The episode begins with Charlie pacing back and forth freaking out.

Charlie: Okay so the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal just a little setback nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half but who needs a whole year to save souls am I right?! And next time when they cut the time in half again and again we'll just handle it, right?!

Vaggie and Y/N grabs Charlie calming her down.

Vaggie: Yes we will.

Y/N: Yeah we can handle this Charlie just calm down.

Angel Dust: Oh please ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now...Ain't no silver lining this time toots.

Angel looks at her phone which showed threating messages to her.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Angel Dust: Well while you're looking the rest of hell's going nuts. (Shows phone) People are already freaking out about the news. Look at what's happening in the doomsday district.

She scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears and charlie gets closer to read it.

Charlie: Err what is a...Donkey Show?

Angel panics and retreats the phone back and Y/N shields her eyes.

Y/N: Nothing for your pure little mind to know about.

Angel Dust: Aah heh nothing. My boss Val is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said everyone's losing their shit.

Vaggie: Yeah that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Doppio: Which means they could turn to us!

Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all but you really gonna go out in all of this?

Charlie: Well it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep-

Suddenly a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fright and Y/N quickly shields Charlie and summons king crimson. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious and his zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his egg boiz scattering around.

Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstra. Come and face-

Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastra absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see her sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.

Sir Pentious: Oh there you are- face my wrath!

Alastra: Who are you?

Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!

Alastra dissolves into fog as she descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel Vaggie Charlie doppio and Y/N who are on the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.

Sir Pentious: Inventor architect of dessstruction villain extraordinaire!

Egg Bois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.

Y/N: Aren't you that bum who got his ass kicked by alastra?

Angel and alastra laugh at Y/N's remark.

Sir pentious: Ssssssilence!

Niffty appears on Alastra's right shoulder.

Niffty: Ooooooh he's a bad boy.

Alastra scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.

Alastra: Ha, well if all that's true you'd think I'd have heard of you.

Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.

Alastra cocks her head.

Sir Pentious: We've done battle like...20 times.

Alastra: Well you must have been really bad at this.

Y/N: Ohhhh you might need some cold water for that burn!

Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you the almighty vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.

Niffty reappears on Alastra's shoulder.

Niffty: Ooh! Wait...who are the Vees?

Alastra: Oh nobody important.

Cut to the vees's headquarters a large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tv's facing the window showing off a spy drone.

Ad: New Voxtek designer voyeur scopes. Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek trust us with your money!

Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then it cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.

Ad: This week's episode of "Yeah I fucked Your Sister so what?" is brought to you by Voxtek. Trust us with your entertainment!

Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism. His tv screen face had been fixed after his fight with Y/N but he had to replace his torn off arm with a silver metal arm.

Vox: Muhahaha now that's good television!

Suddenly his screen face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette a member of the Vees signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands his hand via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio her hair was now in a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.

Vox: Hello there Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?

Velvette: Oh cut the shit Vox. I need you up here now!

Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it.

Vox: Whatever could be the problem my dear?

Velvette: Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment while I'm trying to pull together a show and-

off-screen we see several workers running and screaming and objects being tossed as Valentino is heard cussing.

Valentino: (Off screen) FUCKING BITCH!

Velvette: Just get your arse here NOW!...Damn it Valentino!

The call ends and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up sighing fixing up his bowtie.

Vox: Oh god. Here I go Valentino just another fucking day with Val. Hey hey hey......Fuck my life.

Vox then walks up to a platform which rises up. Cut to an elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying "trust us!" before opening to reveal a frowning Vox in the same position sighing and then putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.

Reporter: Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?

Vox: My dear people! We at Voxtek enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now with this new oncoming threat we are shifting our focus to your protection. We are pleased to announce-

The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the Voxtek logo now gold and with angelic wings.

Vox: Voxtek angelic security is coming soon! Trust us with YOUR safety.

Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers.

Manager: Uh sir when did we begin working on angelic security?

Vox: Thirty seconds ago. (walks off) Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs.

He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.
Cut to Velvette's studio. The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her.

Velvette: Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!

As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her.

Vox: Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me where's our hot-headed friend now?

Velvette: Up in his room waiting for a flat faced prince to calm him down!

Vox: (sighs) And uh what's got him so out of sorts today?

Velvette: Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa get over here!

Melissa nervously runs onto the platform and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit by swiping her hand one after another until she spots the one she wants.

