Scrambled eggs
We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa with Charlie Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week Sir Pentious!
Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Charlie: Well I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
Sir Pentious comes in rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Sir Pentious: Oh hello purple female. It's my new invention the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh the new parts of my machine are here.
Odette and Clara come in wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them
Odette: Sign please.
Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes.
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.
Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.
Vaggie: Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?
Sir Pentious: Uh of course. She's the top weapons dealer in hell.
Vaggie: Okay well that stops right now.
Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.
Sir Pentious: Hey!
Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.
Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust standing near the bar on her phone does the same. Y/N glares at pentious emitting a threating aura and Niffty who is dusting a corner of the wall looks at him and does a sinister sounding giggle.
Sir Pentious: Hmm I have my doubts.
Vaggie: Well it's true. You have to trust us.
Sir Pentious: But I don't.
Charlie: Well why don't we focus on that for today's activities?
Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons no more plotting against other guests and you need to get rid of these things.
Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz having a tug of war over a laser accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof much to Vaggie's frustration.
Vaggie: Oh what did I just say? What did I just say?
Sir Pentious: What? Not my little egg boiz. (hugs the egg boiz) They do my evil bidding for me!
Vaggie: Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?
Sir Pentious: (narrows eyes) Yes.
Vaggie: Then no more eggs.
Sir Pentious: All right eggies. You've got to go. I (sobs) can't keep you anymore!
Egg Boiz: Okay boss.
They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious's boxes away.
Sir Pentious: No don't resist. This is how it has to be!
Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie looking awkward pats his shoulder
The scene changes to show Alastra in her room eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly the jazz music stops with a record scratching sound when Vaggie came by with the egg boiz behind her.
Vaggie: Alastra!
Alastra looks surprised for a second and her eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie
Alastra: Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast.
Vaggie: Pentious's eggs are all over the place and I need you to get rid of them.
Alastra: Oh well in that case I'd be delighted to!
Vaggie: Humanely!
Alastra: Hmm. Well that's a lot less fun but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today.
Alastra walks out of the room.
Vaggie: Great! (looks at deer carcass) That looks disgusting.
The scene changes back to the hotel foyer where Charlie and the rest of the hotel's residents minus Alastra are with all of them except for Charlie and Vaggie sitting on a sofa. Behind Charlie and Vaggie is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101"
Charlie: Hi guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little, tension in the hotel.
As Charlie explained everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and makes to shoot her with his ray gun but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.
Vaggie: Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.
Charlie: We think that this group could really benefit from-
The background goes to yellow and Charlie and Vaggie go flying up into the air.
Charlie: Trust exercises!
Vaggie: Trust exercises. (falls) Ah shit!
Vaggie falls on the floor as the yellow background cracks and breaks. Charlie pulls Vaggie to her feet.
Charlie: Vaggie we rehearsed this. (Sighs) We're doing trust exercises!
Y/N: Trust exercises? Why?
Husk: Yeah what Y/N said what's with the whole uhh this?
Husk gestures to the stage behind Charlie and Vaggie.
Husk: I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps.
Angel Dust: Oh I will (puts feet on Husk's legs) but it's cash up front, and I know that one (points at Pentious) can't afford me.
Sir Pentious: Gross! I'd never think of it spider!
Doppio: Doubt anyone would want to fuck a snake anyway.
Sir pentious: Hey!
Vaggie: Right well let's get started. Charlie?
Charlie: Actually I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!
Vaggie: What? Uhh I don't know if I'm qualified uh...,
Charlie: Oh come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this.
Y/N: Yeah vaggie you got this!
Vaggie: Yeah um...
Vaggie looks at them. All of them are looking grumpy except for Charlie Y/N and Niffty while doppio just looks confused.
Vaggie: Sure I can handle this. No problem.
Vaggie takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage.
Vaggie: All right so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you got it? Who wants to go first?
Charlie: (raises hand) Ooh ooh me me me! Me! Me! Me!
Vaggie: All right get on up here.
Charlie runs past Vaggie and onto the stage.
Charlie: I....I love you guys. Like really really love you.
Charlie falls backwards and is caught by vaggie and Y/N.
Vaggie: Gotcha!
Charlie: That...felt... good! Angel why don't you go next?
Angel Dust: Fine.
Angel dust walks onto the stage.
