The episode begins with a depiction of the universe where heaven lies in the sky with its golden gates shining. Charlie tells a story of how the universe was created by beings called angels and as she speaks images shows the silhouette of her father Lucifer creating fireworks which is disapproved by the angels for his reckless behavior. The angels then created the Earth where they create the first humans Adam and Lilith. Lilith rejected Adam however and flees from the garden where she meets Lucifer and the two fell in love. They came to Eve Adam's new bride to offer her an apple from a tree to give humanity free will but the Earth was shattered by darkness that was unleashed by this one action. The angels banished Lucifer and Lilith from Heaven and Earth and into the depths of pit black and darkness realm now known as Hell. While Lucifer lost his will and spirit Lilith thrived and brought Hell to power leading the angels to start the yearly Extermination as population control for the overpopulated demons and sinners in an act of fear and paranoia.

Charlie: Once upon a time there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind but despite this Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the garden drawn in by her fierce independence Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride Eve who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse. For with this single act of disobedience evil finally found its way into the Earth. With it a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed Lucifer lost his will to dream but Lilith thrived empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs and as the numbers of Hell grew so did its power. Threatened by this Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year they would send down an army an extermination to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained and her dream was passed down to their precious daughter the princess of Hell.

Charlie finishes her story and looks out the window towards pentagram city.

Charlie: Don't worry mom..... I'll make you proud.

Charlie looks at the burning city when Y/N and vaggie walk in.

Vaggie: Charlie?

The key Charlie is holding transforms into KeeKee who scampers away and Charlie turns to the two in surprise.

Charlie: Aah! Oh shit. Did you hear all that?

Vaggie: Uh yeah we were right there.

Vaggie points her thumb to the doorway.

Y/N: Nice storytelling by the way.

Charlie: Sorry. I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps...

Vaggie: (Chuckles) Don't worry I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?

Charlie: I'm fine. Just...thinking, ya know? Family stuff.

Y/N: Thinking about your parents huh?

Charlie: Yeah.....

Vaggie: Did you hear from your mom?

Charlie shakes her head in the negative.

Vaggie: Oof...how long has it been now?

Charlie: Not that long only...seven....years off doing something important I'm sure! But this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something i care about.

Vaggie: Well, at least you're not alone.

Y/N: Me and vaggie will always have your back Charlie.

Charlie: I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work.

Vaggie: It will. I have faith in you.

Y/N: So do I. If there's one person who can rehabilitate the sinners of hell it's you.

KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Vaggie stands up.

Vaggie: Alright come on. Alastra says she has something to show us.

Y/N: Oh this aught to be good.

As Vaggie and Y/N leave a loud bell rings throughout the city and Charlie turns to the bell tower at heaven embassy. She looks on with sadness knowing that it's another year before the extermination comes again.

The scene turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastra caught their attention.

Alastra: Well hello there you wayward sinner! Do you like blood violence and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?

As the camera rolls scenes switches from the front of the Hazbin Hotel to Charlie on camera who waves.

Alastra: Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things such as somewhat functional staff and 24 hour pest control. Custom rooms and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our two desperate residents. Wow!

Angel dust comes into view along with Y/N who was holding angel by the waist ready to make out. He gestures the camera to shoo so he can bust it down sexual style with angel and the camera turns to the bartender Husk who was clearly drunk passing out on the ground as Niffty the hotel maid tries to stab and chase after a bug but ends up accidently stabbing Doppio in the leg making him scream and then to Angel dust and Y/N with a support beam falling close to KeeKee scaring the demon cat before running off and Angel Dust flipping Alastra off along with Y/N who has his shirt off.

Alastra: All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!

then the poor drawing of the hotel pops up before the commercial ends.

Alastra: So what do you think?

On the couch Charlie and Vaggie were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastra while Y/N stares at the t.v in disbelief and doppio was busy tending to his injured leg.

Y/N:.........wow.

Doppio: Ohhhh my leg.

