A young woman entered a bar. Today she had planned on leaving the island she was currently on, and celebrating the occasion with 1 alcoholic beverage.

But just as she was about to order, she heard the murmurs of the patrons.

They were all about Davy J.

"He was spotted on the neighboring island"

"He is SO dangerous, the Marines only want him dead."

"I heard he was heading North towards us."

The gossip had the maiden look around the bar. Focusing on the board on the wall with several newsletters and important notices. There she laid her eyes upon Davy J's wanted poster.

Purring with excitement, she decided to stay a few more days.

Forgetting about alcohol, she got her usual.

Young Woman: One glass of milk, please.

(Opening theme)

On a boat, out at sea, Davy and Victor sailed.

Davy: Looks like we lost him...

Victor: What was that about...?

Davy: A stupid Admiral... With the devil fruit power to become metal... As in I can't beat him until I get down the whole "Haki" thing.

Victor: I know Haki.

Davy: Wait, really?

Victor: Well... Observation Haki to be precise.

Davy: What about the one that lets me kick his ass?

Victor: Yeah... Armament Haki is not my specialty.

Davy: Whatever! One form of Haki should help either way!

Davy: How do I use Observation Haki?

Victor: Stay calm and focused. Then try sensing stuff.

Victor: When I was taught this, I was blindfolded and told to dodge and hit several things.

Davy: So... If I do the same, I can do Haki too?

Victor:....(shrugs)

Victor: Why not?

Davy: Alright!

Taking his shirt off, Davy wraps it around his face, blinding himself.

Victor: Island Ahoy, Captain. Do you want to stop there?

Davy: We should probably stock up on supplies, right?

Victor: If you say so.

Heading to the island, the two dock the boat, and step onto land.

Davy: You go buy the supplies. I'm going to train my Haki.

Victor: If you say so...(whistles)...

Victor leaves, whistling as he heads toward a nearby settlement. Davy J. in the meanwhile attempts to sense the things around him with Observation Haki.

(Thud)

Davy: Oof!

Davy: What the hell?

He begins touching the thing he bumped into. He felt soft furry ears, making him think it was some kind of animal until he touched hair and skin.

Davy: Oh! Sorry, are you a person?

???:....

Davy: Hello?

(Slap, slap)

He slaps them several times.

Davy: Why aren't you talking to me? Or moving? You're warm, so I know you're alive.

He begins patting them down to see if they are tied up, but all he learns is that they are thin.

Davy:(sniff, sniff)

Davy: Hmmm...

He pushes the back of his hands against their chest to learn he was touching a woman.

Davy: Uh-huh... What exactly is going on here?

???: I'm sizing you up...

Davy: Is this because I touched your boobs? Listen, that's on you for not saying a word like a creepy bastard.

???: You're Davy J, right?

Davy: Yeah. Why?

They hop back and take a fighting stance. Davy hears the crackling of electricity.

???: I am Tiga. The inventor of Electro Kung Fu.

Tiga: And I challenge you to a fight!

The blue-haired Tiger Mink in white Martial Arts attire gave Davy a threatening aura.

(The Thunder Claw: Tiga)

Davy: A fight...?

Davy: Hmmm...

Davy: You know what? Sure! It'll help me figure out this Haki stuff.

Tiga: Take that shirt off and we'll begin!

Davy: No. I need it to train my Observation Haki.

Tiga: I will fight you as if I'm trying to kill you. Are you sure?

Davy: Don't worry about me. Just give me your best shot-

Closing the distance with horrific speed, Tiga lands an electrical palm strike on Davy's chest.

Tiga: "THUNDER LION"!!

Davy: UGH!?!

Launched several meters back, through a tree, Davy J realizes the amount of trouble he is in.

Davy: Y-You are mad about the touching... A-aren't you...?

If it weren't for Davy's stubbornness, he would remove the blindfold.

Davy:(mind) I dug this grave and might as well die in it...

(Meanwhile....)

Victor was looking around town, for a place where he could get supplies until the next island. That was interrupted when he stumbled upon several men harassing the villagers.

These men were strange, they acted like pirates, yet they looked like villagers themselves only from a different town.

One man stood out from the rest, due to their larger size and massive battle axe.

(Not an Axe-ident; Brown Chop)

Brown: Where are they?!

Victor:....(shrugs)

Whistling onwards, Victor continues his search for supplies. The arguments of everyday people did not concern him.