Vaggie: This time everyone needs to catch her okay? Unless you want me to hurt you.
Y/N: Hmm kinky.
Vaggie: Y/N.....
Y/N: (Smirks) Sorry.
Angel Dust: Something about myself huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-
Husk: I swear to fuck if you say dicks!
Angel Dust:-popsicles ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!
Angel falls backwards into Y/N's arms.
Angel Dust: But you know dicks too! Especially yours Y/N.
Y/N playfully rolls his eyes and puts angel down.
Charlie: Alright Y/N your up next.
Y/N steps up on the stage and takes a deep breath.
Y/N: I have an extreme fear of spiders and deep bodies of water and also if I see a cockroach I will scream louder then a women giving birth.
Y/N jumps down and king crimson appears ready to catch him but he is pushed aside by niffty who catches Y/N bridal style.
King crimson: Damn she's stronger then she looks
Niffty: I'VE HAVE YOU NOW YOU BAD BOY.
Y/N:.............
NIGERUNDAYOOOO!
Y/N bolts out of the hotel while niffty watches him from the entrance.
Niffty: Run as much as you like you'll be back and I'll be waitiiiing!
Vaggie: Well......that escalated quickly.
Husk: Ya telling me.
Angel Dust: (to pentious) All right new guy you're up.
The room goes dark and a melodramatic music plays. A spotlight shines on Pentious.
Sir Pentious: I...don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!
Sir Pentious jumps and Vaggie and Charlie catch him together.
Sir Pentious: Damn it.
Vaggie: That's great. Wow you are slimy. (drops Pentious) Okay good job. Uh doppio?
Doppio walks upto the stage.
Doppio: I have an addiction to sniffing glue I was sent to hell for tax evasion and sometimes I like to dress up in women's clothes sit in a corner and cry for hours.
Doppio falls and husk catches him.
Husk: You need serious help.
Doppio: I know.
Vaggie: Alright uhhhh niffty?
Niffty runs past them onto the stage giggling manically.
Niffty: Sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others! Also I sometimes watch Y/N in his sleep and play with myself thinking of him in the shower.
Upon hearing this and seeing Niffty the others were disturbed by her sadistic and perverted nature. Niffty flings herself off of the stage but the others move out of the way and let her fall on the ground face first. Despite that Niffty seems to enjoy that.
Niffty: Yay! Pain!
Niffty giggling runs back onto the stage to jump off again.
Husk: You know what doppio? I take back what I said about you. SHE needs serious fucking help.
Niffty: (Sighs) Pain!
Charlie and Vaggie walk off to talk privately.
Charlie: I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should-
Vaggie: Honey you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out.
Angel appears behind them.
Angel Dust: If you're in the market for some ideas I've got just the thing for some "trust building'".
Vaggie: (sighs) What do you have in mind?
The scene changes to show a street in pentagram city. Alastra is walking down the street closely followed by Pentious's Egg Boiz who are her new minions.
Egg Boiz: Oh boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!
Alastra's eye twitches as she walks down the street a pained smile on her face. Then Y/N comes running down the street and stops next to Alastra to catch his breath.
Alastra: Oh my Y/N my dear where did you come from?
Y/N: Hotel. Running from a very hungry and very thirsty niffty. Was she always like that?
Alastra: From the moment I met her.
Y/N: (Breaths out) There's not many things that scare me but niffty.....dear god she's fucking terrifying.
Alastra laughs and walks with Y/N and the egg boiz. A shadowy person watches them from behind before appearing in front of the group revealing himself to be Zestial an overlord of hell.
Y/N: Woah who the hell is-
Zestial: Hark Alastra how fare thee this day?
Alastra makes a radio static sound effect looking slightly scared much to Y/N's shock.
Egg Boi: Who's that boss? Want me to rough him up for you?
Alastra: Follow in silence if you value your shell!
Y/N: Alastra who is this guy?
Alastra: A friend of mine just let me handle this my dear.....Greetings Zestial!
A demon comes out from an alleyway and sees Alastra and Zestial.
Demon: Oh holy shit!
Zestial: Ah the weather doth become this fine day.
A cowboy demon comes out of the backdoor after a fight and was about to go back in when he notices Zestial and panics before fleeing.
Alastra: Indeed looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!
A demon seeing Zestial pours gasoline over himself and sets himself on fire screaming.
