Wendell's stomach rumbled something fierce, going over reader data for the Fah'Rey file was tedious. Ahhhhh what to do? The 13-18 boys demographic cratered in the last chapter. They complained: {how come the hotties have turned into my mom?} {where is the smut?we were promised smut dammit!} {this story is boring now, no sex, no killing, me no readie!}  

I have been working too hard today I have forgotten to eat. He exited his office and trundled to the good ole vending machine. I have been craving double stuffed Oreos.

Oh look they are sprucing up the place with some plants, kind of ugly, well at least they're trying

 He scanned his company card and selected his much needed snack.

"Psst!"

Wendel thought he heard something.

"PSST!!"

What the fuck this place has rats or something? I need to inform Ms. Kim about this.

"Psssssst Wendell for fuck sakes!! It's me Kurt. What the fuck man are you on a diet or something I've been waiting here an hour for you" a figure wearing a green morph suit that revealed far too many anatomical details than one would want, emerged from the foliage.

Wendell was holding his double stuffed, feeling stunned and a little uncomfortable. "Why are you pretending to be a plant? And my office, is like, right over there"

"I can't be seen talking to you or THEY will know" he sounded hysterical.

"Did you forget to take your meds again? You're sounding a little loopy"

"No I'm fucking serious! They have my family hostage in my own house. They threatened to hurt them if I got involved." The urgency in his voice appeared genuine.

"Why not call the cops? And who are the THEY you keep referring to?"

"The Blue guy from the story, he's helping Rebecca conquer the Nine Realms. So far, I have got him to spare the Earth. Dude's addicted to grape bubblegum." What Wendell was hearing was nonsensical rambling.

"It's just a story, it's not real, do you need me to call your doctor? You are mixing up reality and those fantasies in your head again." Wendell really did not know how to deal with a delusional mad man.

"Wendell YOU ARE NOT LISTENING! They made me quit the story, now they want you to destroy it completely."

"Why it's just a stupid story?"

"It's much more than you can ever know, they feel Wattpad can rally people to thwart their ambitions. The blue Weirdo told me he has ways to make you comply. To take away the only thing you love"

It dawned on Wendell like a flash of lightning, "THEY'RE MOVING THE VENDING MACHINES?!!!"

"No, you obtuse idiot, they are going to hurt Angela!"

It was at that time a scream was heard coming from the mafia department