Koby's fleet, after Davy's crew, came across a bunch of Rowboats, filled with Marines, who, in anger, sang one song on a loop.

"Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row!"
"Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row!"
"Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row!"

"John Paul Jones is a pirate
No loyalty does he possess
Keep it up, we'll catch the pirate
And sink him along with the rest
Ho!"

"Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row!"

"Born the son of a Mott, he was
Born the son of a Mott
But cut an Admiral down in his prime, he did
So away to Impel Down he got"

"Oh! John Paul Jones is a pirate
No loyalty does he possess
Keep it up we'll catch the pirate
And sink him along with the rest
Ho!"

"Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row!"

"Raise the flag of Rebellion, he did
Raise the flag of the Rebellion
They hailed him as a hero, they did
And hoisted him up through the ranks"

"Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row!"

"Oh! John Paul Jones is a pirate
No loyalty does he possess
Keep it up we'll catch the pirate
And sink him along with the rest
Ho!"

"Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row!"

"Sailed at the head of the Freedom fighters, he did
Sailed at the head of the Freedom fighters
But they swindled him out of his freedom, they did
So away from them all he did wrench"

"Oh! John Paul Jones is a pirate
No loyalty does he possess
Keep it up, we'll catch the pirate
And sink him along with the rest
Ho!"

"Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row!
Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row! Set feet, row!"

"Now he's kicking up storms in the Grand Line, he is
Kicking up storms in the Grand Line
Wearing the coat of the Marines
'Cause he knows it will piss everyone off!"

"Oh! John Paul Jones is a pirate
No loyalty does he possess
Keep it up, we'll catch the pirate
And sink him along with the rest
Ho!"

Koby: John...!

Sitting upon her balcony, Ariel somberly practiced her knitting.

She was quite bad at it.

(Broing)

Bird: KAW!

(THUMP)

Ariel: Sorry birdy!

After killing that bird, she sat quietly, alone with her thoughts. Until one of her maids rushed to her side.

Maid: Lady Ariel, an Admiral has arrived on the island!

Ariel:!

Ariel: It must be Koby!

Maid: Perhaps... But they say he's waiting on the west peak.

Ariel: Hmm... Strange...

Without question, she heads to the west peak, a sharp-tipped cliff overlooking the far sea. Going alone, Ariel calmly walked over there, but from a distance, she could tell it was not Koby.

This man wore white and had familiar pink hair.

Instinctively, Ariel's step hastened as she got closer. Noticing her, the man turned to face her.

(Captain of the Helllords; John Paul Jones)

John:(smirks) Oh? Looks like I finally found the right island.

John: How've ya-

Ariel drop-kicks John off the cliff.

John: Ah. Ya've been mad.

(SPLASH)

(A few minutes later....)

After climbing back up to the hill, John found Ariel sitting on the ground pouting.

John: Amazing... Not only are you even more beautiful...

John: But you got that sexy Milf energy along with that adorable ditzy youngster aura.

Ariel: Flattery will get you nowhere! Hmph!

John:(smiles) Ariel... Come on~

Ariel: Hmph! You got me pregnant!

John: You named our child Davy! Not David and nicknamed him Davy, no...

John: You literally named him Davy!

Ariel: You missed most of his life!

John: You said you'd be waiting at home. Not to mention where the hell that was!

John: And I'm already bad with directions... So I've been hopping from island to island looking for you two!

Ariel: Well... Hmph!

John:(grinning) Hmph!

Ariel: Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!

John: Hmph♪ hmph♪ hmmmmmph♪!!

Ariel:...

John: I missed you~

Ariel:(blushes)

Upon arriving back in her mansion, Ariel demanded she and John would not be disturbed for the rest of the week and that food be brought regularly.

(Days later....)

Ariel and John lay in bed together. Ariel, in John's arms, flipped through the photo album of Davy, catching him up on every event.

EVERY event.

Ariel: This was when he and Koby went fishing. And this is when they were on the boat.

Ariel: And this is when Koby fell asleep. And this where the wind blew and tangled the lime around his neck.

Ariel: Oh! And this was when Koby almost got hung by the fishing line as Davy wrestled with the fish.

Ariel: And this is when we went out for sushi after we caught nothing.

John: Good to know Dad's luck with fishing has gotten worse...

Ariel:(smiles) Oh! But enough about our time with Davy. How was it when you first saw each other?

John:..... Eh?

Ariel: Well after you poisoned him with your stupid philosophy, and he became a pirate, I assume you two met up...

Ariel:(furious glare) Because the idea you made him a pirate, and didn't even try to take care of him like I had to in your absence didn't cross my mind...

Ariel:(furious) B-Because only by being with you did he get that Wanted Dead bounty.

John:......

John: He's Wanted Dead....? Attaboy...

Ariel: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Getting atop John, Ariel begins to choke him.

John:(choking) Oh-ho-ho~

John:(choking) Kinky- Oh wait, you're trying to kill me! Ahhh!

Ariel: Why are you here!? Our baby boy is wanted dead!!

Ariel: Go save him!!

John:(chocking) Am I supposed to do it dead?!

Ariel:.... Can you?

John:(chocking) As much as this is exactly how I want to die... Could you stop?