Zestial: If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou? And who is thy gentleman with ye?
Alastra: This is Y/N my dearly beloved.
Y/N: Wassup man?
Zestial: Greetings to you too young one!
Zestial begins walking down the street with Alastra and Y/N as tons of demons spotted them and hide run or avoid them from getting in their way.
Zestial: It has been an age since thou hath graced us thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to... holy arms.
Alastra: (laughs) Oh I just took a well earned sabbatical nothing serious. Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes!
Zestial: (chuckles) There too hath been rumor of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. Tell me how does thou fall in such folly?
Alastra: (spins cane) That is for me to know. But please do guess, I'd love to know the theories!
Zestial: (chuckles) T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind Alastra. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm!
Alastra: Coming from someone as ancient as you I take that as quite the compliment!
Y/N: So by the sounds of it you've been in hell for quite some time zestial.
Zestial: Indeed and yet you have nought but have already slain an overlord.
Y/N: Oh please Vox was nothing me and king crimson won by a landslide.
Zestial: Such news brings joy to thee. I can for tell that thy shall become an overlord yet!
Y/N: Maybe zestial.......maybe.
Alastra Y/N Zestial and the Egg Boiz walk into an alleyway with a row of lifts. The security camera spots Zestial walking in view but Alastra's image glitches when the camera was on her. Zestial Y/N and Alastra gets into one elevator. The Egg Boiz attempt to follow but Alastra blocks them with her cane.
Alastra: No no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return.
The Egg Boiz salute and the lift begins its ascent.
Egg Boi: Oh look. Frank is up there.
He points to the lift where one Egg Boi is inside pounding on the glass.
Egg Boi: We have names?
The lift reaches the top of the building and opens where Alastra Zestial Y/N and Frank walk out. Frank watches as other Overlords come out of other lifts and go into another room Zeezi stepping over him due to her massive stature. Frank follows them in and stands near Alastra's seat. Y/N sat next to Alastra who held his hand. The overlord sitting next to Alastra turns to look at Frank and he waves. She smiles widely at him showing her pointed, knife-like teeth. Frank hides behind Alastra's chair as Carmilla Carmine walks to the head of the table.
Carmilla: Welcome hell sovereign overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together you own millions of souls Souls at risk with the new Extermination schedule. We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest.
Zestial takes his seat.
Carmilla: Zestial so good to see you, my friend.
Zestial: Enchanted as always, Carmilla.
Carmilla: (notices Alastra) Alastra?
Alastra: Yes I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!
Carmilla: ...Not really. But welcome back in any case.
Alastra narrows her eyes and looks offended in Carmilla's general direction.
Carmilla: And I see you've bought a human with you.
Carmilla looks at Y/N who had his feet kicked up.
Y/N: Mhmm names Y/N nice to ya Hermosa. (Beautiful)
Carmilla blushes taken back by Y/N's compliment.
Carmilla: (Blush) P-pleasure to meet you as well. I wasn't expecting such a bold compliment.
Y/N: I'm a man full of surprises.
Overlord: Wait I know you.....your that boy who defeated vox!
The overlords gasp while Y/N just shrugs.
Y/N: Yeah wasn't that difficult not after I used epitaph.
Zeezee: You do realise how big of a deal that is? Beating one of the vees? Beating an overlord is something not just anyone could do.
Y/N: Guess I'm made of sterner stuff.
Carmilla: (This boy is interesting. He shows up without warning and beats Vox to the floor? Just how powerful is he?) Anyway back to the topic at hand. This year's Extermination was brutal far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost. With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly I think it prudent we-
Carmilla is interrupted as Velvette opens the door and walks in on the phone.
Velvette: Yes I've got it handled Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought. (laughs) Yes I know. They're all a joke.(laughs) Thank you V. See you soon. Kisses darling.
Velvette hangs up and sits down at the opposite end to Carmilla.
Carmilla: Nice of you to join us Velvette. Will your... colleagues be joining?
Velvette: No they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent.
Velvette then notices Y/N and smirk.
Velvette: Well looks like this meeting won't be a total drag. Hey handsome remember me?
Y/N: Yeah your one of Vox's friends you were there when I humiliated him. How is that flat screened prick anyway?
