Peach hired you to clean the castle while she's out doing her own thing, and Luigi's out once more, helping E.Gadd with King Boo's haunted house, you decided to clean it up yourself, since you don't want Mario to cause trouble while you're cleaning. To prevent him from doing so, you told him about a massive Spaghetti Monster attacking his house from Super Mario Bros 2, he ran and ran, so you had hours to clean!

But since it's just you, and you only, cleaning the castle and no one else, some chores became stressful, so you think and look around for anything that could help you out, then, you find something that might have caught your interest..

A coupon book..

Y/N:..Huh, that..could work out..a free milkshake? I could go for one..

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You go around and clean the castle all by yourself, first it was the kitchen, simple, you just gotta do the dishes and load them in the dishwasher.

Afterwards, you move onto the living room, and see some old spaghetti bowls, putting them in the sink for the next load, then wiping the table, and finally, the chimney, you climb up and began dusting..

Y/N: Man! There really are dust bunnies on dust bunnies! How is this even possible?!?

Your shouting got the attention from Mario, who got done eating his spaghetti, so he tossed his bowl on the couch.

Mario: Hello?..Santa? Is dat you?..if so, Mario was endless all you can eat Spaghetti mansion!

Y/N: Mario, I'm not Santa! It's not even close to Christmas!

Mario: Aw man! No fair!

He complained, then you drop out of the chimney, coughing out some smoke..

Y/N: Man..

Mario: Oooh! Why are you black?

Y/N: Cause I'm cleaning the chimney..why else would I be up there?..

Mario: Hmmm...are you an elf?..

Y/N: Do I even resemble an elf?..

Mario:..Nah.

Y/N: Then why did you even say that- Oh..never mind! Now if you'll excuse me..

Mario: Wait, what are you doing?..

Y/N: Cleaning..

Mario: Oooh! Can Mario help-

Y/N: Uh NO! Every time I let you help, you demolish everything!

Mario: But Mario will be good-a! I promise!

Y/N: I wish I could believe you..

Mario: Please?..

Y/N: No.

Mario: Pretty please? With parmesan on top?

Y/N: Still no.

Mario: Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssss-

Y/N: OKAY! Fine! But if you screw up, you're done!

Mario: Okie Dokie!

He flies off into the basement to clear out some old boxes.

Y/N: This isn't going to end well, I just know it..

You get done cleaning the chimney and move onto sweeping, after scooping up all the dust, you throw it all in the trash, as well as SMG4's trash can he had in his room that was overflowing.

Y/N: 4 really needs to keep a better eye on his trash can, it's more trash than can at this point!

You shake your head and move along, getting a sneezing fit from the dust bunnies from earlier.

Y/N: Oh great, I've got a fever from those little pests..but it doesn't matter cause I'm almost done anyway..I'm gonna go ahead and clean the endless staircase..

-After an hour of cleaning infinite stairs...-

You crack your back and sigh, tired..but as you lay on the couch, you felt your legs hit the bowl..

Y/N: Oh come on! Mario! Clean up after yourself!

You grab his old spaghetti bowl and toss it in the sink before them returning to the couch to rest..

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You pass out and soon wake up to the castle being a burned mess..

Y/N: What the?..

Peach:...WHO..DID...THIS?!?

She then flips the couch over and grabbed you by the shoulders, picking you up with incredible strength.

Peach: YOU, I LEFT YOU IN CHARGE TO KEEP IT CLEAN! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Y/N: Hey! I did my chores! Mario was the only one here!

Peach:..Is that so?..

You nodded, Peach's mood shifted and her eyes squinted.

Peach: I see, I see..well, if that's the case...

Peach then gently placed you down and patted you on the head.

Peach: Great job, go on ahead and rest! I've got a plumber to beat up..for the 64th time!

You nodded and went to bed for the day, whilst the sounds of Mario being chased by Peach can be heard throughout the castle...

(Dat gum, note to self, don't let Mario clean..ever.)