Velvette: No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. (gasp) Yes! That's the one.

Vox: Ahh looks like you have everything under control here.

Velvette: Of course I do! Fuck you! (flips the bird) Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!

Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox he sits up with fury in his eyes.

Valentino: Fucking FINALLY! (throws drink) Kitty! Another drink!

The Robo Fizzie next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and reappears with the drink.

Valentino: Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!

As he speaks he tosses the drink at Vox who moves away making the drink hit the door and shatters on the floor.

Vox: Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?

Valentino: (gets up) Fucking Angel Dust! (walks up to vox) Who the hell else would I be talking about?! That fucking SLUT walked out on me! ME! I fucking made her! Without me she's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.

Vox: Oh! Angel quit?

Valentino: NO! She didn't fucking quit! It's worse! She MOVED!!!

As he says that he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.

Valentino: She thinks she can just walk in here work and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?! (walks to the closet) She thinks she can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter!

Vox: Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter?

Valentino: YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler or I dunno- Something manish like that she's got this hotel and-

As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns drugs and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns a long revolver and a semi pistol.

Valentino: Which of these makes me look sexier?

Vox: Heh what are you doing Val? You're not going over there.

As he speaks his left eye changes to show his simmering anger but Valentino is busy loading his guns.

Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns her. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole I swear to god!

Before he finishes Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face clearly furious.

Vox: VAL!.....Hehe.Think about it.

Vox then walks Valentino towards the window taking away one of his guns and putting it in his pocket.

Vox: Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?

Valentino: Um.....fuck it up?

Vox: Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?

Valentino: No!

Vox: Exactly! And hey you still have her under contract. She isn't going anywhere! SO...you should...

Valentino: Do nothing?

Vox: Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the (pinches cheek) Big bucks.

Valentino: Ugh but I really wanted to shoot someone.

As he speaks Valentino gets a cigarette holder and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.

Vox: Well lemme call up the lowest earners this month.

Valentino: Ohh you know me too well.....Ya know....Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the devil's princesa.

Vox: Oh? Who else is there? Someone who owes you money?

Valentino: (Chuckles) Someone who owes us much more than money....the Radio Demon is there.

Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino two red lines appear on the left side of his lower lip.

Vox: What did you just say?

Valentino: You heard me but not just that.....I also heard that little human is there and him and the radio demon are REALLY close.

The whole room turns to video static as Vox's temper sores remembering Y/N and what he did to him.

Vox: Alastra...came back...and she is with Lucifer's daughter along with that HUMAN that embarrassed me on live television infront off ALL of hell and that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!

Valentino: Hey! killing Alastra and that human is your kink.

As he speaks he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen which is a recording from a Voxtek voyeur scope high in the sky. The scene from a drone point of view showing Alastra using her powers to attack Sir Pentious's zeppelin laughing maniacally as she hears Pentious screaming.

Sir Pentious: Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!

Charlie: Um... Alastra! I think he's had enough.

Angel Dust: Nah. He's got a few more hits in him.

Y/N: Just give her a few more moments.

Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastra face first on the ground. Alastra twirls her staff.

Alastra: Thanks for another forgettable experience.

An egg boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.

Sir Pentious: Thank you... for letting your guard down!

Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastra's suit.

Y/N: Oh he dead.

Sir Pentious: Aha! Yah! Oh shit...

Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastra's shadow transform in front of him and Alastra apparently makes an elk bugle. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappears from sight.

Y/N: OH HE DEAD DEAD!

Alastra: Well it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck chums.

Vaggie: Wait you're leaving?! Alastra! We need your help! We need you to do your job.

Angel Dust: We need a wall.

Alastra: Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!

With a snap of her fingers black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastra walks away.

Y/N: I've gotta dash as well guys need to grab some food I'm starved.

Angel dust: Awww you don't wanna eat me up?

Y/N: Another time angel another time.

Y/N walks of and the screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events leaning his face against the screen.

Valentino: See?! Look how she flirts with that guy and he's not even paying! What is that humans name? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox?.....VOX!

Vox was paying little attention as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastra and Y/N leaving his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.

Vox: Those FUCKERS are back!

Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him.

Valentino: Yeah! I thought she was gone for good too! Especially that human after that stunt he pulled.

Vox: It's been seven years!

Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek Vox clearly pissed to care.