Vox: Oh the usual. Running his biz and getting pissed off every time he sees you. You look sexy posed like that you know?
Y/N: Thanks your not too bad yourself. The dress suits ya. Really brings out ya curves.
Velvette: (Smirks) Well maybe after this you can come with me to my gaff and have a little fun. What do ya say?
Y/N: I say I'm down baby I'll show ya I'm both the king on the streets and the king in the sheets.
Velvette rubs her thighs together getting turned on and carmilla coughs getting everyone's attention while also looking jealous a expression that Alastra also shares.
Carmilla:....So as I was saying we need to discuss-
Carmilla stops talking as Velvette waves her hand in the air.
Carmilla Carmine: Yes?
Velvette: On the subject of discussion-
Velvette takes out the head of an Exorcist and throws it onto the table. The other overlords look at it and mutter to each other.
Zeezi: Holy shit!
Y/N: Jesus Christ!
Alastra: Oh! Tasty...
Carmilla: (narrows eyes) Where did you get this?
Velvette: We found it during Extermination day. If these Holy Rollers can be killed the game has changed. (stands on top of table) We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan--
Velvette stops talking and she and the other overlords look at Zestial, who is sipping his tea loudly and aggressively to drown out Velvette.
Y/N: He's so doing that on purpose.
Zestial: If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meagre proof thou art far more... foolish than I be thought.
Velvette: (scoffs) Meagre proof? It's a dead fucking exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind old man?
Zestial: We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing mightn't they purge all of hell for daring an uprising?
The other overlords mutter in agreement.
Y/N: Not to play devil's advocate but she's got a point.
Everyone gasps while velvette smiles. Even alastra was taken back.
Velvette: See he gets it!
Y/N: All we need to do is gather enough demon power and bring hell to heaven. And with my stand alone-
King crimson appears behind Y/N.
Y/N: I can easily kill over a hundred of them without breaking a sweat. And I know from experience that there are more stand users in hell. If we gain thier support then heaven will be facing an army of stand users knocking on their golden gates. They'll be wiped off the map after their done especially if I lead the charge.
Velvette: Exactly sweetheart exactly! This is our chance to give heaven a piece of our mind!
Carmilla: No that is insane I will not endanger all of hell with such a suicidal attack!
Velvette: Oh I get it. So Grandpa here is too pussy to fight so I guess there's no point, right? (gets up in Zestial's face) Oh what's the matter, Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for-
Right before she could continue, Carmilla starts to get into her face, expressing outrage while singing Respectless.
Carmilla: ♪ You better show some respect! Check your behavior! no one speaks to Zestial that way! ♪
♪ Did you expect us to sit back and take your insolent brazen display? ♪
Velvette: ♪ You got it twisted I'm not the one who needs a new attitude! ♪
♪ Maybe you missed it but I'm that #Bitch and I will do nothing less than what I please whoo! ♪
♪ I'm the backbone of the Vees ♪
♪ Mad that I acted respectless? Well it's cause no one could respect this! ♪
♪ Sorry group attendin'! Since when are Overlords too scared to fight? ♪
♪ You're long past trending! Sorry bae but I ain't swiping right! You've lost your relevance- ♪
Zestial: ♪ We can't act without more intelligence. ♪
Velvette: ♪ Ugh! No wonder I'm so respectless I could eat you lot for breakfast! ♪
Carmilla: ♪ You and the Vees are inane and uninformed! ♪
Smug wannabes who don't heed when you've been warned! ♪
Velvette: ♪ 'Oops!' Did I strike a nerve? ♪
♪ 'Cause when I brought out the angel's head couldn't help but observe that your wrinkled face was turning red! ♪
♪ And why are you avoiding war? That's what the guns you sell are for! Thanks to my being respectless, one thing I'm starting to suspect is you know why this angel's headless! Do you have a disclosure? ♪
Carmilla: ♪ This meeting's over! ♪
Both Carmine and Velvette glare at each other. The other overlords are all staring at Carmilla and Velvette. Alastra finally decides to break the silence.
Alastra: That was a productive meeting!
Y/N: Indeed.
Velvette: Hm. Fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! Kiss my arse! (Looks at Y/N) See ya later tonight gorgeous.
Y/N winks at velvette before she leaves the room.
Zeezi: (scoffs) What the hell? We literally just got here!
Odette: Mother?