Vaggie: I'm sorry what the fuck was that?

Charlie: Uh yeah one note Alastra I mean first off thank you so much for making this seriously amazing but um maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look um...

Y/N: Like a total cluster fuck?

Vaggie: Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.

Alastra: Funny. I was going for hilarious.

Vaggie: It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination which is the whole fucking point.

Charlie: Vaggie is right Alastra the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them.

Alastra: Well my dear I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show the PROPER medium to express oneself. But you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement so I had a little fun with it.

Vaggie: Oh fun? You had a little fun with it? (stands up) Well this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago you told us you would help "run" this hotel. Instead you're mocking us nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time.

Angel Dust raises her hand from the couch catching everyone's attention.

Vaggie: What?

Angel Dust: If you're filming a commercial can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?

Angel Dust takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at herself but Vaggie doesn't like it.

Vaggie: Angel you're a porn star.

Angel Dust: A famous porn star I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in. Especially if Y/N here gets in on the action.

Vaggie: AUTOMATIC NO!

Y/N: Sorry angel but I am NOT taking part in a porno okay? That's crossing the line.

Vaggie: We are not filming a porn as a commercial with you or Y/N in it.

Angel Dust: Why not? Sex sells don't it? I swear if you film me going at it with the crimson stud over here you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel.

Y/N puts his hands on his face and alastra walks behind angel mad at what she was suggesting.

Alastra: Ha ha.....NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

Charlie: Angel I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to um attract folks to the hotel but I really don't want to exploit you in that way.

Angel Dust: Oh please baby this body was made to be exploited. I got the arms I got the stamina i got the legs. I got the lung capacity.....Oh I got the legs. The gag reflex the holes the tits the whole package.

Charlie chuckles nervously until Charlie's phone rings from Lucifer.

Charlie: Hold that thought! I'll be right back.

Angel Dust: I could keep going all night baby.

While Angel drinks her beer Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call.

Charlie: Hello? Dad?

As Charlie take the phone call, the scene switches to Vaggie Angel Alastra and Y/N.

Angel Dust: Hey I have a question If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't she just make people stay here?

Y/N: Good question.

Alastra: Oh trust me-

Alastra smiles in a mischievously creepy look with dark magic.

Alastra: -I CAN.

Husk: Why do you think I'm here?

The camera moves to Husk at the bar.

Husk: You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if she wasn't forcing me?

As Husk cleans a bottle Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised.

Niffty: I like being forced.

Husk: Keep that to yourself Nif.

Angel Dust: What? You don't love being here with us whiskers?

Husk: Call me whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.

Angel Dust: Kinky. Come on keep talking dirty.

Vaggie: (Sighs) Angel let Husk do his job. And no we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to.

Y/N: This is a hotel not a dictatorship it's the hazbin hotel not the soviet block.

Angel Dust: I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell toots. That's kind of the end of the road ain't it?

Vaggie: Well maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible.

Angel Dust places a hand on Vaggie's shoulder giving her a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one.

Angel Dust: Hey whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive you know....aaand I get to be around my favourite fuck-buddy. Isn't that right Y/N?

Y/N: Mhmm damn straight.

The scene comes back to Charlie and after the phone call she seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her.

Charlie: Yeah I can totally yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?

Charlie hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement.

Charlie: Yes...YES!

Charlie giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie and Y/N in gibberish waving very franticly that freaks Vaggie out and confuses Y/N.

Charlie: Vaggie! Y/N Holy shit!

Vaggie: Ah! what?

Charlie waves at them to come to her for some exciting news.

Charlie: get over here!

Y/N and Vaggie sighs happily and comes to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background Vaggie and Y/N meet Charlie.

Vaggie: What's going on?

Y/N: Yeah babe what's got you so hyped?

Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement.

Charlie: My dad just called he said that the leader of the angel army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead.