Valentino: You still pissed that she almost beat you that time? Also it's only been a few weeks since that guy kicked your ass.

Vox: Uh FUCK YOU.

Valentino: Just saying.

Vox: Things have changed a lot since she left town!

Valentino: THAT'S for sure.

Vox: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now! And as for that human I gotta show him that I'm not some pushover who takes such humiliation lying down!

Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background. The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.

Vox: ♫ Welcome home! ♫

♫ I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! ♫

As Vox sangs electricity courses through his arm as he sits on his chair, and turns to face the numerous screens.

Vox: ♫ Say hello to a new status quo ♫

Vox presses a big red button and 4 cords latch themselves to the ports on the back of his head connecting himself to his TV networks.

Vox: ♫ Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn turn the TV on! ♫

Director: Camera speeds rolling in three, two...

Chorus: ♫ Wel-come to the show! ♫

Vox: ♫ Top of the hour and we're discussing two certain has-beens who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year and a few weeks absence. ♫

♫ Did anybody miss them? did anybody notice? ♫

♫ More on tonight's program. ♫

♫ So the radio demon and human are back in town! ♫

♫ Why are they hanging around? ♫

♫ What does that mean for your family? ♫

♫ Well handily I've got good news! ♫

♫ They're a loser a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile ♫

Vox & Chorus: ♫ But the two of them are a coward! ♫

Vox: ♫ You can take that as gospel. ♫

♫ Pulling my viewers? Impossible! ♫

♫ I'm visual they're barely audible! ♫

♫ Stop giving them the time of day! ♫

♫ Don't listen to a word they say. ♫

♫ I hope they had a nice vacay! ♫

Vox & Chorus: ♫ But they should have stayed away! ♫

Cut to Alastra who had just finished getting her coat tailored. She notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. She smiles and walks away with an idea. as Vox continues singing. Y/N also sees the broadcast and grins and picks up his phone and starts streaming on social media.

Vox: ♫ While they hid in radio we pivoted to video! Now they're medium is getting bloody rare! ♫

In a hallway in V Tower Vox jumps twirls and then pulls Valentino and Velvette towards him

♫ Hell's been better since they split ♫

♫ Where's they've been? ♫

♫ Who gives a shit?! ♫

Cuts to Alastra making her reappearance as she starts her radio broadcast from a radio station attached to the top corner of the Hazbin Hotel. Y/N also make his presence known by singing on social media and him and Alastra sing as duo.

Alastra: ♫ Salutations! ♫

Y/N: ♫Good to be back on the air. ♫

Alastra: ♫Yes I know it's been a while since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast. ♫

♫ Sinners rejoice! ♫

Vox: ♫ What a dated voice! ♫

Y/N: ♫ Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast. ♫

Vox: COME ON!

Alastra: ♫ Is Vox insecure pursuing allure? ♫

Y/N: ♫ Flitting between this fad and that. ♫

♫ Is nothing working? ♫

Vox: IGNORE THEY'RE CHIRPING!

Alastra: ♫ Every day he's got a new format! ♫

Vox: YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!

Vox: ♫ They're the shit that comes before that! ♫

Y/N: ♫ Is Vox as strong as he purports? ♫

Alastra: ♫ Or is it based on his support? ♫

Y/N: ♫ He'd be powerless without the other Vees! ♫

Vox: Oh PLEASE.

Velvette looks at the singing Y/N on her phone absolutely smitten.

Y/N: ♫ And here's the sugar on the cream. ♫

Alastra:♫ He asked ME to join this team! ♫

Vox: Hold on!

Y/N: ♫ She said no and now he's-

Y/N: ♫ Pissy! That's the tea. ♫

Alastra:♫pissy! That's the tea. ♫

As Alastra and Y/N continues with thier broadcast Vox gets so pissed that his screen face starts to glitch and crash as he gets angrier.

Vox: (Glitches.) ♫ You oold timey PRICKS! I'll show y-you suffering! ♫

Y/N: ♫ Uh oh the TV is buffering! ♫

Alastra: ♫ Uh oh the TV is buffering! ♫

Vox couldn't handle his anger causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.

Vox:♫ I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU-YOU LIT-T-LE-

Vox's screen face and voice overloads and crashes before Vox involuntarily lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in pentagram city causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin hotel.

