clubroom

Lex: negetive i called my crew to renovated it. I'll be done by morning. Taking you home

Sen pov:

I ride with him. He behind the wheel of his dodge demon. Music playing.

sen: you're more than just a wolf

Lex: what I am that scary?

Sen: hai. Devil dog.... True alpha predator

Lex: i am only human. I'm gonna tell you this. You have friends now. You been lonely

Sen: not so bad.

He pulls up to my  place.

Lex: here

I am shocked what he gave me. Bento with a reef sticker seal. He has one too.

Lex: i don't care what it is. Is long as its edible you're welcome. Satou has one too so is y/n

Sen: you 3 declared champion. I know what you gonna say sounds stupid

Lex: property damaged into thousands. Its been 15 years since.....

Sen: you saved our city from the rogue russians mercenaries. How's your health?

Lex: i am in pain only 50% cured. It keeps coming back

He reached in the back grabbed my BOOK THAT HAS ALL MY STICKERS I COLLECTED!. He put one on the book & hand it back to me.

Lex: well this is where we part ways. This guy named wizard right. He's a 3rd year

Sen: i will never know how you got our names this fast. I'll go since you're burning gas

Lex: it turned off on its own

Sen: nani!?

Lex: new cars have that feature to save energy life. I accidentally add it to it

Sen smiled: such self respect. You didn't care who cook it. It long as it keeps you up & going fighting in the air. * bowed * thank you for saving the world. I should've thank the others too & y/n san.

Lex smiled: your welcome

Car turned on revving up.

lex: goodnight

Sen: goodnight lex kun

He reversed blew a horn

Sen: that thing can whine

I know i met satou. But lex kun he's. Its the first time. Wolf & a devil dog. Its like i am seeing my reflection.

Longest chapter i ever done.

Jeez

I felt like doing another chapter

Later or goodnight