The episode starts off with Charlie singing I'm always chasing rainbows.

Charlie: ♫ At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness. ♫

A human is shown falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.

Charlie: ♫And to find it how often I've tried. ♫

Charlie is seen being told off by her father.

Charlie: ♫ But my life is a race. Just a wild goose chase. ♫

Camera pans over to where a figure was pointing at which shows Hell being circled by angels.

Charlie: ♫ And my dreams have all been denied. Why have I always been a failure? ♫

A shadow of Lucifer looms over a disappointed Charlie as demonic arms and tentacles cover the screen.

Charlie: ♫ What can the reason be? I wonder if the world's to blame. ♫

The earth rotates as many eyes surround it.

Charlie: ♫ I wonder if it could be me. ♫

Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as the camera focuses on the middle exorcist's face and halo.

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. Watching clouds drifting by. ♫

The scene fades in on graffiti and signs that says Fuck You Heaven punishment and your Days Are Numbered can be seen scattered throughout hell.

Charlie: ♫ My schemes are just like all my dreams. Ending in the sky. ♫

Charlie heads towards the hotel's balcony and releases fireworks signalling to the rest of hell that the extermination has ended.

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows look and find the sunshine. ♫

Demons are seen checking the area to see if it was safe.

Charlie: ♫ I always look and find the rain. ♫

An overlord opens the blinds to her room revealing the display of fireworks. The camera then focuses on a four eyed overlord and on Lucifer himself who was hiding in the shadows in the same room as her.

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows make a winning sometime. ♫

At The Porn Studios Velvette takes a selfie with Vox whereas Valentino is not amused when he gets a text from his employee.

Charlie: ♫ I never even make a gain. Believe me. ♫

Two demons check to see if Franklin is still alive and proceed to head offscreen as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce onto her dead body. Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business.

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. ♫

A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open.

Charlie: (Crying) ♫ Waiting to find a little bluebird....In vain. ♫

Charlie looks back at The Clock Tower as it resets the timer for the next yearly cleanse and walks away with tears in her eyes.

The camera shows that a sinner has fallen into hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still alive.

Demon: Ahhh! H-huh?.....i-im alive? Hah I'm alive-

He then gets run over by a taxi driven by Travis which Angel Dust walks out of.

Travis: Heh thanks for the fun time hot stuff!

Angel Dust: Yeah, yeah listen keep this discreet you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offering my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab ya got it?

Travis: Pfft! Whatever you say slut! Muhehehehehehe!

Angel Dust: Ouch ooh such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi shnuckums!

Travis: Pack a......puh...

Travis angrily drives off Angel looks behind her to see a vending machine for her namesake drugs. She goes for the angel dust and just as she gets a hold of it a random demon runs by and steals her drugs.

Demon: Yoink!

Angel Dust:Hey!

Feathered Demon: Up yours drag show-

Before the demon had any chance to react Y/N appears out of nowhere and snaps the demons neck and snatches the drugs. He then walks over to Angel dust and gives her drugs back.

Y/N: I believe these are yours.

Angel dust: Why thank you handsome! For getting my drugs back from the nasty demon maybe I could....."repay" you?

Y/N grinned and slapped Angel dusts ass earning a moan from the pornstar.

Y/N: Later maybe but I gotta help Charlie in promoting the hotel.
Your our only client right now so try not to do anything that could drag the hotel's name in the mud alright?

Angel dust: Nothing stupid got it!

Y/N: (Smirks) Good girl.

Y/N strokes Angel dusts face and walks over.

Angel dust: Fuck I love it when he's flirty.

A boulder lands next to Angel dust crushing the demons corpse. The camera pans up showing a passing warship being piloted by Sir pentious who was accompanied by the egg bois.

Sir Pentious: Ahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision the power of my machines are unmatched! No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!

Egg Boi 23: Gee that was pretty swell, boss!

Egg Boi 666: Yeah!

Egg Boi: You really showed them what for! I liked when you shot them with your ray gun!

Egg Boi 23: I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun!

Sir Pentious: At this rate I will seize control of the entire west side of The pentagram by day's end and nothing not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my constrictive grasp!

An egg boi suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey into Sir Pent's face and sir pentious proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside.

Egg Boi: Oh boy!

Sir Pentious: Hell will be mine and everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-

Sir Pentious is interrupted by a scream coming from offscreen surprising him and the egg bois.

????: EDGELORD!

Sir: Pentious: Pardon?! Who said that?! What did you just say to me you fried chicken fetuses?! Hissss Speak up!

Egg Bois: That wasn't us mr Bossman.

A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through the ship window. It then lands right between sir pentious and two Egg Bois and blows up leaving red smoke behind. As the smoke clears up the owner of the scream is revealed to be Cherri Bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand.

