Experiment incorrect quotes

Estaba en el mood para hacer algo y dije: Dios... esto va a ser muy bueno O MUYYY MALO. Pero ustedes van a sufrir igual :)

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Talise: *dispara un arma al techo del lugar*
Amara: AND THIS IS WHY STELLAN DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

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Cora: Everyone always asks me how I handle running this team.
Cora: And the secret is, I don't
Cora: I have no control over anyone whatsoever
Cora: This morning, Mavis called my name, and when I showed up to see what was going on, Erik shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

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Nero: Let's be real. Is one of you straight? At least one of you?
Everyone:
Ben: *slowly rase hand*
Florizel: *slowly lowers Ben's hand*

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Stellan: This is the uniform of a great man!
Elijah: Does he know you are wearing it?

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Talise, drunk: Do you know I like you?
Ben: Yes, sweetheart, I do.
Talise: How do you know?
Erik: It's your third anniversary party!

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Florizel: The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away
Nero: What the...
Amara: Amen

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Gretel: Is it okay if I swear?
Mavis: Yes, Gretel. You can swear.
Gretel: F...
Mavis: Go on
Gretel: I'm nervous

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Stephen cuando Florizel entra a una habitación: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

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Talise: Stellan sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "Shut the fuck up" instead of "Bless you"
Erik: How does that even happen?

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Erik: You have got a lot of nerve coming in here!
Florizel: You have got a lot of nerve being alive!

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Amara, drunk: Has anyone seen my girlfriend?!?!
Stellan:what does she look like?
Amara, sobbing: BEAUTIFUL

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Talise: Amara and I are in lesbian-centric semi-nonsexual throuple with Ben
Florizel: What does that f...
Talise: It means we don't have sex with him as often as we have sex with each other! But we still love him and he's part of our relationship.

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Amara: I hate men
Florizel: Good, more for me

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Gretel: What do I bring to the table?
Stephen: That's easy. You're the cute one.
Gretel: What?
Stephen: I'm the hot one, Erik is the smart one, and you're the cute one.

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Mavis: What do you think about the theory that you are secretly a demon?
Leonor: I love it. It may be true.

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Amara: How do you take your coffee?
Cain: I take my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.
Amara: Okay, so a white chocolate mocha.

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Erik, enters the room, clearly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Florizel, enters the room, also disheveled: He pushed me down the stairs.

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Stellan: What are you doing here?
Stephen: Five words or less.
Stellan, counting on fingers: None. Of. Your. Business.
Stellan: ...
Stephen: ...
Stellan: ...
Stephen: ... Bitch.

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Ben: I'm not interested in you that way.
Florizel: Which one?
Ben: Pick one.

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Amara: I should have listened to you
Nero: Yeah! Everyone should listen to me all the time about everything.

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Griselda: Some will die...
Gretel: Of fun!

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Cain: Shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
Talise: Congratulations to your sibling

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Mavis en una fiesta de Halloween: Oh, it's totally okay that you didn't wear a costume!
Florizel: I did. I'm straight person!
Nero entra usando la misma ropa:
Florizel: See?

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Stephen, walking around still disappointed six hours after leaving the aquarium: ...
Cora: What did you thing a tiger shark was, Stephen?

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Leonor: Isn't it weird that people pay to see other people?
Mavis: Are you talking about concerts?
Amara: Prostitution?
Nero: Glasses?

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Talise: A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance starts with?
Mavis: ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma, ga ga oh la la-
Talise: The answer was distrust.

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Amara: Guys, let's take a vote
Stephen: Secret vote! Everybody cover your eyes.
Erik, covering his eyes: But we won't be able to see the results
Florizel: Then say your vote out loud
Mavis: But we'll recognize each other's voices
Ben: Leonor has a point

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Stellan: Man, I just realized something: I had a terrible childhood.
Cora: Yeah, I know
Stellan: What do you mean "you know"?
Cora: Look at you! People with good childhoods don't stand like that!

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Talise: Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Ben: Never had one, I'm afraid.
Talise: A childhood or an imagination?

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Ben: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Florizel: Have been since I first met you, but thanks for noticing

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(Se que faltaron varios personajes, but don't blame me. Son muchooos)

Celia_Kai_ / s-scema / Andromeda__Galactica /
SayHelloToTheWitch / imqerial / dorothyismad
( y creo que nadie más:) )