Jungkook's P.O.V.

I couldn't control my laughter while the shorty in front of me glared at me for laughing.

"You muddlehead bunny, stop laughing otherwise i'll cut that dick of yours and choke you" taehyung said and it made me laugh more.

"Whatever, you keep shopping, madame. I gotta see you in a beautiful dress with beret" i bit my smile while i looked at him going through all those clothes hanging in the shop while frowning.

"I wanna dress up as a french lady~" he sang and it made me chuckle.

"Weren't you sad just now that you have to wear girl clothes? Doesn't look like so now" i giggled and he squinted his eyes at me then huffed and turned away, looking through the clothes and a smile replacing over his scowling lips, i couldn't help but smile.

I'm more excited to see him crossdress than how excited he is to crossdress.

After an hour or two he had finally picked his outfit.

A turtle-neck sweater with pastel pink pleated skirt, a crucifix necklace paired with a pink sling bag and a peach colored beret and a black wig with silver highlights.

Damn, he got taste.

And here i am nibbling over my bottom lip, nervous of what's going to be my reaction.

Will i faint, will i run away or will i get hard?

Fuck my life.

I was sitting on the couch, contemplating over what to do until the door to the trial room opened and i turned my head towards the direction.

And my jaw literally dropped to the floor.

He looks.....he looks so beautiful, fuck.

A red blush flushed across my cheeks upto my ears while my heart continuously thumped in a fast pace.

I quickly averted my gaze so taehyung couldn't see my blush. But i had to turn around as taehyung cleared his throat.

And fuck, i couldn't take my eyes off of him.

He looked so ethereal that i couldn't help but stare at him which made him feel more awkward.

"So.....how do i look?" he asked after clearing his throat once again, making me look away from him.

"B-beautiful" and fuck, why did i have to stutter?!

He whined and stomped his feet.

"Say more specifically you bitch, i know that i look beautiful, but how do i look" he said and making me chuckle which lessened the awkwardness between us.

"You look just like a french madame who would now walk out of her posh apartment with coffee and croissant in her hand, her beret perfectly placed over her beautiful hair and even the wind cannot ruin her perfect hair, heels clicking through the stoned pathway, quickly walking towards her roadside art shop where people would come to witness the beautiful landscapes she draws over her canvas, a red lipstick stain present over her cup of coffee as she sips through it and swivels her brush over the canvas like a pro. So which means you totally look beautiful" i said and taehyung was speechless.

"You really know how to flirt, man" taehyung said in an amused tone which made me chuckle.

"No seriously, i'm flattered. Totally" taehyung said.

"Merci madame" i bowed and he giggled.

"You know what, you could totally turn me into a straight guy if you keep wearing this everyday" the words that slipped out of my mouth could not be taken now and fuck, what would taehyung would think about me.

"You're gay?!" he exclaimed and i sighed.

"Bi" i said and he giggled.

"Then hello friend" taehyung cutely waved at me, tugging at my heart strings.

I expected a shocked face from him but instead it's a smile and i'm glad.

"So where are we heading to, sir?" taehyung asked as he wrapped his arm around mine which caused my heart to light up on my fire.

"Where you want, miss" i bowed making taehyung giggle.

We paid for taehyung's outfit and walked out of the store towards the cafe since taehyung was hungry.

We seated and taehyung started to order dishes that he hasn't even eaten which made me chuckle.

We ordered a chocolate souffle, flamiche, feta cheese salad and some beer.

"Tae, i'm coming from the restroom, wait here for me" i said before getting up and leaving.

I smiled to myself when i finally got away from taehyung.

"Hey, are the arrangements done?" "Yeah, should be ready till day after tomorrow, midnight".

I cut the call and went inside the cubicle, smiling to myself.

After washing my hands, i went out and the sight in front of me angered me already.

Two men were standing in front of my taehyung and flirting with him while he totally seemed uncomfortable.

My eyes squinted and my jaw clenched as they  tried to touch taehyung and i quickly walked towards them and pushed them away, punching one of them while the whole cafe gasped and even taehyung cupped his mouth.

The guy started to bleed.

"flirter sans consentement est molester et molester est un non non" (flirting without consent is called molesting and molesting is a no no). I yelled.

"qui êtes-vous?!" (who are you?!) he yelled, clenching his bleeding nose.

"Jeon jungkook" i smirked and he glared before huffing and walking away.

I immediately turned towards taehyung with a worried glance but was shocked to see him fangirling over me.

"You're such a hero!" he battered his eyelashes at me and i rolled my eyes.

"Are you fine?" i asked worriedly.

"Yes, prince charming" he said, acting all princess like which made me chuckle.

Still i was a little scared that taehyung was hurt anywhere or not.

I sat again and the cafe got chaotic again, people going back to their gossips.

"Like it was so hot when you were speaking french to them. My sapiosexual ass is shaking" taehyung said and i chuckled.

"You were being molested right now. How can you be so normal?" i asked.

"If you wouldn't have come i would still have beaten them to pulps" taehyung said and i scoffed.

"Yeah, sure" i rolled my eyes.

We finished our meal and were about to leave after paying when the waitress came to us.

"I know you are not french, i know a little korean. What you did there for your girlfriend was so romantic, i wish my boyfriend did that" she remarked and both of us blushed.

"I-it was nothing and he-he's not my girlfriend" i blushed while fiddling with my fingers.

"Oh, still you two look so cute together. Totally suggesting you two to go out with each other" she complimented before rushing to a table to get her order.

I looked at taehyung who was blushing from the compliment. I smiled at him and held his hands before getting up while he was totally shocked.

I leaned towards his ear as he widened his eyes and i could hear his heart beating.

"Don't let them know that you're a boy in beret. Because i am the only one who should know your secret" i whispered in his ears before smiling at him and this is the first time, he looks flustered as fuck which made me giggle.

"Shall we go, miss?" i extended my hand for him to grab as he shyly held it and we walked out of the cafe.

I see that he was tumbling a bit.

"Does it hurt wearing the heels?" i asked 

"No, it's just that i'm not used to it" he smiled as he held my hand tightly making my heart thump.

"Well, today was a perfect day. I got to wear a beret, i got to crossdress, got flirted by two french hunks, saved by a hero, complimented over my beauty. Perfect day~" he sang which made me giggle.

I stopped and looked at him before smiling, hands still intertwined together.

"Taehyung, je t'aime" i said and he looked at me before smiling.

"I know, i wanna fuck you too"

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