Charlie hyperventilates and grabs Vaggie and Y/N to get up close. Vaggie however was confused since the angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year while Y/N was more concerned. Any business with heaven was sure to end horribly.

Y/N: Woah woah the leader of heavens army.....wants to see you?

Vaggie: Bu-but the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-

As Vaggie went on Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work and remains hopeful that she starts singing.

Charlie: ♫ I can do this! Somehow I know it! ♫

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

Vaggie: Charlie hold on...

Y/N: Let's takes all this one step at a time...

Charlie: ♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

♫ Not this once in a lifetime chance! ♫

Vaggie: It's just a meeting.

Y/N: And it may not even be about the yearly extermination!

Charlie: ♫To change their minds ♫

♫ And touch their hearts♫

♫ Or...whatever angels have! ♫

Vaggie: This could be bad...

Y/N: It could be a trap for all we know.

Charlie: ♫Cheer up Vaggie! cheer up Y/N! ♫

♫ This could be swell! ♫

♫Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell! ♫

Vaggie: Okay but just don't... sing to them.

Just before Vaggie could warn her Angel Dust Alastra doppio Niffty and Keekee were already at the window where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City, as Angel Dust turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle.

Doppio: Aaand she's gone.

Angel Dust: That bitch is halfway down the street!

Vaggie: Is she-

Angel Dust: Oh she's dancin'!

Vaggie: Ugh no..

Y/N: I'll go with her I don't trust those angels nothing good will come out of it.

Doppio: Be careful bro.

The scene cuts to Charlie making her way down the street oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continues to sing her song.

Charlie: ♫ There's a warm fuzzy feeling. ♫

♫ That wafts through the air. ♫

♫ Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare! ♫

Charlie comes to a a window of a sex dungeon where a hellhound is humping against an imp wearing a sadomasochism mask. They notice her and Charlie awkwardly flees before continuing to sing.

♫ It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre. ♫

♫ If you don't mind the smell...♫

Charlie accidentally steps on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into her nose. She cautiously avoids the corpse and presses on the street.

♫ It's a happy day in Hell! ♫

Charlie waves at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she catches his attention revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth.

Charlie:Hi mister!

Demon: Go fuck yourself!

One demon opens his window, revealing his apartment on fire.

Demon: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul ♫

Charlie: Hello!

Demon: ♫ And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! ♫

Charlie: Ah excuse me

Demon: ♫ Doing what is required we all have our role. ♫

Sinner: ♫ I'm not doing well! ♫

Demons: ♫ Another shitty day in Hell! ♫

Charlie climbs on the trunk of the destroyed car and faces the other direction.

Charlie: ♫ If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. ♫

♫ That any soul can change! ♫

From the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie comes into the watchtower as if she's calling out to her girlfriend while Y/N follows Charlie from a distance.

Vaggie: ♫ Those angels minds are hard to change. ♫

Charlie: ♫ Then they will know everyone can be redeemed. ♫

♫ From the evil to the strange! ♫

(Vaggie: ♫ They're bloodthirsty and deranged! ♫)

Charlie: ♫ I can hear all their stories. ♫

♫ The lost and displaced. ♫

♫ And I know that they're more of an acquired taste. ♫

♫ But! if I open the door and I give them a place. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell! ♫

A truck comes by and Charlie hitches a ride from behind so she can get around the city such as the porn studios and the Cannibal Town .

Charlie: ♫ From the porn studio. ♫

♫ Where the cinephiles go. ♫

♫ To watch award winning demon bukkake shows! ♫

♫ To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown cause- ♫

Charlie was shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating on.

Charlie: ♫ Holy shit! Ew my gosh! WHY?! ♫

♫ And I don't give a crow that his brain's got in my eye! ♫

♫ Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide! ♫

♫ I can do this I just know it! ♫

Sinner: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul. ♫

Charlie: ♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

Sinner: I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole.

Charlie: ♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

♫ To change their minds. ♫

Right in the moment a slug with a trenchcoat comes into picture exhibiting his nudist body in front of Charlie which creeps her out.

