Jungkook's P. O.V.

We are currently heading towards Valencia for the tomatina festival and also to throw eggs over that cheater.

Coming to think of it, taehyung never told me anything about him.

"Tae, what's the name of that bastard" i asked, squinting my eyes.

"Baekhyun. He looks hot" taehyung fanned himself and i felt a burning pain inside my body.

As if i was feeling jealous.

"Yeah yeah" i rolled my eyes.

"But not more than you" he said and crawled towards me with a smirk over his face.

I bit my proud smile to not show that i was feeling proud and happy over such a small thing.

"Were you feeling jealous~" he teased

"No" i said bluntly 

"Come on, admit it~"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"No"

"Yes"

"Ahaha, jeon jungkook admitted he was jealous" he burst out laughing as i groaned.

But seeing him so happy, i couldn't help but smile. He really is the light to my darkness.

"Jelly jeon, would you like some more jelly?" he chuckled as he said

"No thanks, i'm full" i rolled my eyes.

"You're no fun~" he whined

"Oh really? Then why are you still completing your bucket list with me?" i quirked my eyebrow and he had no answer to it so i smirked

"Good. Now sit nicely and let the driver drive" i said and he smacked my thigh.

"Yah! Jeon jungkook, i am older than you" he scolded

"So what? You act like a baby" i mocked and he pouted

"Fine fine, i'm sorry hyung" i said and he giggled

Seriously, he is such a baby.

I smile before closing my eyes and going to sleep.

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I was woken up by an excited taehyung punching my chest to wake me up.

"I'm awake! Oh my god!" i shouted and he chuckled 

"We're here. In bunol! Just two miles away from that bastard's house!" he exclaimed and now i was fully awake.

"That sewed dick is gonna regret doing this to you" i said and started taking out the egg cartons and something i kept for surprise.

We had finally reached his house. Taehyung looked at me, we both were wearing sunglasses as it was a little sunny.

I placed the egg cartons over the guy's car and sat on the hood of the car.

"Are you ready?" i asked and he nodded his head.

I cleared my throat and picked up an egg.

"YOU BITCH, I'LL SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH!" i yelled before throwing the egg over his door which hit it perfectly and made taehyung to laugh out loud.

He started throwing the eggs over his house too.

"FUCK OFF, THEN KEEP FUCKING OFF. FUCK OFF UNTIL YOU DON'T REACH A GATE WITH A SIGN SAYING "YOU CAN'T FUCK OFF PAST HERE" CLIMB OVER THE GATE, DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM AND THEN FUCKING FUCK OFF FOREVER!!!" He panted as he stopped yelling.

I swear i have never laughed this hard all my lifetime.

We kept throwing eggs over their door and swearing over them. The neighbors were looking at us weirdly but we didn't care.

I jumped off the hood off the car and tossed something to taehyung who caught it and looked at me and squealed.

"You're a god! Thank you so much for bringing this!" he said before opening the car and shaking the can.

He smirked before spraying the paint over the other's beautiful rolce royce.

"I am cuntstipated by you, hahaha seriously" i started laughing out at what taehyung wrote.

"What does that mean?" i asked, trying hard not to laugh.

"When you have emotional blockage because of a cunt, like him" he said and i burst out laughing.

"BITCH! NEVER MESS WITH ME, I CAN FOLD YOU INTO PAPER PLANE AND THEN TURN YOU INTO A FLYING FUCK!" he yelled and i clutched my stomach before falling on the ground, laughing out loud, tears rolling down my cheeks.

But everything froze when baekhyun and his boyfriend came out.

"Oh shit!" taehyung gasped before gathering our things.

"We need to run. They calling the popo!" he yelled and i helped him in collecting the things.

I spotted an egg and smirked before picking it up and throwing at them which directly hit baekhyun in the face making him gasp.

"I'm calling the police!" he shouted and we ran away from there as fast as we could, laughing so loudly that it was painful to walk.

We stopped near our car and panted.

We calmed ourselves down for a minute before looking at each other and burst out laughing 

"You should have looked at his dickface. It actually made him look like a dick" i said and he chuckled

"And_and the way he said he'd pfft ahaha he'll call the popo" he laughed and i laughed with him.

We looked at each other while laughing.

It's fun to laugh like this.

But it becomes more fun when you know it's taehyung who you are laughing with.

I am so glad i found him.

I am so glad i met him.

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