Church was certainly as long as Louis imagined, but the music was actually decent and the people were welcoming.

"Liam Payne, I haven't seen you around here in a bit, and who is this handsome one?"

Liam floundered for words for a few moments before Louis took pity and stepped in, offering the elderly woman a gentle hand. "Louis, ma'am. Liam's boyfriend."

"Oh my, well, aren't you lucky. Liam here is quite a catch." She punctuated the compliment with a squeeze of Liam's arm. Louis smirked. Same, old lady. Same.

"That he is. It was very nice meeting you." The woman gave one last squeeze and walked away. Louis chuckled and turned to Liam to find him looking back at him. "What?"

"You look so good today. Those pants make your bum-"

"Don't. I said one time. No more." Liam huffed and reached a hand to ghost down the line of buttons on Louis' shirt. Louis watched his fingers ripple over the fabric and swallowed hard. "Liam," he warned weakly.

"I know," he conceded. "One time. But you're my boyfriend right now and I'm allowed to admire how great you look."

Louis wanted to argue, but, one, he was right, and, two, he wouldn't have stopped him even if he was wrong. "Okay." Louis slid closer and tucked a hand around Liam's waist. "You want to touch me? Is that it?" Liam just cleared his throat and looked over Louis' face. "You're allowed."

Liam took the permission and pulled Louis in with his arms wrapped around his back. "For only a few more hours."

"Make the most of it."

Liam nodded seriously and released Louis only to take his hand and pull him over to where his parents were saying 'hello' to the pastor. He wanted to get home where he could kiss on Louis without old ladies watching. "Liam, son, I'm glad to see you."

"Thank you, sir. Glad to see you, too."

His eyes shifted to Louis and Liam stiffened for a moment. His church had always been so accepting of him, but then again he'd never brought home a boy before. "Scott," the pastor introduced.

Louis stuck a hand out and added a smile. "Louis. You have a lovely church."

"Thank you very much. Are you planning on visiting again?"

"Oh Liam, has it really been that long since you came to your own church that your pastor has never met your boyfriend?" Karen berated gently.

"No, it's been a few weeks, but Liam does attend occasionally. But I haven't met the boyfriend. How long have you two been together?"

Liam felt his pulse race. He knew this. They'd gone over all this before his parents came. "A month."

"Two months," Louis said at the same time.

They looked at each other with wide eyes. "Um, two months? Wow..." Liam tried, but he knew he was a terrible liar on the spot and his mom could always tell.

"You don't remember how long you've been together? Liam, that's awful."

"He does," Louis assured her. "He's always going on about it. Must just be tired." He gave Liam's hand a meaningful squeeze.

"Right. Tired, yeah."

"Where did you guys meet?" Pastor Scott moved on.

"Class!" Liam shouted, proud that he remembered this made up fact. But his enthusiasm was more off-putting than reassuring.

"What class?" the pastor asked hesitantly.

Liam was stressing now. Why was he so nervous? He'd lied to his parents for days now. Maybe lying to this man felt like lying straight to God. "Home Ec?"

"Home Ec?" Karen and Louis asked together.

"I didn't know you could even take Home Ec at your school," Geoff added helpfully.

"You can't...I'm sure," Louis half asked while he eyed Liam. "And the class was English Lit."

"Spanish Lit," Karen corrected.

"Right," Louis laughed. "Spanish, English, French. It's a bit of a blur."

Now Liam could feel Louis' hand sweating in his. He'd even thrown this professional off his game. Things were going down hill very fast.

"I think we should go home," Karen more demanded than suggested.

Louis nodded, sure they'd messed up too badly to fix it. "It was nice meeting you," he acknowledged the pastor as they left.

The car ride was silent, with Liam driving and Louis in the passenger seat. He could practically feel Liam's nerves radiating off him. Louis reached a hand over the gear shift and rubbed Liam's knee. Liam tensed for a moment, but then relaxed and put his hand over Louis'. Louis felt so bad about messing this up. He'd lost his head and gotten too caught up. Now, he'd failed his job and let Liam down.

