Qiiesha and Myrheana gathered around Chrys' lifeless corpse. In the short period of time they knew him they have grown close to him. The ceremony was a somber affair....{the sound of a pen scribbling furiously}

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Chrys was swimming in darkness. The first thing he heard was the scattered cheers of random people. Oooh was he going to see the fat man again? There was so many questions he needed to ask the Oracle. ....Wait wasn't I being attacked by those fish? How did I get here? Am I dead? "READER!! Where are you?"

The READER replied but sounded a lot like Qiiesha "I'm not your boshing READER you idiot, and you're not dead. Although when Myrheana fished you out of the water we thought you had drowned"

Chrys opened one eye cautiously still in disbelief Qiiesha was standing over him. {damn she looks hot!}

Myrheana laughed, " I can tell by his little boner that he will recover just fine "

Chrys covered himself, "hey! Some respect for the nearly dead! What you mean little?" He replied indignantly.

Myrheana held out her webbed hand, "get up big boy" she croaked seductively then giggled.

"So what happened? Last thing I remember I was in the water with those fish." Inquired Chrys.

"Like I was trying to tell you before you stupidly leapt over the side. They have a method for dealing with the fish", Myrheana pointed behind her, where some crew members were stowing away a long brass horn. "They place that in the water and blow, the sound scares away the fish. And apparently knocks you unconscious as well"

Qiiesha laughs heartily, "Chrys needs to play the hero to compensate for his other.....shortcomings" she twitched as if she was jolted by electricity. She looked over to see Chrys holding the shock collar button.

"Hey!!! You play nice!!" Chrys said slyly with his finger poise over the button. Then he made an awkward face, "um I got some bad news for you... I kinda dropped the key for the collar when I was in the water. Eh eh "

"Tarbaak Venuho! Boshing stupid idiot!!"