Cherri Bomb: You looking for a fight old man?! Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I smash it?!

A large pipe falls on top of an already dead egg boi crushing him as Sir Pentious and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage.

Cherri Bomb:......More!

Sir Pentious: Oh you wanna go missy?! Well I'm happy to oblige ahahah!

Sir Pentious is then backed up by his henchmen of egg bois.

The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast led by Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench.

Katie Killjoy: Good afternoon I'm Katie Killjoy.

Tom Trench: And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at pentagram city today as a turf war is raging on the west side!

An image of Sir Pentious trying to be hip followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird is shown.

Tom Trench: Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!

Katie Killjoy: That's right Tom! After the recent extermination many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!

A live clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.

Tom Trench: Those two seem to be really going at it huh?

Katie Killjoy: Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!

Tom Trench: (Looks at cherri) And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! Hoohoo!

Katie Killjoy: Haha you are a limp dick jackass Tom! Or should I say-

Katie pours scalding hot coffee onto Tom's crotch.

Katie: No dick?

Tom Trench: Ugh...not again!

The screen shows a picture of Charlie as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background.

Katie Killjoy: Coming up next we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!.....(Looks at tom) Suck it up you little bi-

The news cast cuts off and goes on a commercial break.

The camera pans out from a nearby screen focusing on Charlie vaggie and Y/N.

Y/N: Tom that poor bastard. No man deserves to have hot coffee spilled onto thier dick......no man.

Vaggie: (exhales) Okay you remember what to say?

Charlie: (inhales) Yes let's do this!

Vaggie: Just look at me and I'll mouth it to you.

Charlie: Come on Vaggie! I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know.....make things sound more exciting! (Gasps) Hooo what if I si-

Vaggie:Sing a song about it?

Charlie: You knew I was gonna say that!

Vaggie: Because I know you but please don't sing. This is serious!

Y/N: Singing about our business will make it seem like we don't take our passion seriously. Be BOLD be SERIOUS! Show them you mean business!

Charlie: But you two know that I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through a song!

Charlie stands on the table where Razzle and Dazzle are happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.

Vaggie: But life isn't a musical hon.

Y/N: She's right there's some things you need to handle professionally! Not evreyone will be swayed by singing.

Charlie: Fine but I have these other ideas of what to say!

Charlie starts bouncing as she shows Vaggie and Y/N a piece of paper.

Charlie: The highlighted bits are the best part!

Vaggie: Uh it's all highlighted.....is this a drawing...?

Y/N: And are those.......unicorns?

Charlie: Yes that's the happy ending see?! Everyone smiling and happy in heaven!

Y/N: (Looks at vaggie) This girl's thinking we're living in a fairy tale.

Vaggie: I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And do not sing!

Charlie: Okay fiiiine..I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!

Y/N: That's what I like to hear. Don't worry about being booed off by some stingy demon if that happens-

King crimson appears next to Charlie and puts his hand around his shoulder.

King crimson: Let me deal with it.

Charlie smiles at king crimson and walks over to Katie Killjoy.

Vaggie: How did you get that thing to talk anyway?

Y/N: It's because king crimson isn't talking I am. I trained with him and learnt how to speak through him consider him as the embodiment for my personality.

Vaggie: Oh great now there's two of you.

King crimson: Oh stop it you love us really!

Charlie: Hiii I'm Charlie!

Charlie puts out her arm for a handshake.

Katie Killjoy: Katie Killjoy. I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. And you can put that away.

She gestures to Charlie's hand.

Katie Killjoy: I don't touch the gays. I have standards!

Y/N: (What the fuck did she just say?!)

Charlie: Yeah? How's uh...how's that working out for you?

Katie Killjoy: Look my time is money. So I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment.

A billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled It's dahm good can be seen in the background.

Katie Killjoy: You might be some royal big shot but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux wearing demon princess wants to advertise.

Tom can be seen shaking his head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to Charlie. Vaggie holds Y/N back who had a red aura surrounding him.

Y/N: Oh I'm going to kill this hoe.

Vaggie: Y/N calm the hell down!

Charlie: But I-

Katie Killjoy: So don't get cute with me honey or I will fucking bury you!

News Staff: And we're live!

Killjoy rushes back to her desk holding papers while cracking her neck.

Katie Killjoy: Welcome back! So Charlotte!

Charlie: It's...Charlie.

Charlie smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way

Katie Killjoy: Whatever...Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!

Charlie: Well....as most of you know I was born here in hell and growing up I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.

Killjoy spots a slug and stabs it with her pen the slug's blood bursts all over Charlie's face.

Charlie: Hell is my home and..you are my people. We...we just went through another extermination.

Vaggie and Y/N are seen giving Charlie two thumbs up as Killjoy quickly starts to lose interest.