They got inside and Geoff closed the door behind him. Karen folded her arms over her chest and cocked her hip out. "Do one of you want to tell me what's going on?"

"I'm not sure what you mean, Karen," Louis played it off.

"It's Mrs. Payne. Liam's boyfriend gets to call me by my first name. Strangers don't." She knew they were lying.

"Mum," Liam sighed.

"Liam James, tell me now."

"Karen," Geoff laid a hand on her shoulder. "Whatever it is, they'll tell when they're ready."

"Are you lying to me, Liam?" She ignored her husband.

"Mrs. Payne, I can explain," Louis stepped up.

"I'm sorry, Mom. I just wanted you to be proud of me. You kept hassling me about a boyfriend."

"Because I just want you to be happy," she stressed. "You didn't have to lie."

"I know," he groaned. "I just panicked and I didn't think you'd actually plan a weekend trip so soon."

"Wait," Geoff interrupted. "I'm not slow, but I feel dumb right now."

"I should go," Louis piped up.

"Stay," Liam requested.

"You should," Karen agreed with Louis.

"Someone please explain what's happening?" Geoff asked.

"I'm not Liam's boyfriend," Louis nearly shouted over the commotion.

Geoff's eyes went wide, but then he laughed. "If you two aren't dating then we aren't married."

Karen huffed and slapped his arm. "Don't you dare. That's our marriage you're talking about."

Geoff just tugged Karen to him and kissed her forehead. "Love, I'm not blind. I see the way these two act around each other. They're definitely doing something."

"Dad, please don't."

"I'm not that old, Liam. I can see the way you two look at each other."

"We're not together, Dad! I'm paying him!"

Everyone fell silent at that. Louis put a hand up. "I'm going to go now."

"No. Stay. We're going," Karen corrected.

"What? Mum, no," Liam pleaded.

"Liam," Karen put her hands up. "You need to figure out whatever is going on. When you're ready to tell me the truth, call me." Karen grabbed her jacket and pulled Geoff along with her out to their car.

Liam watched them go and then the door shut behind them. "Oh, God."

Louis hesitantly put a hand on Liam's arm. "Are you okay?"

"I can't believe this."

Louis sighed. "I know. I'm sorry."

"I didn't even get fucked."

Louis' hand froze and his mouth dropped open. "Excuse me?"

"I had my first boyfriend, pretend or not, I lied to my parents, I paid you, and I still didn't get fucked."

"I didn't know you expected to."

"Well, come on, Louis. Look at you! I'd be dumb not to want you." Liam rolled his eyes. "I know you're not...whatever, point is you're fit and now I have to figure out what to say to my mom."

Liam started to walk away, but Louis caught his wrist. "You think I'm fit?"

Liam gave him an incredulous look. "Really? I thought I'd been pretty clear. I think you are the most attractive person I've ever seen."

Louis licked over his lips as a smirk spread across his face. "Are you trying to woo me, Liam Payne?"

"If I were trying to woo you, you would know." Liam smiled back and wrapped his arms around Louis' waist.

"I have a feeling you are," he breathed, lips inches from Liam's.

"Louis," Liam brushed their noses together, "are you off the clock?"

Louis laughed lightly. "I'm pretty sure this job ended the moment your mom told me not to call her Karen."

Liam flinched. "Yeah, I'm sorry for that."

"We'll work it out. She only wants you to be happy."

"I haven't been happier than when I'm with you."

"Don't flatter me. I might just get used to it," Louis joked.

"Here's hoping."

Louis pursed his lips. "Lets not pretend like you're not dying to kiss me right now."

Liam bit his lip. "Let's not." He surged forward and pressed his lips to Louis'. Louis hummed a laugh and opened Liam's mouth for his tongue while his hands clenched in Liam's shirt. Louis walked them backwards hurriedly while he bit and licked across Liam's lips.

"You- you should get lube and stuff because I can't believe you still have clothes on," Louis said.

