''Why is Law in the lawless zone(¬‿¬) ?'' I silently asked my sleepy brother.

Growling, my brother sighed and gave in.

''Why, oh my lord, why (눈_ლ)?''

I smirked and raised my hands, weird face on.

''CAUSE HE'S BREAKING THE LAW.''

*no laughs from bro* (ಠ_ಠ)

One of my attempts at being funny. I gave up years ago tho.(๑ १д१)

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"Aw! But I don't want chicken soup! Law, pleaseee, Laww!" you complained to the men in front of you, more to a certain doctor.

Shachi and Penguin looked terrified as if you just broke the worst kind of law and disobeyed the world and its king.

It happened to them once and boy... it didn't end up well for their body. A few of their body parts had been in places...places they didn't know existed.

Bepo stood beside his slim Captain while holding onto the small table with the soup bowl on it. "But (Y/N), you have to-"

Law interrupted his comrade by sighing deeply and tracing his fingers through his feathery hair. Also, a slight growl escaped his lips.

Shachi and Penguin were dead silent.

"It's enough, Bepo." he commented and the depressive polar bear apologized a thousand times.

"What do you want to eat, then?" he asked your surprised self while approaching the bed to confirm your temperature.

He pressed the back of his tattooed hand on your forehead.

"Is it really okay to ask?" you whispered your question.

You didn't actually asked it for a reply. You just tried to convince yourself that Trafalgar D. Fuckin Lawrence asked that question, because since you've known him he had never asked shit being the asshole he was, just ordered around.

What the actual fuck was wrong with him?

Law smirked down at you.

"Why wouldn't it be fine? Now, hurry up and say what you want. I have to give you a check up."

Penguin and Shachi, along with their bipolar bear friend were all stunned. Literally.

"Um, Captain?" one of them uttered. Law shot them a look to which they jumped a mile.

"What?"

"NOTHING, WE'RE SORRY!"

"I'm very sorry!" added a certain fluffy bear.

You grabbed for your captain's huge hand and when he felt his coldness melting away, he turned to find your dangerously innocent eyes sucking the blood out of his heart.

He may, or may not fell for it the moment you did it.

"Ice cream!" you shouted sweetly and your captain shot daggers once again at his subordinates.

"Well? What are you waiting here for? An invitation?"

One second needed and they were out the room.

Law placed his stethoscope around his neck and turned to face you.

"Up."

An order, you thought, but his voice was softer, a bit of worry into the cold steely eyes and features. Unfortunately but fortunately for him, ordinary people wouldn't have ever guessed how much the Surgeon of Death cared for his team.

You were always the intuitive type. Knowing and feeling the slightest of change in humans. Law was no exception.

He tossed your sweaty shirt away and placed the cold thing on your back. "Inhale and exhale."

You pouted and looked up your shoulder with a warming smile. "Captain, how about calming down a bit? It is just a cold, no T.B. or cancer's gonna appear from that."

You knew he wouldn't listen, but hope dies last and so it did when you felt that hideous thing moving on your naked back.

"Inhale, exhale." he breathed out and you rolled your eyes.

"I know."

Were his last words.

Well, this is a small update. I wrote this a few years ago when I was sick hahah, but never got to post it since I thought it was trashy af, now I just find it cuteish I guess (-w-).

Enjoy? I guess? Who da foq is reading this anymore anyway =w=.

-Ai-