Trenchcoat Demon: ♫ And touch my parts! ♫

Charlie: Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna...

♫ Fulfill my destiny!♫

Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss bitch!

The demon turns around and sees Y/N right behind him cracking his knuckles.

Charlie: ♫ I can already tell! ♫

♫ Today is gonna bе a fucking happy day in Hell!♫

Charlie has gotten to right where she wants to be..the heaven embassy with the watchtower.

Y/N: Don't mind if I join you?

Y/N walks upto Charlie his right knuckle covered in slug blood.

Charlie: Oh Y/N! I wasn't expecting you to follow me.

Y/N: Just want to make sure that you'll be okay.

Charlie smiles and kisses Y/N then the two enter the embassy.

Charlie: Hello!

Y/N: Housekeeping!

The two walk through the door and finds the whole embassy deserted. They walk to the front desk to check in.

Charlie: Hello?....Creepy...

Y/N: What are the odds that this was just an elaborate prank by your father?

Charlie comes to the front desk with no one but a single bell. She taps the bell to ring it and at the instant a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her.

Charlie: Oh, okay...(signs it) Also creepy.

The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. Right then the twin doors slide open to show Charlie and Y/N the meeting room and they enters inside the dark room with no one around.

Charlie: Uh...hello? Is anyone here?

Y/N: Welp there ain't no one here! Ah well let's head back to the hotel and grab something to ea-

The lights suddenly switched on revealing two angels at the end of the room one being Lute an exorcist lieutenant and Adam the leader of heavens army.

Y/N: Nevermind.

Adam: Sup!

Charlie: Holy shit!

Charlie immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. She gets back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly. Y/N stays next to Charlie but keeps his guard up activating epitaph in case of an ambush.

Charlie: Hi I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you.

Adam: Yeah I know.

Charlie: (Points to Y/N) And this is Y/N my boyfriend.

Y/N: Hey.

Adam: Oh a human that's pretty cool! Don't see many of them nowadays.

Charlie: Okay well....It's nice to meet you.

Adam: Totally it's nice to meet you, too.

Adam reaches over to give Charlie a handshake and as she was about to shake his hand her hand slips right through revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched which freaks Charlie out and shocks Y/N.

Adam: Ha! I fucking got you. (looks at lute) Did you see that?

Lute nods while keeping her eyes solely on Y/N.

Adam: Ha good shit.

Y/N: (Oh great he's a fucking dick.)

Charlie: Uh...so wait. You aren't here?

Adam: No, you think I'd come down there? (laughs) No I mean I love the vibe totally I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore don't get me wrong. But it's such a bummer! man everything down there's just so eugh ya know? Ew.

Y/N: I mean it IS hell after all.

Adam: True that.

Charlie: Right...So I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-

Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment.

Adam: Hey hey hey hey slow down we've got time. How about we get to know each other a little hmm? How about lunch? You hungry? I got you.

Adam takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Charlie.

Adam: Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it.

Charlie: Uh...thanks.

Y/N: Charlie wait!

Charlie: What is it?

Y/N: Don't bother grabbing for a rib it's a hologram remember? He's just trying to prank you again.

Adam: Awww you no fun! Her reaction would have been priceless ya buzzkill!

Y/N: (For you maybe..)

The scene cuts back to the Hazbin hotel where the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at her. Vaggie's legs come into the camera before switching back to in person.

Vaggie: Okay so Charlie and Y/N are dealing with something very important so while they're gone we are making a new commercial. One that represents Charlie's vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera....Alastra?

Alastra snaps a finger to conjure up a camera for Vaggie however the camera is a folding type old camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time.

Vaggie: A video camera?

Alastra: Hmmm.

Despite her extreme distaste for modern technology Alastra adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps her finger again conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.

Vaggie: Alright! Let's do this!