Liam groaned and rolled his hips into Louis. "Yeah, I got it." He ran to his bedside table and yanked out a line of condoms before tugging one off and grabbing lube. He tossed them both on the bed and looked back for Louis. He found him half-naked and working on his jeans. "Wait," he urged. "Let me."

Louis nodded heavily with desire and walked over to Liam. "You just want to touch me."

"More than you know."

"Then touch me."

Liam's hands tugged at Louis' jeans until they were off his hips and on the floor. He knelt to the floor and rubbed his hands over Louis' hips. "You'll be the first, um, first one I've seen. Like that I'm allowed." Liam face palmed. "I mean that I'm supposed to see." Liam rolled his eyes. "No I mean-"

"Liam?" Louis tilted his head up to look at him. "You're on your knees and I'm hard. I can see your lips moving, but they're not doing anything useful."

Liam swatted at Louis as he laughed that nice, tittering laugh that Liam had fallen for. "I'm nervous, you prick."

Louis' fingers swam into Liam's hair and clenched. "I know. Don't worry about it. You seem to do everything right without even trying."

Liam blushed and played with Louis' tight waistband. "I used to sneak peeks. In gym and stuff." He pulled Louis' pants slowly down, his hipbones and short hair coming into view. "And there's porn of course, but I've never..."

"Liam," Louis said sternly. "It's starting to hurt in these. Can you..."

Liam nodded quickly and pulled them down over Louis' bulge and then down his strong thighs. Liam licked his lips at the sight. Louis was hard and pink and he could see where his foreskin was pulled back from his head.

"God, you look like you're stuck in a desert and my dick is water," Louis teased.

"I want you," Liam said seriously.

Louis took himself in hand and led his tip to Liam's lips. "Then take me."

Liam nodded and opened his mouth. He sucked Louis' prick in and closed his lips around him. Louis stuttered a moan at the sudden heat and tightness. Liam used one hand to pump his base while he mouthed at the head, licking over the leaking slit with a hum. His other hand massaged at Louis' thigh, squeezing the muscle under his fingers.

Louis' fingers played with Liam's hair while his length disappeared into Liam's mouth over and over. Louis shivered when Liam swirled his tongue around his head and took him deeper. "Oh, shit, Liam," he groaned. Louis could feel Liam smirk around him, even with his eyes snapped shut. Liam laid his hand flat on Louis' pelvis and lowered more slowly, sputtering a little and then trying again.

Louis groaned and gripped his hair tighter. Liam had Louis down his throat every couple of seconds and Louis was trying everything he knew not to shoot his load so soon, but, for all his pretending, it'd been too long since he'd been with somebody and Liam was like his wet dream come to life. Finally, he had to pull Liam off by his hair and pant, "I want to come inside you. Get on the bed."

Liam gave a cheeky kiss to Louis' wet tip before working his clothes off and laying on his bed. Louis climbed on and settled between Liam's legs. Liam smiled up at him and nervously bit at his lip. Louis noticed and delivered little pecks all over Liam's face. "Thank you for letting me have this."

Liam's face burned red and he wrapped his arms around Louis. "You have to stretch me now, right?"

"Yeah," Louis nodded, "but don't worry. I'll be so gentle, and once you're loose it'll feel amazing."

"I've fingered myself Lou, I'm not worried about that."

"Oh."

"I'm worried I won't do it right. That you won't come."

Louis laughed. Full on laughed. "Seriously?" Liam just nodded so Louis kissed him for being so cute. "I'll be totally honest with you, mate. I'm male. I could come from almost anything. Any warm hole is sure to do it." He nuzzled under Liam's chin and smiled kindly. "But you, you are so fit, and so good for me, I have no doubts I'll come well before I mean to."

Liam tilted his head to kiss Louis again and tightened his arms around him. "Thanks."

"It's just the truth." He slid a hand between them, past Liam's hard on, to his hole. Liam tensed then shuddered when Louis rubbed a gentle, dry finger around his rim.

"I'm gonna come too soon. I can tell already," Liam warned with a groan.

