Incorrect quotes, pero edición Beauxbaton ;)

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Celine: You took advive from Galileo?
Marle: It's called hitting rock bottom, Cel.

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Agnes: Can you overdose in Vitamin D?
Ardem: Technically, that's how Icarus died.
Merle: ICarly is dead?

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Galileo: You goddamn crock!
Macaire: DON'T CALL ME A COCK
Galileo: I SAID CROCK

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Agnes t-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.
Balaur not looking up from his tea: Good morning, problem child.

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Antares: Do you want to hear the funniest joke I've heard?
Seth/Cassius: Uh... ok.
Antares: Lord Voldemort.

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Lottie: I want to read a book.
Macaire, looking around: No one is stopping you...?
Lottie, tapping her head: My brain is currently on its fiftheenth replay of the wheels on the bus song and it's not stopping anytime soon...
Macaire: Lottie, what the...
Lottie, under her breath: Round and round, round and round, round and round...
Macaire: Stop.

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Orion: I'll have a vodka, and for him... she'll have a Capri Sun.
Lottie: Orion, I'm 18... I can order my own Capri Sun

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*something catches on fire*
Galileo: We need an adult!
Artem: YOU ARE AN ADULT!
Galileo, horrified: Oh...
Galileo: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT! GET MACAIRE IN HERE.

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Jacques: No one loves me.
Celine: Bold words for someone in hugging range.

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*In the Ombrelune boys bedroom*
Antares: Someone keeps leaving Netflix open and I think someone is fucking with us.
Macaire: No, that was me.
Orion: You have been watching Ducktales?
Macaire: I need to know how the season ends!

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Sypha: I asked God to remove all the negative people form my life.
Sypha: I almost died.

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Cassius: When you get your revenge on someone always immediately hit them with a second revenge, undercuts any counter-revenge or betrayal they have.

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Aledis: Don't be a bitch.
Caed: I'm not... I'm just being myself.
Aledis: Exactly.

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Sypha: I think I need more sleep.
Macaire: Well, maybe if you stopped keeping me up all night, we'd BOTH be less tires.
Someone: OH?
Sypha: Shut up! We were arguing about the world's state of weel-being, history and drinking hot chocolate.

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Arden: What do you think about the theory that you are secretly a demon?
Seth/Cassius: I love it. It may be true.

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Galileo: Can I ask a dumb question?
Merle: Better than anyone I know.

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Vincent: Good response for being stabbed with a knife?
Aledis: Rude
Caed: That's fair.
Gyrlian: Not again
Elijah: Are you going to want this back?

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Jacques: Someone sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "Shut the fuck up" instead of "Bless you"
Celine: How does that even happen?

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Aurielle: Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Belaur: Never had one, I'm afraid.
Aurielle: A childhood or an imagination?

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Agnes: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Galileo: Have been since I first met you, but thanks for noticing

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Macaire: Angela, can you move? You're blocking the view
Angela: I'm the view

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Y ahora...

Beauxbaton como fotos y memes que me encontré en internet y pegaban:

Merle:

Lottie:

Balaur:

Galileo:

Arden:

Cassius:

Gyrlian:

Agnes:

Los Swan:

Celine:

Artem:

Los Dorren:

Macaire:

Orion:
(En vez de 1900 ea Durmstrang)

Antares:

Sypha:

(No se, no encontre más cosas que pegaran y tampoco pegan tanto. ¿Qué quieren que les diga?)

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