The camera switched into the camera point of view recording the bar scene with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws with Angel Dust and doppio at the opposite counter. The camera whirrs back to get a better focus of the two.

Vaggie: And...Action!

Husk carefully reads the lines on his script bringing the script closer to read.

Husk: "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help with anything?"

Doppio: (Reads script) "Yes I really need your help. I want to redeem myself after the terrible things I did in my past life."

Angel Dust: "And i've been a bad girl and I need a big strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!"

Husk groans with displeasure and read the script again.

Husk: "Well you come-

Angel Dust: (moans) "Oh yes!"

Husk: "to the right place."

Vaggie has had it and stops recording.

Vaggie: Cut! Okay Angel I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk can you maybe not have a script in front of your face? You too doppio.

Husk: I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!

Doppio: Me neither I'm no actor.

Angel Dust: Well we could improv this shit baby cakes. (gets close to Husk's face) Rrawwr. (purrs seductively)

Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves her out of the counter painfully hard.

Husk: Whoops.

Husk grabs a bottle and drinks it.

Doppio: Oh now you've done it angel.

Vaggie: (Offscreen) Husk come on.

Cutting back to Charlie's meeting with Adam, she's looked bored, propping herself on her elbows while listening to Adam exaggerating boasting about him and his sex life. Y/N kept his eyes glued open and was on high alert. He looks at lute who had both a curious and stoic expression and was staring at Y/N. The camera then cuts to Adam.

Adam: So I was playing this gig and for some fucking reason this virtue chick was digging on the drummer and it's like do you know who I am? I'm fucking Adam. I'm the original dick!" All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick?

Lute shakes her head.

Adam: No way! I'm the Dick fucking master! So anyway, then we fucked and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend? (Looks at Y/N) And what about you how's your week been?

Y/N: Oh nothing too special just fought a guy who makes dagger tear out of your skin and kill you by getting too close to him nothing much. I won of course.

Y/N kept out the part of him becoming a crime boss for obvious reasons.

Adam: Woah that's fucking metal dude!

Charlie: Wait your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam that means you...Oh....

Charlie puts the pieces together realizing this is the reason why her mother left him making her wince.

Charlie: (whispers) That explains so much.

Adam: I know. I fucking rock.

Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam and gets to her subject of matter in hand.

Charlie: Well Adam sir. Mr. Adam sir.

Adam: Call me Dickmaster.

Y/N: That's sounds like a name some kid uses as a gamertag on his Xbox.

Charlie: Adam. You seem like a smart....well stand up guy.

Adam: (picks his teeth) Uh-huh.

Charlie: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker a revolutionary. A-A genius!

Y/N: (Looks at readers) Press D to doubt.

Adam: I mean your words babe.

Charlie: Who would really love to put his name on something.

Adam: Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!

Charlie: It's a solution to our biggest problem!

Adam: Oh herpes. Yeah that's a bitch.

Charlie: No! Our... other biggest problem.

Adam: Oh...uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah wait that's Earth's problem.

Charlie stares at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is. An expression that Y/N also shares.

Adam: Ummm...

Cut back to the hotel. Niffty tries to stab a bug. She tries to stab the bug but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times before Vaggie stops her

Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!

Vaggie: Alright Niffty. Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms" okay?

Niffty: Got it. I'm ready.

Vaggie turns the camera to Niffty.

Vaggie: Action!

Niffty:....................

Vaggie: Uhhhhh cut.

Niffty: (giggles) How was that?

Vaggie: Well Niffty you actually have to say the line so let's roll again.

Niffty: Ok!

Vaggie: Action!

Niffty:.......................

Angel Dust: (smirks) You're doing great Vagina.

Vaggie: Cut! Alright uhh maybe we can try to fix it in post.

Angel Dust: Do you even know what that means?

Vaggie: I'll figure it out!

The next scene cuts to a dark room with Vaggie sitting in front of a broken TV watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration before Alastra enters the room.

Alastra: Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there hmm?