Alastra: ♫ I'm afraid you've lost your signal. ♫

Y/N: ♫ I'm afraid you've lost your signal. ♫

the camera zooms in on the hotel, and then zooms into Alastra's radio station and then on Y/N's gangs hideout.

Alastra: ♫ Let's begin. ♫

Alastra slowly turns into her true demon form with every sentence and Y/N appearance changes into his diavolo persona.

Diavolo: ♫ I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! ♫

Alastra puts down her staff for the first time in the series and diavolo sits on his throne.

Alastra: ♫ Tune on in. ♫

Diavolo: ♫ When I'm done your status quo will know it's race is run! ♫

Alastra♫ Oh this will be fun! ♫

Diavolo: ♫ Oh this will be fun! ♫

Alastra and diavolo make one last evil laugh before Alastra cuts off Vox's signal throughout the city leaving the overlord dismayed that Alastra is still as popular and powerful as she was last time while diavolo orders his men to sabotage vox's business and kill off his best investors.

Vox: FUU-UU-UCK!

The scene cuts to the emergency meeting with Vox Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastra and Y/N as a Robo-Fizz Kitty pass out drinks to each of them.

Vox: We have a problem. Alastra and that human is getting close to little princess Morningstar so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRAT and that smiling freak! And we need to make sure that the human NEVER gains any power in hell!

Velvette: Well how exactly are we supposed to stop it? And personally I don't have a problem with the human.

Vox: (Deadpan) What?

Velvette: I find him hot got a problem with that?

Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.

Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.

Vox: Well maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?

Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.

Vox: We need someone who little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.

Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate with no direct ties to us?

Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?

Vox:....I think I have...JUST the one.

As Vox slowly turns around.his right hypnotic eye gleams with an sinister grin for a plan he has in stored.

Back at the hotel, Alastra's black and white demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch exhausted.

Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?

Vaggie: (Sighs) Not a single new recruit.

Doppio: Well can't say you didn't try.

Angel Dust:: Yeah well who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?

As Angel checks her phone Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door only to find Sir Pentious behind it holding his hat.

Sir Pentious: Why hello my dear-

Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. He falls when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture.

Sir Pentious: Wait! wait wait! I come in peace.

Vaggie: What are you doing here?

Charlie appears behind Vaggie.

Charlie: Vaggie what's the problem? (gasps) Oh! Hello again!

Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people people who want to be better?

Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grabs his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel.

Charlie: (gasps) You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-

Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie.

Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?

Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!

Angel Dust: (To Vaggie) Aren't you supposed to protect this place?

Charlie gives her puppy dog eyes, begging Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. Vaggie gives in.

Vaggie: (sighs) I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine or even with the war machine.

Charlie was so happy that she hugs Vaggie lifting her up in the process and twirling around once.

Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!

Y/N walks into view holding a wrapped bag of kebab meat.

Y/N: Hey guys I'm back! Sorry for taking so long I got lost on the way-

Y/N sees sir pentious and summons king crimson.

Y/N: Oh you got some nerve coming back here. King crimson fold this boy!

King crimson: Gladly!

Charlie: No wait!

Charlie steps infront of sir pentious and Y/N walks over to her confused.

Charlie: He's here to redeem himself not to cause trouble!

Y/N: What?! Hold up c-charlie your telling me to give this guy a chance after he attacked us earlier today?

Charlie: I know that sounds bad but trust me Y/N he can change we can help him.

Y/N: Charlie I trust you and all but there is no way on satans twat I'm trusting that slippery little-

Charlie:

Y/N: Oh fuck me fine you win.

Charlie: Thank you. (Kisses Y/N)

Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.

Sir Pentious: Thank you! You won't regret this.

Angel follows soon afterwards.

Angel Dust: Eh I give you a week tops.

Y/N: A day is all I'm giving him.

Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel introducing Husk to him the wall he blow up before it was fixed.

Charlie: So this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain and this is the new wall after you broke the last one heh and oh! Oh! This is the-

Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again.

Vaggie: Babe you don't have to show him every detail.

Charlie: Sorry I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!

Doppio and Y/N:

Angel Dust: Uh what the hell am I then?

Charlie: Well you're an important part of our family here Angel but you uhm uh...

Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad sexually harass the staff especially Y/N and have literally never once tried to improve?

Charlie: What she means is it's just nice to have someone interested for once.

Y/N: Bruh.