Rolling off of him, Ariel crosses her arms and pouts.

John: Davy is Wanted Dead?

Ariel: He's the talk of the town... Probably every town by now... How don't you know that!?

John: I don't read the news. It's a waste of paper.

Ariel:(flips through the photo book) Well you should!

She shows him Davy's wanted poster.

John: Huh... Nice.

Ariel:(glares)

John:(sigh)

John: Let the kid be. It's not like I can find him. It took me years to find this island!

John: How am I supposed to find him if he's on the move!?

Ariel: Love finds a way!

John:....

John: I love your silliness.

(Knock, knock)

John: Lady Ariel! Sir Koby is here!

John: That cockblocker!

Ariel: Shhh! Hide!

(Slam)

Koby: Ariel-

Ariel:!

Koby:(looks away) O-Oh I'm sorry! I-I...

John was out of sight before the doors even swung open, so it was up to Ariel to deal with him.

Koby: It's about Davy... I found him.

Ariel: Does that mean-

Koby: He escaped.

Ariel: Oh...

Koby: And... They're raising his bounty...

Ariel: I'm going to cry....

Koby: W-Wait! There is some good news... He's been framed, so I might be able to clear his name.

Koby: And... He told me to tell you not to worry. And he's having a lot of fun.

Ariel: He is...?

Koby: The boy has become much stronger... I even got to see him make tornados.

Ariel:... Ah, that's nice...? Actually... What do you mean he's making tornados?

Ariel: Is that slang?

Koby: No. He's quite literally capable of making tornadoes.

Ariel:.... Okay.

Koby: He'll be fine.

Ariel: We hope so.

Koby: We?

John:.....

Ariel: Yes. Me and John.

Koby: Huh?

Ariel:!

Ariel: You know... Because he's his father and cares about him very much.

Ariel: I know in my heart... Because if not, I'll choke him right here where he stands-

John:(silent facepalm)

Ariel: Or... Where he will stand when you drag him here.

Koby: Right.

Ariel:....

Ariel: Was there anything else...?

Koby: N-No... I guess not. But I would like to make sure you're alright.

Koby: Would you like to talk? You can tell me anything?

Ariel: Uhm... Sure. But I'm naked, so can you go wait downstairs?

Koby: Of course.

He leaves the room, closing the door, and revealing where John was hidden.

John: Tornados? I knew I had given him the best fruit...

John: Ariel my love. Please tell me you can hold a conversation with my father without giving away I'm here.

Ariel: Uhmmmm... Maybe we should tell him?

Koby:(muffled) I already know.

John: Not surprised...

John: Hi Dad!

Koby:(muffled) Get dressed. Meet me in the backyard.

John:(sigh)

Getting dressed, John Paul Jones kisses Ariel and heads out to confront his father, who stands on the other side of a pool. With his hands behind his back, he faced away from John.

John: Did you want to go swimming? Why'd ya tell me to get dressed then?

Koby: This is the pool where Davy used to swim in... He was the best swimmer I've ever seen.

John: Talent can cause complacency. Or worse, a chain to an unwanted destiny.

Koby: Your little gift corrupted his mind.

John: I gave him a choice.

Koby: He was too young to make such a choice!

John: You underestimate him.

Koby: You don't know him.

John: Ohhh, low blow dad!

John: You already caught me with my pants down, amid love!

Koby: Why are you here?

John: I always planned on coming here. But... You know how I am with directions.

John: Thanks for not telling me how to get here.

Koby: You never gave me a chance.

John: We can blame each other for several things. Back and forth.

John: But that won't get us anywhere.

John: So let's cut to the chase.

John: Are we fighting? Or are you leaving?

Koby:...

Koby: You aren't to leave this island. You hear me?

Koby: You're small fry now. Davy is the true catch.

John:(smirks) And if I were to leave?

Koby: If you stay on this island... And let no one else learn of it...

Koby: Then we can let the world forget about you... You may make up for lost time.

John: Sure. Why be a pirate, when I can make more?

Koby:...

John:(chuckles)

Koby: John...

John: My lady wants me to go find our son... How can I say no?

Koby: John...!

John: Relax...! Jeez!

Koby: John-

John: I'm throwing you a bone, Pa! Take it and leave so I can give one to my lady.

Koby: Tch...

The great hero begins to leave.

John: HOLD IT!

Koby spins around to see John make a heart with his hands.

John:(smiles) Love you, dad~.

John:(blows kiss)

Koby:...

John: Doooo it...

Koby:(catches kiss)

John:(smiles)

Koby leaves, and John gets back to Ariel's mansion, to find her waiting.

Ariel:... John... How long are you staying...?

John: A while.

Ariel: But you ARE leaving.

John: I have a little thing I need to do... And besides, you wanted me to go find Davy.

John: But before that... We still have 200 pages of the Childhood photo book to go through!

Ariel:(giggles)... That's just volume 1.

John:(grinning) You're insane.

Ariel:(smiles) Do you want to see his room?!

John:(smile) Hell yeah!

Ariel giggles and blushes, as she hugs John's arm, and takes him to Davy's childhood room.

To be continued....