Cobra: Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Allison: All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height

Coal: If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.

Pickle: Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Jaggedhawk: If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Solar: Reality continues to ruin my life.