Zayn: (comes running from the door) Guys! Simon's here! Shit, the room looks so bad!

Liam: What! Why is he so early!?

Niall: Oh ho sillies, clean up! Harry your jewellery box stuff is scattered all over the floor!

Louis: Oi Harry, where do you even use these diamond earrings?!

Liam: (smirks) Hah! He keeps them for his girlfriends!

Harry: Hey no! Mom's birthday's coming, I wanted to gift her these.

(All the boys say "OoOoooOoo")

(The doorbell rings again)

Zayn: Shit shit!

Niall: Where?!

Liam: Ugh he didn't actually mean it Ireland!

Niall: Your son...

Liam: Okay okay, I'm sorry.

Harry: (collects the jewellery away)

(The others clean the rest of the room)

Zayn: Done!

Niall: Go open the door!

Liam: I'll go.

Harry: (pulls a face) Duh, Simon's old buddy.

Liam: (goes to the door)

(The others wait)

Liam: (peeps through the keyhole)

Harry:What happened, open it!

Liam:But...it's not Simon.

Zayn: What? Who then !?

Liam:The post man...

Niall: WHAT!

(They all groan)

(They deal with the post man and he goes away)

Harry: Ugh, the wait is long, duh!

Niall: Patience, buddy. How's Freddie, Louis?

Louis: Yesterday he threw apple jam on me.

Zayn: Oo

Harry: Guys, this Simon...

(The doorbell rings)

Niall: Harry, our good luck berry, you go this time.

Zayn: (pulls a face)

Harry: (Goes to the door and peeps) Oiii it's Snake!

Niall: What!?

Harry: Yeah.

Zayn: Snake what?

Liam:Didn't we tell you? That's Taylor's new name!

Zayn: What!?

Harry: Guys, I'm hiding.

Louis: Come inside me.

Harry: Where to enter from?

(The bell ring again)

(Harry opens the dood in hesitation)

Niall: God!

The rest: WHAT!!!!

(STANDING IN FRONT OF THEM IS SIMON COWELL IN RED LIPSTICK)