It was a peaceful Tuesday evening, the Taekook couple were at the Jeon residence, relaxing on the couch. Jungkook was laying on his back while Taehyung was also laying on his back but was slotted in between his lover's thighs.

"What're you listening to?" Taehyung asked as he turned to his side a bit and rubbed Jungkook's thighs.

"Stigma by an artist named Vantae. Heard of it?"

"No, but I would love to 'stigma' dick in you right now." Taehyung remarked.

"Horny ass." Jungkook snickered.

As the lover's giggles died down, Jungkook's phone beeped.

From Bammie👏 Open
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Bammie👏

Hey I still need help
with Yugyeom :(

Oh I'm so sorry Bams! :(
I almost forgot.

It's fine, but please hurry.
I need to ask him out before that Jaebum guy does. 🙄

Okay so you'll need a speech about how you feel, no I'm not writing it for you, it has to come from the heart.
And then you need to buy him his favorite candy, then look for a restaurant to take him to.
After you found the restaurant, you can take him to the park where I told Jin to decorate the place and make it look nice, after you arrive at the park, let your heart out with your speech. Hopefully this plan works and he'll say yes.

Wow that's a lot. When do I give him the candy?

After you confess, duh. It'll be the tiny cherry
on top. :)

Ah, ok. I hope this works!

Me too. We'll talk tomorrow, Taehyung wants some ass and I want food.

Lol, ok. Bye!

Bye, Bams <3

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"About time you answer!" Yoongi yelled over the phone.

"What now?" Taehyung whined.

"Jimin got a carrot stuck in his ass and I can't get it out." Yoongi sighed.

"BAHAHAHHA" Jungkook fell from the couch and rolled on the floor.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH." Jimin yelled.

Taehyung huffed, "What do you want us to do?"

"Do um- y'all have a vacuum cleaner?" Yoongi asked with a hint of embarrassment.

"Yes, but if you're gonna use it, please keep it. I don't want to be cleaning the living room and then suddenly remember the tube was up Jimin's ass." Taehyung grimaced.

"Hey Yoongi, why won't you just eat it out of his ass?" Jungkook snickered.

"I already tried. The first time my tongue technology didn't work, tbh."

"Was it good tho?" Jungkook leaned into the phone that Taehyung was holding.

"Yeah, who knew carrot-flavored ass would be nice." Yoongi replied with no shame.

"Woah- Taehyung, you think we should-"

"No."

"Come on! I just wanna try!" Jungkook whined.

Taehyung ignored him.

"Anyways, we'll bring the vacuum in a bit. Bye."

"Bye." Yoongi replied and hung up.

Taehyung got up to go to the supply closet. Jungkook on the other hand went to the fridge.

"You will eat a strawberry out of my ass whether you like it or not." Jungkook murmured to himself and smirked as he got the container.

Jungkook quickly chopped the leaf part of the fruit, lifted up his skirt (yes he has a skirt cause why not?) and inserted the strawberry as if it was a buttplug.

Jungkook shivered at the coldness of the strawberry, but he knew that coldness would soon be replaced by the warmth of Taehyung's tongue.

He snickered evilly as he saw Taehyung down the hall with the vacuum. You're about to eat my ass and you don't know it.

"Taehyungie!" Jungkook bubbled as he made his way over to his boyfriend.

"What?" Taehyung smiled.

"Can we wait just a bit and maybe...," Jungkook bent over slowly on the couch, "Have some fun?"

"Dear god..." Taehyung drooled like those cartoon characters. His face screamed that cheesy Ahooga! sound.

Jungkook softly giggled as he moved his skirt fabric so his hole could be better seen. "Like it?"

"Hell yeah..." Before you know it, Taehyung is on his knees, with Jungkook's ass in his face.

He slowly nibbles the strawberry to get it out of the way so he can finally insert his tongue in his boyfriend's hole. (A/N: I guess you can call it chocolate strawberries 💀)

"O-oh" Jungkook moaned, twitching as a reaction to Taehyung licking his insides with such determination.

"O-okay, you c-can s-stop no-w" Jungkook breathed out, trying to get out of Taehyung's grip. But Taehyung pushed him back down, and pulled Jungkook's arms behind him so that he was laying on his stomach.

"No. This is what you wanted, didn't you? You wanted me to bend you over and eat you out? Now that you can't handle it, you want me to stop? That's not how it works, darling. What gets started, will be finished." Taehyung took off this pants and underwear.

"Be a good little slut and don't make a sound." And with that, Taehyung slammed his dick into Jungkook.

"Oh fuck!" Jungkook breathed into the couch, burying his face in the cloud-like cushions.

Taehyung pulled him up by gripping his throat and raising his head. "You like that? Such an impatient, filthy, whore." He sped up his pace, the sound of cheeks clapping (A/N: I can't take this seriously) very prominent in and outside the home.

"Hahhhh, Taehyung! No more...!" Jungkook moaned out as he started to slip off the couch.

"That's not what your moans are telling me. Take the dick, slut." Taehyung rasped.

"We're home, ki- oh god..." Mrs. Jeon gasped at the sight. Her son that took her nine months to create, was being destroyed in only a couple of minutes.

"H-Hey, Mrs. J-Jeon" Taehyung tried to speak out as he continuously rammed into Jungkook, having no shame that he has an audience.

"Hi, M-Mom!" Jungkook also greeted, cheeks heating up.

"You know what, I think we're gonna go..." Mr. Jeon opened the door again, shaking his head, and walked out.

"You're allowed to continue, BUT if I see a cum stain on the couch, I will hire someone to dominate both of you and get punished." And with that Mrs. Jeon left.

The couple shrugged and kept romping it out on the couch.

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A/N: Shorter chapter than I wanted to do but it's late and I wanna SLEEP