The overlords all begin to get up and leave. All of them walk back towards the lift except for Carmilla Odette Clara and Zestial who walk towards another room. Alastra and Y/N notices this as she is walking towards the lifts.
Y/N: Huh where are they going?
Alastra: Hmm well that's interesting. (Points at frank) You little egg creature. I have a job for you.
Frank: Oh yes boss!
Alastra: Follow them!
Frank salutes and runs after the overlords who went into another room. Y/N receives a text from vaggie asking him to come to BDSM dungeon.
Y/N: What......the....fuck? Hey alastra gotta bounce vaggie needs me for something.
Alastra: Of course take care my dear.
Alastra kisses Y/N before he leaves leaving alastra in deep thought.
Alastra: (What Y/N said earlier has interested me....even with helping Morningstar with her redemption nonsense he's trying to egg on a war with heaven! Just what are you planning Y/N?)
The scene changes to Charlie Vaggie and Angel standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping noises comes in the background. Angel is looking satisfied with herself Charlie is looking incredibly shocked and Vaggie looks angry.
Vaggie: Angel! What the actual fuck?!
Angel Dust: No activity requires more trust than BDSM baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!
Angel points to a poster on the wall which does indeed read "No bond stronger than those formed through bondage".
Charlie: Angel love the enthusiasm. But....umm....uh..hmmm,
Vaggie: What makes you think anyone would be into this?
The camera pans to Husk and doppio who were getting massaged.
Husk: You know I..i don't hate this.
Doppio: Yeah this feels good real good.
Niffty who was near Husk and doppio is seen wearing a dominance outfit.
Niffty: I'm ready to punish some bad boys! (giggles)
Seeing Niffty and her outfit makes the two give up.
Husk:....Never mind I-I'm out!
Doppio: Yep me too!
A demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and starts giving her a massage. Other demons begin coming towards Charlie and rubbing themselves against her
Charlie: Okay hello there..Hi....Um. Hm....Hm
Y/N: Ayo she's my girl back off harlots!
Y/N swings open the door and the demons quickly scamper.
Vaggie: Thanks Y/N. Ugh I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here Angel. This is disgusting.
Y/N: Oh of course this was angels idea I'm not surprised.
Charlie: It's no big deal Vaggie. You know maybe I can just help uh-
Vaggie: No. I told you you could trust me and I'm not going to let you down. I just need to teach them, the way I was taught...
As she said this, Vaggie smiles with excitement when she has the perfect trust exercise for all of them.
Y/N: Why have I got a bad feeling about this?
The scene changes to the group standing on a rooftop with half destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise has taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background demons screaming and explosions booming.
Y/N: Never mind I can roll with this!
Charlie: THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!
On the ground demons are shooting each other brawling with weapons and one demon was on fire, screaming and running around while others are still enjoying the carnage.
Cowboy Demon: Yee haw!
Punk Demon: Let's go Baby!
Cowboy Demon: Bring it on, Bitch!
Back at the rooftop Vaggie makes a drill sergeant march.
Vaggie: There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up buttercups because today you boys become men!
There is a loud explosion in the background sending shockwaves that sways Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile. Vaggie advances on Pentious but then suddenly-
Y/N:
YOLOOOOOOOOOO!
Y/N runs and jumps over the edge eager to get in on the action.
Vaggie: THAT'S THE SPIRIT BABE. Now... you. (picks up Pentious)
Sir Pentious: Wait wait! I can't fight without my minions-
Vaggie: Are gonna survive together!
Vaggie throws Sir Pentious off the building before turning to Angel Dust
Vaggie: And you.
Angel Dust: D-don't you even think about it-
As part of their trust exercise and Angel's punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion Vaggie takes Angel up and throws her off of the roof.
Vaggie: Are gonna make this hotel work!
Niffty bounces next to Vaggie her arms raised with excitement and psychotically smiling with anticipation.
Niffty: My turn my turn!
Vaggie picks up Niffty as Husk and doppio go back into the inside of the building not wanting to get involved realizing how far this exercise has gone. Vaggie makes to throw Niffty but Charlie snatches her up before she can.
Charlie: Vaggie! No!
Vaggie: This is the only way they'll learn Charlie.
Charlie: No it's not. (puts down Niffty) There are other ways. It just takes time!
