I almost feel guilty about this one because I love Rumple...but still...

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS DUDE AND BABIES?!?!

It's like really...

Oh your farm is dying and you want me to fix it? Gimme your kid..

You need a new dress and a way to go to a ball? The kid is mine..

You need to learn how to spin straw to gold? Your firstborn child is mine...

I mean if Rumple is a good role model than using children as cash payment is a-okay...

Yep...ouat in a nutshell...