Brown: The women that came from this village did not fit the bill. If you have a stronger one, you have to hand her over!

Victor:?

That out-of-context sentence got Victor's attention, as he turned to listen in.

Bartender: She's just a visitor! Not from here, or even from the South Blue!

Bartender: She probably already left!

Brown: Probably? Then we probably have to go to the next island to seek out new brides!

Brown: That's if she isn't here... If she isn't strong...

Bartender:(looks away)

Grunt: Hey!

One of Brown's lackies notices Victor and runs up to him.

Grunt: What are you looking at?! Keep walking if you know what's good for-

(BANG)

Everyone is shocked, as the moment the grunt places a hand on Victor's shoulder, their head jutted back with such force they flip onto the dirt. Standing with a smoking gun, Victor blankly stared at all the men searching for the last lady in the village.

Only after this conversation he witness, Victor realize there were no women between the ages of 13 and 60.

Brown:!?

Brown: You made a big mistake...!

Victor:(tilts head) Me?

Victor: "Libra Caliber".

(BANG, BANG, BANG)⁴

Using "Libra Caliber" a quick rapid shot technique meant to quickly shoot down a row of targets, Victor finishes off the remaining grunts of Brown.

Victor:(blows barrel)...

Victor: No... I don't think it was me who made the mistake of coming here.

The barrel of his gun droops down, to allow him to reload his precious weapon, one bullet at a time. Brown, seeing his opportunity, raises his axe and charges towards Victor.

Brown: RAAAHHHH!

At the last second after loading the final bullet, as Brown swung his axe to chop him in half by the waste, Victor flipped over the attack.

Upsidedown, Victor had his gun pointed at Brown's face.

The massive man stared in shock as he knew there was nothing he could do to stop the attack.

(BANG)

Davy: Ugh!

Getting kicked across the face, Davy lessens the blow by letting his head spin around by the momentum of the attack.

As his head twirls around, Tiga unleashes a plethora of attacks.

Tiga: HIYA! WHAATAA! SUYA!

Landing attacks only on his shoulders and face, Tiga causes Davy's upper body and head to rotate in opposing directions. For a moment she gets lost in changing the direction of his body parts spin, as it reminds her of a training dummy she once had.

But Tiga quickly gets over it and slashes at him with her claws.

Davy dodges the attack. Then proceeds to avoid the next several attacks. His natural affinity for the use of Haki was kicking in, and he was beginning to see through his Observation-Haki.

Davy:(mind) This is trippy...

But as fantastic as it was for him to be capable of dodging attacks blindfolded, his Observation Haki could not help him dodge attacks he himself was not fast enough to dodge.

Tiga: "Thunder Cheeta"!!

Unleashing a barrage of lightning-fast punches, Tiga knocked Davy off his feet.

Davy: Ugh!

Rolling across the ground. Davy pushes himself up and quickly dives into the ground.

Davy: "Ro-Ro; Diver"!!

Tiga scurries to the hole Davy left.

Tiga: Huh? Hello?

Tiga: Are you running or is this part of the fight?

Her beast ears rise, as she hears something behind her.

Turning around, she finds Davy burst out from the ground and fly towards her.

He goes for a headbutt, however, Tiga protects herself by coating her head with Haki.

(THUD)

Davy falls flat on the ground holding his head.

Davy: AHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!

Tiga: Armorment Haki.

Davy:!

Getting up, Davy touches Tiga's head, getting reminded of the feeling for Armorment Haki.

Tiga: Wait, we're still fighting! Hands off, HIYA!

Slapping away his hands, Tiga goes to punch Davy in the face.

(THUD)

Tiga:!

She pulls back and makes distances between herself and Davy.

Tiga: Armorment Haki...?

Davy: Thanks to you I got the feeling for the stuff again.

Davy begins to coat different parts of his body with Armament Haki to ingrain the feeling in his head.

Tiga: Wait, you learned Armament Haki just through feeling me use it?

Davy: Yeah, pretty much.

Tiga: Eh!? That's unfair! It took me a few years to learn that!

Davy: Slow learner?

Tiga: Tch!

Through Observation-Haki, Davy could feel the anger of Tiga.

Davy: Oh boy...

Tiga: "Thunder Panther"!!

Coating her fist with Haki and charging it with electricity, Tiga goes to strike Davy with her ultimate move.

Davy: Here we go! "Ro-Ro; Boxer"!!