Doppio: Bruh.

As Charlie walks back to Sir Pentious Angel Dust looks downtrodden likely feeling sad about Vaggie's comments and Charlie's unintentional dismissal of her.

Niffty is seen playing playing with Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approach. Keekee hisses at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns to meet him.

Charlie: Over here we have our maid Niffty.

Niffty: (Gasps) The bad boy is back!

Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile which creeps out Sir Pentious.

Niffty: Never leave me again.

Charlie: We're about 80% sure she's harmless and over here we have- Oh! Uh Alastra! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe..

Alastra: Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!

Alastra's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him apart.

Alastra: I definitely remember you now.

Sir Pentious gulps nervously.

Charlie: Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong why don't you give it a try?

Sir Pentious: Yes..uhm.. Mrs uhm.. Radio Demon ma'am please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm..here.

As a token of apology Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tore from Alastra's coat. Alastra takes it and inspects the damage.

Alastra: Ah-ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me it must have meant quite a lot to you.

Despite being generous Alastra spontaneously combusts the fabric tear into green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.

The scene cuts to a group gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel.

Charlie: Now with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie (claps twice) I like to sing! (claps twice) and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing! (claps twice)

Sir Pentious: My name's Sir Pentious (claps twice) I like to build (claps twice) and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled! (claps twice)

Y/N: (Sigh) My name's Y/N (Clap clap) I like to fight (clap clap) and with king crimson we always do it right (clap clap)

Doppio: Uhmmm o-okay. My name's doppio (clap clap) And I.......tururururu!

Charlie: Uh oh.

Vaggie: Not again.

Doppio wanders off and picks up and egg boi and uses him as a phone.

Egg boi: Woah!

Doppio: Hello this is Doppio speaking......bro no way.....shawty's trifling?! She must be from dirty docks!

Egg boi: That's what I'm saying!

Sir pentious: Uhhh what is he-

Y/N: It's a problem of his we're trying to get it out of his system.

When it was Angel's turn she looked disinterested looking up from her phone.

Angel Dust: This is stupid.

Charlie: This-is not-stupid! (claps twice) It's just a game! (claps twice) Sir Pentious and Y/N did it well so now please try to do the same! (claps twice)

Angel Dust: I am too sober for this.

Vaggie: Well get used to it and learn how to play this is gonna be your whole day! (claps twice)

The next scene cuts to a act with Angel Dust wearing a trench coat and a hat as she reads a script. Sir Pentious is also acting as a innocent child wearing a sailor suit licking a comically large lollipop.

Angel Dust: Oh I'm a bad women on the streets who never got enough hugs now where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow who wrote this?

Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!

Angel Dust: "Hey you."

Sir Pentious: "Who me?"

Angel Dust: "Yeah you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Oh for fuck's sake.

Sir Pentious: "Not me! I have to go home and study!"

Angel Dust: "Come on kid it'll make you cool like me...the crackhead."

Sir Pentious: "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now if you'll excuse me i'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"

Charlie: (stands up and claps) Yes! Oh bravo bravo! (chuckles) wow Pentious! At this rate you'll be redeemed in no time.

Angel Dust: I... I'm going to bed.

As Angel heads back up to his room, she overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious. Looking back at them she looks sad. Y/N looks at angel and grows concerned.

Charlie: I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!

Sir Pentious: Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!

In Angel's room Fat Nuggets is asleep on her bed until Angel accidentally throws her coat on top of him.

Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat as he watches Angel lie down on her bed. Angel glumly looks at her phone and sees all her voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.

Valentino:

Angel baby come home! It's not the same without you here I miss you! Come back-

ANGEL YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-

Hey amorcito I didn't mean to yell but you know how crazy you make me-

YOU FUCKING SLUT!

Hey Angie! About earlier-

-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!

Work's really stressful!

-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

You actually think you can change?

red smoke appears from seemingly nowhere and circles around Angel until Val stops talking ending with the smoke clinging around his neck and chin like hands before fading away.

Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon baby.

Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to her.

Angel Dust: ...Sorry not now Fat Nuggets.

Angel hears a knock on her door and Y/N walks in.

Y/N: Hey angel.....are you alright? You look upset.

Angel dust: No Y/N.....I'm good just tired.

Y/N: You don't look okay also (Looks at fat nuggets) Who's this little fella?

