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"Guess Who"?

It was a typical day for I.M.P., and by "typical" it was boring as shit to them. It had been a while since they had a client so everyone was a little antsy. Luckily for them they're next client was about to change that...in more ways than one.

As Moxie was once again arguing with Loona, with Millie backing up Moxie, Blitzo was just happily staring at the homeless outside in suffering. Everybody was distracted to where they didn't hear the phone going off. When it stopped ringing, their entrance door was suddenly kicked in, getting everyone's attention.

???: So, there IS someone here. And I thought you were all out to lunch *said with sarcasm*.

Blitzo: *pulls out a hell pistol* Who the fuck are you asshole?!

In an instant the gun in Blitz's hand was shot out to where it had even grazed him. At the same time the same person who did all this finally stepped in.

What was more interesting was the fact he wasn't even holding a gun...which made Blitzo just how in all fucking Hell did he get shot...

???: Well if you had answered the damn phone, you would have known that I wanted to pay you.

In an instant Blitzo went from being agitated and serious, to somehow friendly and welcoming.

Blitzo: *smiling* Oh well why didn't you say so, good to see you....you?

Moxie: Sir, first off you can't just greet someone who just shot you like a friend or a colleague that you know of, and Secondly he just shot you!!!

Blitzo: Oh don't keep your panties in a twist Mox, it's not the first time someone has greeted me by shooting me. Shit, I bet everything that it won't be the last.

???: Well with "greetings" set aside. You guys are definitely the ones who have a book that gets you in and out of the world of the living right?

Blitzo: You bet your sweet succulent ass we do! *proudly holds the book up high*

???: Good. How much?

Blitzo: *confused* Huh?

???: For the book. How much you want for it?

Blitzo: *chuckles* Sorry pal but this is a one of a kind book, so definitely not for sale.

???: *summons a checkbook* Oh really how about for this much?

The demon then wrote a check on his checkbook and then tossed it to Blitzo. As Blitz caught it, the rest of IMP gathered around him. And like wacky cartoons, their eyes bulged out of their heads while their jaws all dropped to the floor.

Moxie: Oh Crums!!!! There's so many zeros!!

Millie: I've never seen that amount before is that even possible?!

Loona: Wow....just...wow...

Blitzo: Well fuck my mother and become my new daddy that's a lot!

???: So I take it we have a deal?

Blitzo: *snaps out of it* W-Well you might be going around having that much fucking money on you bud, but the books still Not for sale.

???: Oh, was it too little? You can add more zeros to it if you want.

Blitzo: *eyes turn into dollar signs* M-M-More?!?!

As Blitz was having a daydream where he was sitting on his own throne looking like royalty while Millie and Moxie were by his feet with leashes on their necks and wearing skimpy clothing, with Loona on the side of him with her own throne dressed similar to him, he quickly shook it off and tried his best to get back to whatever he called professional.

Blitzo: *clears his throat* It's not about the amount of doe ya got, but this book is Not for purchase!

Millie: Yeah, our boss's boyfriend gave it to him!!

Blitzo: Mills I told ya to stop that unless you want to feel the back of your head hurting.

Moxie: Besides that,*looks at the newcomer* If I might ask good sir, why do you need the book so badly?

???: Well to put it shortly I want A Lot of people dead.

Blitzo: *smirks* Well I don't know if you know this but that's exactly what our business does, we kill-

???: I know what you guys do, a couple of evil billionaire mad scientists told me all about you guys. But there's a problem with that.

Loona: *raises an eyebrow* And that's what?

???:* in a cold dead serious tone* 'I' want to be the one to kill them.

Blitzo: Well shit, I can respect that, but we just can't let you go on killing spree like it's a clearance sale.

???: If I may, I only want the book to just go back to the land of the living to kill a certain amount of selected individuals and not just somebody random*pulls out a long piece of parchment* I have a list for a reason ya know.

As the list rolled down to the floor, and to the other side of the room, around the table, out the door, and still going. Loona and Blitzo were impressed. The reason for that was because they had never had a client before who wanted so many dead like this guy...then again they didn't have anyone try to buy the book that got them to the land of the living either... Blitzo knew that this was probably an opportunity of a lifetime, so he decided to see if they could work out a different deal.

Blitzo: Well I gotta say that's a mighty fine list ya got there. Just got a quick question for ya. Do you want them all dead at once or at separate times or-

???: I don't care how long it takes, as long as I can see every last one of them dead, then I'll do whatever is necessary.

Blitzo: * puts his hands together* Perfect. Well how about this then. You want to kill a lot of people, we need work to keep this little shitty business going, so...why don't we come with ya and help lighten your load of targets here and there, you pay us and you get to go back and forth to the living world whenever you ask.

???: Interesting proposition....but what's stopping me from just killing all of you now and just taking the book from your corpses and cutting all my losses?

Now that question of course put everyone back on edge...well almost everyone...

Loona: Damn... that's kinda hot.

???: *thinks about the offer*Then again.... depending on where all those bastards are...that might actually be what I need.... alright deal.

Blitzo: Alriiighhtt. We finally got another client! So who are you "good sir" and where do you need to go killing?

Y/N: Well first off the names Y/N, and second, have you ever been to a place called Vale or Beacon?

End

[Betrayed Former Male Beacon Student x Helluva Boss]

Description: Watch out Beacon, karma's a bitch and its name is Y/N L/N....and he's bringing friends along with him...

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