Vaggie: Ugh este pendejo (this asshole) Why are you even here?

Alastra takes a seat on a couch next to her.

Alastra: For the entertainment.

Alastra's shadow slips out of her form before reappearing behind the couch making laughing gestures.

Alastra: I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and (shadow disappears) fail spectacularly like you are doing now. Good job!

Vaggie was getting ticked off by Alastra and her carefree insults, stands up and turns the camera toward her.

Vaggie: And here is Alastra the egocentric piece of shit that-

As Vaggie was viewing the camera scene up to Alastra's face the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out dropping the static camera on the floor.

Vaggie: UGH!

Alastra: I wouldn't try that my dear. (pointing her face) This face was made for radio.

As Alastra explains her pupils turn into the shape of radio dials and the scene goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal on Vaggie. She has had it with Alastra's insults and walks up to her.

Vaggie: That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel will it shitass?

As Vaggie returns to her chair Alastra approaches her.

Alastra: Fair enough. I'll tell you what let's make a deal.

Vaggie: Pfft you think I'm that stupid making a deal with a demon like you?

Alastra: Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again.

Vaggie had second thoughts of letting Alastra do the work for her.

Alastra: Or...Charlie and my beloved can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice.

Vaggie glances away for a brief moment before making her decision.

Vaggie: (Sighs) Fine.

Vaggie picks up the camera and gives it to Alastra which she evaporates it with a clap of her hand.

Alastra: Now then!

Alastra snaps her finger and transforms the hotel into a film set with the hotel staff into a 50s style film crew. Ink demons conjure up as additional background characters.

Vaggie: Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial.

Cut to Charlie looking exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity. Y/N could not believe that this guy is where all men including himself originated from.

Adam: When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like "Hey, I thought you wanted equality."

Charlie: NO! our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!

Y/N: FINALLY WE'RE GETTING TO THE REASON WHY WE'RE HERE THANK GOD!

Adam: Ohh well that's not a problem! We got that covered! (turns to Lute) Lute how many demons did you kill this year?

Lute: Got a good 275 this year sir.

Adam: 275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it.

Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump which she did.

Charlie: Uh no not awesome. Those are my people you know that right?

Adam: Oh yeah. That must suck for you! (laughs)

Charlie: But these are souls...Humans souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven.

Lute: They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation.

Charlie: You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes sure but everyone makes mistakes.

Lute: Angels don't make mistakes.

Charlie: You really think that.

Lute: I know that.

Adam: Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life.

Y/N: I'm sure miss Morningstar would agree.

Adam: What was that?

Y/N: Nothing.

As Lute comes around the table, the scene turns slightly darker with ominous red.

Lute: The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel to know how little you matter?

Y/N: Hey alright that's enough! Pack it in.

Lute: And tell me how is it that a human is here in hell and hasn't been transformed into one of your kind?

Y/N: Heh well-

Y/N summons king crimson making Adams eyes almost pop out from his sockets. Lute freezes seeing the menacing stand and slowly backs off.

King crimson: I guess we're special.

Adam: (No way.....I thought only that priest back in heaven had one of those.)......Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it.

Charlie: Oh fuck!

Charlie rushes to present her plan as fast as she could.

Charlie: Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes.

Charlie coughs as she starts making a fast-talk which is close to singing as she gets all ofer stuff out in the table to show them what she means.

Charlie: ♫ I know Hell's population is out of control. ♫

♫ It's a bad situation. ♫

♫ It's taking a toll. ♫

♫ If we rehab these Sinners. ♫

♫ And cleanse all their souls. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel-♫

Charlie rambles through the stacks of paper to get something.

Charlie: Wait I'm getting ahead of myself!

♫ Right! Extermination! ♫

♫ I know you guys fly down. ♫

♫ Just to kill once a year. ♫

♫ And it must be annoying. ♫

♫ To schlep all the way here. ♫

♫ If they join you in Heaven. ♫

♫ That trip disappears! ♫

♫ You can wave that chore farewell. ♫

♫ It'll be a happy day-♫

Adam: ♫ Let me stop you right there. ♫

Charlie: Oh

Y/N: Again?

