Me: Hm....

Law: Sleep...

Me: But the story...

Law: Shut up and sleep...

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You turned around. Facing Trafalgar Law. In his boxers. Oh you lucky lady...

You picked up your cats and started running, not paying attention to the nosebleeds of your bare butt being shown.

Suddenly you face hit someone's chest. You fell on your butt with your two cats. You looked up and saw a big man.

"Captain ordered us to not let you escape." The man said. Nnnnuuuuhhhhh...

"Thank you Jean Bart-ya. Now miss (Y/N)-ya, stay put otherwise I will have no other choice but to use force." Law said behind you. You tried running but this so called Jean Bart grabbed you by your shirt.

"What the hell do you want, Fuckboy?" You asked annoyed.

"Join my crew."

"And if I don't?" You asked.

"The fur balls die." He said as his eyes were shadowed by his eyes.

He really hates cats. Dang. This is your chance.

"Fine I'll join you. But the cats come with. And I'm not sharing a room with these boiler suite men." You huffed, letting your cats go, crossing your arms and puffing your cheeks.

"Deal. We'll have your stuff brought here by sundown. And nice ass." He said walking away. Asshole.

After all of your stuff was moved to a bedroom, you noticed something. Where was your bed?

"Captain Fuckboy were is my bed?" You asked. Still in just the shirt.

"Oh, your sleeping with me in my bed. Captains orders." He said smirking.

You didn't really care right now, you went to the bed covered yourself and dozed off.

You felt your daughters join you in bed, one massaged your head and the other went on top of you, purring.

Law walked in and started working, when he heard you groan.

"Morning sleeping beauty." He said.

"I'm all itchy and there isn't anything good about mornings." You said scratching yourself al over as your skin went red with small little bumps all over.

The cats went to Law and started walking on his desk, pushing his stuff to the floor.

He turned around to look at you and tell you to take your stupid cats off his desk, when he looks at you itching your rash filled skin.

He pulls a cream out of... Somewhere and hands it to you.

"Put this wherever the rash is every 12 hours. It's an allergic reaction to your cat fur in such a clean bed." He said with a tired expression.

"And brush this birds nest, love." He said kissing your head, which you punched his arm for, making him smirk.

After applying the cream basically every were the rash was, you noticed some thing.

"Uh... Can I use this cream everywhere.?" You asked blushing.

"Yes." He said still working.

"Even my....?" You asked.

"Your what?" He asked smirking.

"My vagina, captain. The female genital. Can I use it there?" You asked blushing.

"Yes. Why? Do you need help rubbing it down there?" He asked smirking.

"N-No." You stuttered, placing it there.

You flinched for a second at its coldness, but went on. After you finished, you took the shirt off to get your back and wherever the hell it is. How did it get there anyway?

After you completely covered the rashes in cream you didn't feel like putting the shirt back on, so you just slept in the nude.

After you finished sleeping, you got out of bed to get dressed, not caring for your hair at all.

After getting dressed, you started to study, still sitting on the floor, in complete concentration. You failed to notice or feel Law brush your hair and sit you on his lap.

"What are you reading?" He asked with his head on top of yours.

"W-Wha? W-When did you get here?" You asked, blushing.

"Hm... I've been here for about 15 minutes. I'm getting rid of your bird nest hair." He said going back to brushing your hair, hoping for the brush not to break in your knots.

You were still blushing, but tried to concentrate on studying, which was harder than it looked, the dammed man was good at this, magical soft hands...

You fought the need to lay your head and let him do his magic, but suddenly he started massaging your head.

Your daughters came, Kausham sat on Laws head and Baskerville sat on your lap.

"I should get going." You said closing your book.

"Why? We're under water in the middle of the ocean, you can't go anywhere." He said.

"Captain its lunch time.Oh sorry am I bothering?" Asked a Strawberry blond with a weird hat and black sunglasses.

"Not at all Sashi-ya. (Y/N)-ya this is Sashi-ya." Law said still getting rid of your bird nest.

"Yo."

"Pleasure netting you (Y/N)." He said.

You lifted up to eat lunch, once you got there everyone introduced themselves and you filled your plate and ate like a monster. Everyone stared at you, Law looked quite disgusted.

"Well, (Y/N)-ya were going to have to fix your table manners." He said flicking a rice off of your cheek.

"I don't care." You shrugged and continued eating like an animal.

After lunch you went to train, talent has a price. A painful one at that.

You went to the training area and basically just destroyed punching bags. Not working was getting boring.

You did that until dinner, ate and then did it again, Bepo came up to you and said:

"Please (Y/N)-Chan, it's 11:00 pm. You should go to bed."

"I'm not tired." You simply stated, wrecking another punching bag.

"I'm sorry. But captain will get angry at you." He insisted.

"Don't care." You said, hanging another one, and punching it.

"(Y/N)-ya it's bedtime. Take a shower and come sleep." Law said walking in, a mug of coffee and a tired voice.

"No." You said still punching the poor bag.

"Captains orders." He said sternly. You stopped annoyed, took a shower and crawled in bed.

Law stopped working and joined you, cuddling up to you and your cats as they started laying on top of the both of you.

After that you had officially become a heart pirate. And after a while you and your captain started dating, hell he even started calling your cats your daughters and you occasionally found him sleeping with them.

End

Okay.... 1000+ words eh..

btw thats what your cats looked like when they were on catnip.