“I missed you being my wake up alarm in the morning” Hobi teased you as you crawled up to him from underneath the sheets.

“Of course you did” you said rolling your eyes while you hovered over him, “I sent plenty of pictures to make up for it though.”

“Mhm, yes, you did” he said cheesing and wrapping his arms around you to pull you down to lay on him.

“Wanna see my favorite?” Hobi asked reaching for his cellphone on his nightstand as he held you close with his other arm.

“Oh, you have favorites? Show me so I know what to send more of next time.”

He pulled up a nude showing your body from the neck to your thighs. One arm wrapped underneath your breasts and your other hand modestly covering your nether region.

“Not even one with my face?” you pretended to be offended and he pouted.

“It depends on my mood, I can picture the rest of you. But look at you, it’s rather artistic” he said holding the phone at arm’s length for you to admire the whole picture.

“Artistic” you repeated and snorted.

“What? You don’t have to show everything to make it hot, I'd know. How did you even take this?” he wondered realizing both your hands were busy.

“A timer and some pretty twisted makeshift phone holder. I take it you are a top guy then? I’m afraid I don’t have much to offer on that front. I figured you’d be more into the explicit pictures.”

“Oh no, I am. I definitely am and, either way, I like both” he looked at you with darkened eyes and a little smirk, “but, I like these a lot.”

Hoseok chastly kissed you inbetween your breasts and then looked up at you with a soft smile. Contradictory, but he could pull it off and in response you could pull your hair out.

“You are just so sensitive there and I love that” he murmured now holding onto your ribcage and nuzzling your torso.

“I am, it’s always come as a shock to others, but I’ve orgasmed from stimulating them alone before” you commented nonchalantly and he groaned satisfied.

"You don’t ever want to get out of bed, do you? I didn’t know that was possible” his lips kissed your chest softly, sweetly, just appreciating your warm body on his.

“Not if you keep doing that” you mumbled holding his cheeks and bringing his face up to yours.

“Can’t I give back? That was the best head I’ve ever got, honestly, why are you so perfect?”

“Wanna know my secret? Might be sensitive content,”

“What do you mean? You have no shame, aein” he laughed and you nodded.

“I mean you, you might find it…I’m not sure” Hobi raised an eyebrow and pressed his lips together looking at you funny when you trailed off.

“I’m sure I can handle it,”

“Who better than a man to tell you what feels best?” you began and Hobi blinked not entirely following.

“Gay men give the best blowjobs, I’ll die on that hill. I mean, it makes sense, they get them and give them, they know both sides of it” with that explanation his eyes widened and his head jerked back awkwardly.

“That…maybe you were right, I’m scarred for life” he blurted out feeling just a little uncomfortable, but he was being dramatic.

It was perfectly logical and again he wondered how he couldn’t have guessed without you telling him.

“Aw baby, no. But you can thank my gay friends for sharing their wisdom” you continued mercilessly and his face flushed.

“I don’t want to think about your friends doing…” Hoseok poked your swollen lips and kissed them deciding that explaining himself was more than unnecessary.

“So does that mean we are having breakfast?” you asked grinning widely and he narrowed his eyes.

“You were trying to turn me off, weren’t you?” he accused you and you gasped.

“That’s not very nice, that was collateral damage, Hoseok-ah” you looked at him a little annoyed and he sheepishly apologized. You shook your head, but it was to be expected from a straight man.

“I didn’t mean for it to sound bad. I’m glad your friends helped you, I just…maybe I shouldn’t have asked. It’s not that I have a problem with them, I—”

“It’s fine, Hobi, I get it. It’s just that I wouldn’t mention my friends for you to be put off.”

“You are right, I am sorry” he felt ashamed of himself. Of course talking about your friends wasn't meant to be negative.

“Let’s just get breakfast, okay.”

You got up and changed silently as he headed to the bathroom to shower while you whipped up something light to eat. He was still planning for you to have your dinner date and he didn’t want to overdo it with the food, which you could understand.

When he sat at the kitchen island he looked guilty still. It was that goddamn shiot triangle* pout that always gave him away and you felt bad finding it cute when he was clearly upset.

“Baby, I meant it when I said it was okay. In such a conservative society, people are wired to have certain harmful thought processes. It’s not always voluntary, I know you meant no harm. You weren’t trying to be hurtful, but some people might not be as tolerant.”

He nodded munching on his food slowly, you could tell he was thinking about it carefully.

“What if I offend your friends?” his friends’ and family’s approval of you was important and the uneasiness this brought was new. Usually he warmed up to people pretty fast, but this situation would surely be different.

“No, they are pretty chill. Believe me, some people even get offended by my supposed indecisiveness” judgemental people were everywhere, regardless of orientation. Hobi was a good person, you knew there would be no issues even if he said something that sounded off.

“Are all your friends gay?” he asked feeling like an utter ignorant. This whole thing was new to him in a relationship and he was determined not to mess up.

“I would say the majority of them are, I needed that sort of contention when I came from Busan” at your comment Hobi nodded and wondered, but he didn’t want to dig deeper and say something dumb again. At least not right now.

“At what age did you move here?”

“It was for my last year of high school, so”— you calculated with your fingers scrunching your nose and he smiled at the gesture. He loved learning new little habits of yours —“16 or 17, I think.”

“Ah, I moved here when I was 15 to become a trainee. That would have made you 11 at the time, wow” he looked at you with wide eyes and you chuckled at his dumbfounded expression.

“Well, who cares, we are both adults now” you shrugged.

“Did you…how did you know you were attracted to women…or girls?” his awkward questions had him acting rather endearing and all you could do was smile. You didn’t want to make it uncomfortable for him though.

“I don’t know, I don’t have a time when I came out like many do. I just always looked at everyone the same and when my first girlfriend approached me I just kinda went for it” you commented and he narrowed his eyes.

“Is it okay to know at what age that was?”

“I was 14” at the mention of that number, Hobi flinched. It reminded him of his high school girlfriend, the one he would inevitably have to talk about sooner or later.

“Too young?” you teased him and he shook his head.

“I was dating at that age already” he muttered and shoved some more food in his mouth not to elaborate. You noticed the somber expression on his face and didn’t insist.

“So, I was thinking…there’s somewhere I’d like to take you to. You need to change though.”

“Change? Where are we going?” he giggled while looking at you curiously. Did he need to dress up for the occasion?

“Just, something a little more body fitting, specially the pants. I don’t want you getting tangled up on the wheel and getting hurt”

“We are going on your bike?”

“Yeah, I want to take my baby out for a ride” you commented with a wide grin wondering whether he was scared.

“Stop that”— he catapulted a few grains of rice towards you with his spoon and you looked at him in shock when they hit your face —“one of these days you’ll swallow your words.”

“You asked for that nickname, Hobi. Plus you know I was talking about my Daystar, don’t you? It’s been collecting dust in the garage for far too long.”

Hobi’s face fell into a frown at your words and you smiled amused holding back your laugh. Your attempt to fix it had also pissed him off. He got up and left you talking alone, only sassily*² turning around to make fun of you.

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Not blonde Hobi but this was the situation that came to mind, haha ^

* On BTS World they always mention the 'shiot triangle pout' Hobi has. I'm not entirely sure, but the letter s/shiot/siot in Korean is ㅅ so it might be referring to its literal appearance.

*² Sassy Hobi, sorry, too many links, haha:

https://youtube.com/shorts/wHZdxL8wdI8
https://youtube.com/shorts/DWapHq3nfJs
https://youtu.be/dV95QrqofQk