(BAM)²

Victor stared shocked and confused. He was still upside down from his flip, but he and his bullet were stuck in the air in a pinkish substance with a sweet scent.

???: Tsk, tsk, tsk...

Brown turned to a woman behind him. She had pink hair and wore an equally pink fluffy skirt and dress, with her long legs in stockings making her look like a strawberry ice cream cone.

(Ice Cream Human: Strawberry Sorbet)

Strawberry: Brown, you should know better than to rush in a blind rage. That's how people die.

Brown: Princess... Forgive me.

Through the thick cream slop, he was trapped in, Victor tried to press something on his gun.

Strawberry:(looks at Victor) You should have minded your business, sir.

Victor: You're stealing women.

Strawberry: My Brother needs them. It's a family issue.

Victor: If you're stealing them from different islands. Then I think I'll step in.

Strawberry: Well... You're stuck in ice cream now...

The ice cream becomes extremely cold and hardens.

Victor: Ugh!

Strawberry: Let's go, Brown. We need to make preparations to for the next raid.

She walks away, creating scoops of ice cream which she drops on the bodies of Brown's grunts who scream as they leap onto their feet and follow her back to their ship along with Brown himself.

Victor:!?

Victor tries to free himself, but when Strawberry froze her ice cream, it causes Victor's gun, the "Zody" to jam, with all the cream inside, which heavily upsets him.

Victor: Grrrr...

Back with Davy. The young wanted man was on one knee from Tiga's attack, as the Mink was trying to pull her head out of a tree Davy punched her into.

Tiga: Urrrrk!

Tiga:(sobbing) I'M STUCK! HEEEEELLLP!

Davy: Man... Haki is crazy...

Getting up, Davy J walks over to Tiga, taking off the shirt he had wrapped around his head and putting it on normally.

Davy: I won right?

Tiga: NO!

Davy:(walks away) Okay! Bye!

Tiga: FINE! YOU WIN! NOW HELP ME!

Davy:(chuckles) I was just messing with you.

Getting behind Tiga, Davy grabs her by the tail and shirt and pulls.

Davy: HUGH!

Tiga: GHAAAA! NOT THE TAIL YOU JERK!!

Davy: I don't think you get to be picky!

Davy: But fine!

Grabbing her by the legs, he pulls. But soil under his feet causes Davy to only slide forward from the pull.

Davy: Hmm... Okay, I need more solid footing.

Davy: Here's what I'm going to do!

Davy: I'm going to hold you by the waste so I can plant my feet on the tree.

Davy: Then I'll tug and pull.

Davy: This might get a little awkward but get over it, okay?

Tiga: JUST GET ME OUT! I AM SUPPOSED TO BECOME THE GREATEST MARTIAL ARTIST NOT A TREE!!

Hugging her waste and planting his feet on the tree, Davy begins to tug.

Visually, the scene was quite suspicious with Davy's hips against Tiga's behind. Anyone walking in on them would assume something quite wrong by this.

Davy:(grunts) JUST... A LITTLE BIT... MORE!!!

Tiga: I THINK...UGH! I CAN FEEL UGH! COMING OUT!

Davy: Ugh! Hm?

Davy J. turns to Strawberry and Brown who gape at this dubious scene where Davy was, seemingly, humping a sobbing Mink.

Strawberry/Brown:...

Davy:.....

Davy: It's not what it looks like.

Brown: Should we-

Strawberry: I doubt we could convince a victim. Let's just go.

The two walk away.

Davy:...

Embarrassed, he walks over to the other side of Tiga.

Tiga: Why did you stop...?

Davy:(blushing) Have you considered making this part of your character?

Tiga:(teary-eyed) Mmmmm!

Davy:(heavy sigh) Fine! Let's try something else though...

He begins to spin his forearm and presses it against the tree, but the move only hurts Davy.

Davy: Tch.

Coating his arm in haki, he continues. But when that fails, he increases the speed of the rotations.

(VRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

(Later....)

Davy was comforting an embarrassed Tiga whom he freed from a tree, as they entered the village.

Davy: You want a beer or something?

Tiga:(shakes head)

Tiga:(sniffs) I want milk.

Davy: As long as you never tell anyone about the tree stuff. I'll get you all the milk you want-

The two come across the block of Ice cream Victor was stuck in.

Victor:(freezing) A-A little h-help, Captain....!

TO BE CONTINUED.....

(Ending Theme)