As Charlie talks to Vaggie Niffty looks back at Charlie asking to be lifted. When Charlie ignores her Niffty jumps off of the building herself. In the off-screen background, Pentious Y/N Angel and Niffty are being heard fighting against hordes of demons.
Y/N: (Off-screen) HELL YEAH I LIVE FOR THIS!
Vaggie: Time we don't have! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway?
Charlie: Vaggie-
Vaggie: I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you. I'm supposed to never fail you.
Angel Dust: (Off-screen) I blame you for this you crazy bitch!
King crimson: (Off-screen) AND THAT'S KILL NUMBER 69!
Y/N: (Off-screen) HELLA NICE!
Charlie: You didn't fail me. Vaggie you're not-you're not-
Vaggie: If I can't help you what's the point of me?
Charlie: (gasps) Vaggie don't say that! You do so much! It's-
Vaggie: I'm sorry. I'd...I'd like to be alone for a minute.
As Charlie walks to the other side of the rooftop an exhausted Angel comes out of the door carrying a battered but intact Sir Pentious, before she throws him onto the roof.
Angel Dust: Made it!
Charlie: (walks to door) Let's go home guys. Wait where's Y/N?
Sir pentious: Let's just say those two are getting really carried away.
Charlie: (Sigh) Whatever let's just go.
Angel Dust: Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!
As Angel pulls Sir Pentious back down the stairs Vaggie stays on the rooftop by herself looking at all the destroyed buildings around her.
The scene changes to show Carmilla Odette Clara and Zestial all in a room together with Frank spying on them from behind a pot plant. Carmilla mutters in Spanish as she pours herself a drink before beginning to down the bottle instead of the glass she poured for herself.
Zestial: Carmilla what troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee.
Carmilla: (sighs) It's nothing Zestial really.
Zestial: The felled angel... t'was by thy hand was it not?
Carmilla: Let's not talk about it.
Clara: Mom maybe he should know.
Carmilla: Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this.
Zestial lays his hand on her shoulder before singing in a soulful tone.
Zestial♪ What weighs on your soul old friend? I implore you to share the load! ♪
♪ If it was thou who slew the angel why not let your strength be known? ♪
Carmilla: ♪ I always thought... ♪
♪ That I would keep blood off my face. ♪
♪ But when that thing attacked I had to act to cross that line and keep them safe. ♪
♪ But if anyone knew then all of Hell would rise to war, and who's to say? ♪
a guitar begins playing as Carmilla's Voice raises.
Carmilla:♪ Who'd survive the fray? I might lose the ones that I'd been killing for! ♪
♪ So I I'll be your keeper! ♪
♪ Do whatever it takes I'll make the mistakes! ♪
Carmilla is also speaking to Zestial in the next line who seems surprised that Carmilla wants to keep him safe as well
Carmilla:♪ I'll keep you safe and keep this secret. ♪
The scene changes to Vaggie now at the foot of the hotel and beginning to climb up it
Vaggie: ♪ When I saw your face you made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place ♪
♪ And it felt so good to be understood! ♪
♪ But there's so much I wished that I could say ♪
♪ So I I'll be your armour ♪
♪ Do whatever it takes I'll make the mistakes ♪
♪ I'll spend my life being your partner ♪
♪ Carmilla: And I don't know what we might face ♪
♪ But I know I can't replace you ♪
♪ So I'll do anything to save you ♪
Vaggie: ♪ And I will try to make your dreams come true ♪
Both: Whatever we go through
♪ I know I ♪
Carmilla: ♪ I'll be your keeper ♪
Vaggie: ♪ I'll be your armour ♪
♪ Whatever it takes ♪
Carmilla: ♪ I'll make the mistakes ♪
Vaggie: ♪ I'll make the mistakes ♪
♪ Whatever it takes ♪
The scene changes to the Egg Boiz scavenging for weapons parts and garbage in a dumpster.
Egg Boiz: Ohhhh this one smells like fun (laughs) Oh I love garbage.
The elevator door rings and Alastra is waiting for the Egg Boi Frank to return after spying on Carmilla and Zestial. He's bout to join the others when Alastra stops him.
Alastra: So what did you hear?
Egg Boiz: First the old guy w-was all, "Y-you're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all , "♪ Whatever it takes ♪"
Alastra: And then what was the last thing?"