"Well, then I won't feel so bad about it when I do." Louis grabbed the lube and slicked up two fingers. Liam relaxed at Louis' confession. Louis put his fingers back between Liam's legs and kissed him just as he pressed one inside. Liam gasped into Louis' mouth, but then closed his eyes and made his body relax. Louis felt him loosen around his finger and pushed in deeper. Liam spread his legs wider so Louis could get closer and Louis took it. He pressed his thighs against Liam's and pumped his finger gently in and out of Liam's entrance.

When Liam was rocking with him, he added the second and sighed at Liam's hitch in breathing. Liam was biting on his lip and had one hand fisting at the sheets and Louis couldn't be prouder. He'd been daydreaming about being inside him since he met him at the coffee shop, but he never imagined he'd actually get to. Liam was a client and Louis didn't mess with his business. Until now.

Liam pressed Louis closer by his ass and breathed, "You should-fuck-you should do something now before-God, Lou. Just fuck me, please."

Louis curled his fingers into Liam's spot one more time for good measure, making the other man squeeze Louis between his thighs, before pulling out and grabbing the foil. He rolled it over his cock and slicked up his length before lining up with Liam's stretched hole. Louis looked to see Liam watching in baited anticipation, lip between his teeth. "It might hurt." Liam just nodded. "But I'll make you feel good, I promise."

"I know."

Louis couldn't believe how calm he sounded. Louis' first time was a mess. He was shaking and couldn't unclench. But Liam seemed so ready, so Louis pushed into Liam's body slowly, watching for signs of discomfort. Liam's eyes fell shut and a long, low sigh pushed from his throat as Louis sheathed himself in Liam's warm hole. Louis curled the sheets in his fist and focused on going slow so he didn't hurt Liam.

Liam just let Louis push inside, enjoying the slow drag against his walls. He was finally getting what he wanted. "You can go," Liam whispered, body melting into the bed.

Louis sent a 'thank God' to the ceiling and pulled out enough to push back in. The friction of Liam's virgin hole was sending shock waves through Louis' body. Liam cocked his legs up and wrapped them around Louis' hips, pulling him deeper and kissing along his collarbones. "Harder, Lou," he whispered against his script lettering. Louis obliged and snapped his hips against Liam's ass. Liam moaned and rolled towards him. "More, Lou. Just like that."

Louis dug his knees into the bedding for leverage and rabbited into Liam's body. He wrapped an arm around Liam's waist and arched him off the bed and closer to him. "Jesus, Liam, I'm-shit-I'm so close."

"Me, too. Make me come, Lou." Louis let go of the sheets and reached between them to grip Liam's erection. "No!" Liam urged. "I want to come from just you."

Louis dropped his prick and held himself up again. "Can you?"

"I think so, and I want to."

Louis kissed along his jaw. "Okay, babe. Let me..." Louis tried a new angle, looking for Liam's prostate. He tried another and then Liam was arching off the bed and throwing his head back on the pillows. "There we are, babe." Louis kept the angle and buried himself deep inside Liam, swirling his hips to give Liam's nerves pressure. Liam's legs were twitching on either side of Louis' body and his fingers were digging into Louis' back.

"I can't-Oh, God-I can't."

"Come on, Li. Come for me." Louis thrust in hard before Liam moaned Louis' name and released between them. Louis tucked his face into Liam's neck and came into the condom with a shudder. He rocked lazily into Liam's body until he couldn't hold himself up anymore and pulled out to fall next to him on the bed. He threw away the condom and ran a hand through his sweaty hair.

They both gulped lungfuls of air and smiled groggily at each other. "Wow," Liam breathed.

"Thanks," Louis smirked. "You, too." Liam snuck his hand across the sheets and intertwined their fingers. Louis turned to Liam and curled into his side. He leaned up and kissed Liam's bitten lips. "You're going to be bad for business. I can tell."

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Multi-part Lilo is done! Hope you liked it. And first person to guess where the last line is from (NO CHEATING!) can pick my next ship to do.

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