Fat nuggets trots to Y/N who pets the little pig who squeals in delight.

Y/N: Didn't tell me you had a pet pig.

Angel dust: Yeah his name is fat nuggets one of the only few good things in my life....apart from you of course.

Y/N: Hmm yeah of course.

Y/N sits down next to angel.

Y/N: Angel.....listen I know that your not happy or ok no matter how many times you say you are. I'm not gonna force you to tell me your problems or what's bothering you. But just know this.....if you ever what help if you ever want someone to talk to...... I'll be right here for ya.

Y/N kisses angel on the cheek and then walks to the door.

Y/N: See ya round angel.

Y/N leaves and angel feels her cheek before shedding a tear. Angel gets up and leaves her room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar picks up a whole bottle and starts drinking alcohol. Out of the corner of her eye she notices something slithering away. She follows finding Charlie's office door opened and takes a peek inside. There she discovers Sir Pentious setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves a camera that belong to Vox. Angel realizes what he's been doing and slams the door open.

Angel Dust: You slippery little shit!

Sir Pentious: Ah!

Angel Dust: You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you.

Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug!

Angel sufficiently angered tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. She punches him in the face before wrestling with him.

Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!

Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to her and angel becomes momentarily hypnotized.

Angel Dust: Fuck!

Angel backs away but she quickly snaps out of it. She now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle with Y/N standing right behind them.

Charlie: (Yawns) What's going on?

Angel Dust: This little bitch is a traitor!

Sir Pentious: Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!

Sir Pentious hugs both girls.

Angel Dust: Uh huh then explain this!

Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera much to Charlie's shock.

Y/N: That camera belongs to vox!....YOU LITTLE FUCKING RAT!

Sir Pentious realizes that his cover is blown and scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.

Sir Pentious: Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!

Vox immediately picks up.

Vox: Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!

Sir Pentious: Please! You've got to get me out of here!

Vox: I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favour if they don't kill you go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!

Y/N charges into sir pentious and pins him to the wall he summons king crimson who lines up his shot.

Sir Pentious: [crying] I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it.

King crimson: With pleasure.

Y/N: DIE YOU PIECE OF CRAP!

Right before Y/N and king crimson can put him out of his misery Charlie stops them and starts singing "It Starts With Sorry"

Charlie: Wait! ...Pentious?

charlie extends her hand towards Pentious

♫ It starts with sorry that's your foot in the door. ♫

♫ One simple sorry spoken straight from your core. ♫

♫ The path to forgiveness is a twisting trail of hearts! ♫

♫ But sorry is where it starts! ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me? ♫

♫ I don't deserve your amnesty. ♫

Angel walks into fram with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind, holding her spear and Y/N with king crimson ready to tear pentious a new one.

Angel Dust Y/N and Vaggie: ♫ Can't we just kill him? ♫

♫ Shoot him and spill his blood? ♫

Charlie: ♫ That's an option you could choose. ♫

Angel Dust Y/N and Vaggie: ♫ Works for us. ♫

Charlie: ♫ But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry. ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ Sorry. ♫

Charlie: ♫ Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry! ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ I'm so sorry! ♫

Charlie: ♫ And your journey's underway! ♫

Charlie and Sir Pentious: ♫ It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins ♫

♫ But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry. ♫

As the song ends Niffty is seen standing in the hallway in her bedwear but is disappointed that Sir Pentious's song was bad, and that he is no longer a 'bad boy'.

Niffty: I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!

Niffty kicks him on his tail.

Niffty: Not a bad boy.

Then niffty grabs Y/N and drags him away.

Y/N: Woah wait niffty!?

Niffty:(Grins) Your the only bad boy for me your sleeping with me tonight!

Y/N: Guy?!.......(Off-screen) GUYS!

Charlie: (Happily sighs) Good first day! Let's get some rest!

Niffty: (Off-screen) I hope your ready to show me that big dick!

Y/N: (Off-screen) HELP ME OH MY GOD!

As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still left in the office Alastra appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a malevolent smile. She comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.

Vox: WHAT?!?

Vox pauses when he realizes that Alastra is the one calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastra laughs.

Alastra: You'll have to try harder than that next time ol pal!

Alastra crushes the watch with her bare hand as Vox incoherently rages at her as the watch becomes incapable of creating audio before Alastra retreats back into the darkness chuckling as the episode ends.