Adam: ♫ Save us all precious time. ♫

Charlie: Okay...

Adam: ♫ If what you're suggesting. ♫

♫ Is letting them climb. ♫

♫ Up the ladder. ♫

♫Oh they'd rather cross the pearly Gates? ♫

Charlie: Well uh-

Adam: ♫ Sorry sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates! ♫

♫ 'Cause Hell is forever. ♫

♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫

♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫

♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫

♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫

♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫

♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫

Charlie: Okay, but-

Adam: ♫ Just try to chillax, babe. ♫

♫You're wasting your breath. ♫

Charlie: Hehe...

Y/N: I don't like where this is going.

Adam: ♫ Did I hear you imply. ♫

♫ That they don't deserve death?

♫ Are they Winners? ♫

♫ Are they Sinners? ♫

♫ 'Cause it's cut and dry. ♫

Charlie: Well actually if you take a look-

Adam: ♫ Fair is fair an eye for an eye! ♫

♫ And when all's said and done (Said and done) ♫

♫ There's the question of fun (Fun) ♫

♫ And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. ♫

♫ Extermination is entertainment! ♫

♫ Bow-now-now-nownow ♫

Y/N: That's just fucked up.

Adam: Guitar solo fuck yeah!

♫ Oh da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow. ♫

Charlie gets up after being knocked down by Adam Y/N runs over to Charlie and helps her up.

Charlie: Ugh...

Adam: ♫ Hell is forever. ♫

♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫

♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫

Four golden mirages of Exorcists appears, surrounding Charlie and Y/N from all sides.

Charlie: Where the Hell did you people come from?!

Y/N: You all better back the fuck up.

Adam: ♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫

♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫

♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫

♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫

♫ Fuckin' Hell's forever. ♫

♫ And it's meant to suck a lot. ♫

♫ So give up your dumb endeavor. ♫

♫ 'Cause you don't have a shot! ♫

Charlie gets so angry that she turns into her demon form, making growling noise as she burns her papers and Y/N summons king crimson who's ready to tussle.

Adam: ♫ Long as I've got your attention. ♫

♫ I guess I should probably mention. ♫

♫ That we made the determination. ♫

♫ To move up the next Extermination! ♫

Charlie: What?!

Y/N: I beg your fucking pardon!?

Adam: ♫ Can't wait a whole year. ♫

♫ To slaughter those little cunts. ♫

♫ I know it's just been a week. ♫

♫ But we'll be back in six months! ♫

Despite being a hologram, Adam grabs Charlie and Y/N and throws them right out of the door.

Charlie: Um wait you-you- Ugh shit!

Before Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. Defeated, Charlie slams a fist on the door before the scene cuts to black.

Charlie and Y/N return to the hotel. Vaggie runs to them and hugs em.

Vaggie: Charlie! How did it go did they listen?

Charlie: Oh they sure did hear it.

Y/N: It was an absolute fucking disaster and now heavens going to-

Vaggie: Oh come here we have something exciting to show you two.

Vaggie leads the two to her group.

Vaggie: Alastra pulled some strings and it's about to air.

Alastra: I pulled a few limbs too hahaha

Charlie: Wait the commercial? You all made a new one?

Angel Dust: Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself.

Charlie: That's... that's amazing.

Y/N: Well at least we have something positive to end the day.

Angel Dust: Sshh! It's starting.

Vaggie: (On TV)!Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel -

The TV cuts to the News report

The group except Alastra and Niffty get annoyed and angrily complain.

Doppio: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

Y/N: Of course.

Katie Killjoy: Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means Tom?

Tom Trench: No what does that mean Katie?

Katie Killjoy: It means we're all royally fucked!

Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days till the next extermination.

Angel dust: Wait what? Why?!