Egg Boiz: She killed the angel?
Alastra: Interesting. Lets keep this between us (Grins) Shall we?
Egg Boiz: (unfazed) You got it boss!
Frank salutes to Alastra.
But it wasn't just frank who listened in on carmilla's secret. Hiding under carmilla's balcony was junior the autonomous stand belonging to baby face and melone and he had heard everything.
Junior: (Laughs) Oh the boss is gonna love this!
Back at the inside of the hotel Charlie looks down after a disastrous trust exercise. Vaggie came on the balcony to see her.
Vaggie: (waves) Hey.
Charlie: (waves) Hey.
Vaggie: (sighs) I'm sorry I got so crazy today.
Charlie: (grabs Vaggie's hand) No no I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier but we'll figure it out together. I mean look what your exercise did for them.
The camera pans over to Angel Pentious and Niffty laughing amongst themselves after one crazy battle against the demons in a turf war. Y/N himself was soaked in demon blood having gotten a bit carried away
Angel Dust: (laughs) And then when that buff guy started beating the shit outta you!
Sir Pentious: (laughs) Yes and with the dismembered arm, (laughs) Yes that was... particularly unpleasant.
Niffty: (giggles) I liked that part
Husk: Well...hey at least you can take a beating like a champ. You did okay new kid.
Y/N: Yeah not too shabby snake boy not too shabby at all.
Sir Pentious:...Really? Oh well I suppose I did get into a little of the old, rough and tumble today. (Laughs) And uh thank you for pulling me out of there.
Everyone laughs with enjoyment, but Niffty slightly ruins the moment by continuously laughing manically causing the others to stop and witness her insanity.
Vaggie: Well how about that?
The front door opens and Alastra enters the hotel with the Egg Boiz minions tailing behind her. Vaggie notices them and calls out to Alastra.
Vaggie: Alastra. failed to get rid of the eggs I see.
Alastra: Yes well the little monsters prove to be rather useful.
At the end of the sentence Alastra glows with excitement over the new information she received about the overlords.
Vaggie: Why don't you give them back to Pentious?
Upon hearing this Pentious gets teary when Vaggie is allowing him to keep his minions.
Sir Pentious: Really?
Vaggie: Yeah. After today I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously no more weapons.
At the last part, with every word, the camera zooms with every sword sound at her narrowing eyes showing how serious Vaggie is about no more building weapons.
Pentious gets emotionally and slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz as Alastra walks away.
Sir Pentious: Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah it's so good to have you back. (drops the Egg Boiz) Now go clean my quarters this instant!
At his command, the Egg Boiz immediately scatters away as Charlie and Vaggie watched them leave.
Charlie: Maybe, things'll move fast than you think.
Vaggie: Yeah oh and Y/N?
Y/N: Yeah vaggie.
Vaggie: Get yourself changed you look like a mess.
Y/N: Oh right the whole blood thing.
At the end of the day Pentious is seen getting ready for bed in his room with his Egg Boiz in tow and pajamas.
Sir Pentious: Ah! How was your day with Alastra my minions?
Frank: It was awesome boss I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady an old guy and a dinosaur!
Sir Pentious: Mmm that's nice.
Frank: And the knife lady killed an angel! And I... was not supposed to talk about it.
Sir Pentious does not believe him at all
Sir Pentious: Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow but now is time for sleep. Good Night Eggies..
The Egg Boiz roll over to Sir Pentious and cuddle together as Frank yawns to sleep.
Outside of velvettes studio someone knocks on the door and velvette opens the door.
Velvette: Urgh it's ten in the night who the bloody hell is-
She stops when she sees Y/N leaning on the door.
Velvette: I mean...hello handsome!
Y/N: Hey remember when you said you and me could get down and dirty?
Velvette: Yeah course I....(gasp) You mean we could-
Y/N: Yep...I'm a man of my word.
Velvette grabs Y/N and drags him inside and leads him into her room and pin him to the bed.
Velvette: YOU.ME.FUCK.NOW.
Y/N: SAY.LESS.BABE.
The camera zooms in and the two strip naked then start to make out and-
Wait.....why has time
been erased?
King crimson: Oh you horny heretic.....you never learn your lesson.
Oh no.....
King crimson:
And with that king crimson breaks the camera once again and the episode ends.
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