A drone scours an area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse.

Lute: We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!

Adam: No no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry when we come back there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again.

Lute: Sir I also regret to inform you that this isn't the only exorcist that's been killed as of recently.

Adam: What they killed another one!?

Lute: Yes sir but this case is different....it's worse. The perpetrators sent us this video.

Lute plays a video showing a cowering exorcist being look down upon by cioccolata. There was also someone else present but the camera was too low to see his face.

???: So this is an exorcist? This cowardly little pawn is responsible for thousands of deaths per year? I expected more.

Exorcist: Do you realise what the fuck your doing!? My friends will bring hell upon you all!

????: Good. I'm counting on it and your death will serve as the ultimate provocation. (Turns to cioccolata) Kill him and make sure it's nice and slow.

Cioccolata: (Grins maniacally) It would be my up most pleasure.

The mysterious figure walks out of sight.

Cioccolata: Okay Secco are you sure that's cameras running?

Secco: (Off-screen) Uh huh it's on right now ready whenever you are!

Cioccolata: Excellent! Now my dear little angel (Pulls out scalpel) On a pain scale of 1 to 10 how much does this hurt!?

The camera zooms in on Adams face as a ear piercing scream rings out followed by the sounds of flesh being torn apart and whimpering. Adam smashes the projector unable to watch anymore of the footage.

Adam: Oh I don't know who these fuckers think they are but they're gonna regret crossing me!

Adam stomps off while lute was deep in  thought.

Lute: (I don't know why but the mysterious mans voice sounds familiar to me. Like I heard it before but when and from who?)

Inside of passione's hideout all members of the organizations apart from cioccolata and Secco were freaking out about the extermination.

Risotto: I can't believe this shit how could we not see this coming?!

Prosciutto: Damn those exorcists bending the rules whenever they like!

Pesci: Oh what do we do? We can barely survive one attack per year but now we gonna have to deal with two!?

Illusio: Urgh this is not what we need right now!

Melone: We're still trying to get back on our feet dammit.

Ghiaccio: Grhhhh those bastards really piss me off!

Formaggio: This is bad this is really really bad!

????: No my dear formaggio its actually quite the opposite.

Everyone stops and looks at a dark corner of the room where Y/N walks out of the darkness taking up his diavolo persona.

Melone: Boss with all due respect two exterminations per year is not a good thing for most people.

Diavolo: For most people yes but not to those who work in the shadows like us.

Pesci: Huh what do you mean boss?

Diavolo walks up to a makeshift throne and sits on it.

Diavolo: Think my men think. The exorcists will be too busy eradicating any demon they see to look for those who hide underground and keep their head down. After the exterminations have passed hell will be left in ruin and many of its overlords royal families and criminal gangs will be wiped out leaving quite the power gap. We will then swoop in take the lost territory with ease increasing our power and sphere of influence all the while remaining hidden to overlords and angels alike.

Formaggio: Ohhh.....oh shit yeah your right!

Melone: So all we do is wait for heaven to do it's thing making our job a breeze.

Illusio: Haha that's smart now I see why we keep our head down.

Diavolo: Exactly and all it took to hasten our goal was for me to order to torture and execution of one exorcist.

Ghiaccio: Oh (Looks at cioccolata) So that's why you were so calm about all this.

Prosciutto: Because the boss ordered you to kill that thing didn't he?

Cioccolata: Indeed my friends and I couldn't have done it without my reliable cameraman here.

Secco: Hehehe yeah that's right. By all means me cioccolata and the boss caused the second extermination!

Risotto: So what now?

Diavolo: Patience risotto rome wasn't built within a day. It will take some time for our empire to grow so for now we stay hidden and manipulate events from the underground. And when heaven and hell clash and the seven rings fall into anarchy-

Diavolo relaxes on his chair and the camera zooms in on his face which was covered by shadows.

Diavolo: (Smirks) We shall thrive.....in the chaos that is to come