Charlie: We lost so many souls and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So I've been thinking Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through...redemption? Well i think yes! So that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen I'm opening the first of its kind a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!

The broadcast is being shown at the radio shack which many other demons are also watching by the streets and everywhere else in hell.

Charlie: You know? Because hotels are for people passing through.....temporarily...

Lizard Demon: Ahahaha! Ii this girl for real?! She thinks...You hear what she thinks?! She thi....HAHA! Ah she's nuts.

Charlie: I think it'll serve a purpose...a place to work toward redemption.....yay...!

The scene cuts back to the demons watching her broadcast from the radio shack. A mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching such as crymini and a handful of others.

Cameraman Demon: Stupid bitch.

Vaggie punches the demon in the face followed by Y/N who shatters his jaw.

Charlie:Look every single one of you has something good deep down inside. I know you do!...Maybe I'm not getting through to you.

Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted that Charlie's about to sing and that she may need their back up vocals.

Vaggie: (facepalms) Oh no...

Y/N: So much for not singing.

Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie Razzle and Dazzle start performing on. Meanwhile, back at the radio shack Alastra and her shadow can be seen tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.

Charlie starts to sing inside of evrey demon is a rainbow.

Charlie: ♫ I have a dream I'm here to tell! About a wonderful fantastic new hotel! Yes it's one-of-a-kind! Right here in hell catering to a specific clientele! ♫

Razzle and Dazzle: ♫ Oooh ooh ooh~ ♫

Killjoy is in shock as Trench looks around confused.

Charlie: ♫ Inside of every demon is a rainbow Inside every sinner is a shiny smile. Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac is a jolly, happy cupcake-loving child.

Charlie hands a cupcake to a masked demon and pats his head.

Charlie: ♫ We can turn them round They'll be Heaven-bound! With just a little time, down at The Happy Hotel!♫

The camera pans to the audience where Vaggie stands with a disappointed expression and Y/N who justs sighed.

Charlie: ♫ So all you junkies and weirdos creepers fuck-ups crooks and zeroes and down fallen superheroes help is here!♫ All of you cretins sluts and losers sexual deviants and boozers and prescription drug abusers need not fear forever again! We'll cure your sin we'll make you well you'll feel so swell! Right here in hell at the Happy Hotel! ♫

Charile enters her full demon form for a few moments and Razzle continues to aggressively play the piano.

Charlie: ♫ There'll be no more fire and no more screams. Just puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreams! and puffy wuffy clouds you're gonna be like wow! Once you check in with meee!

Vaggie is seen with both her hands covering her face and king crimson was making a hand motion to the cameraman to end the broadcast.

Charlie: ♫ So all your cartoon porn addictions vegan rants psychic predictions ancient roman crucifixions end right here! All you monsters thieves and crazies cannibals and crying babies frothing mouths that's full of rabies filled with cheer! You'll be complete It'll be so neat! Our service can't be beat. You'll be on easy street yes life will be sweet at the happy hoteeel ♫

Charlie turns into her demon form and whirls happily in flames as she jumps up revealing a land made of candies and sweets behind her

Charlie: Yeah!

Charlie ends the song rather exhausted as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief.

Top Hat Demon: Wow!...That was shit!

Everyone in the audience including Killjoy and Trench begin to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested and Y/N was on the verge of loosing it.

Blue Flame Demon: Booooo!

Katie Killjoy: What in the nine circles makes you think a single denizen of hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just...because?!

Charlie: Well we have a patron already who believes in our cause and she's shown incredible progress!

Katie Killjoy: Oh and who might that be?

Charlie: Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!

Tom Trench: The porn star?

Katie Killjoy: You fucking would Tom! In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube!

Charlie: Oh, I beg to differ! She's been behaved clean and out of trouble for two weeks now.

News Staff: Breaking News!

Killjoy shoves Charlie off her desk.

Katie Killjoy: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.

The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat and Y/N looks at the news with his jaw wide open and eyes twitching.

Charlie: Oh...shit.

Angel Dust: I'm a bad person!

Y/N:

Katie Killjoy: Oh shit indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than porn actor Angel Dust! What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid right now.

Killjoy and Trench proceed to laugh at Charlie.

Killjoy and Trench: Ratings!

Charlie: D-Don't look at this!

Katie Killjoy: Well it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. Tell us how does it feel to be a total failure?

Charlie: Yeah well...How does it feel that I got your pen huh?!...Bitch!

Everybody instantly stops laughing while Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench give her the death stare.

Charlie: Ehehe...Oops.

Tom Trench runs off set.

Tom Trench: It's time to diiiip!

Killjoy's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Charlie from the shadows. But she gets punched to the other side of the room by king crimson who cracks his knuckles.

Katie Killjoy: W-who just-

Katie looks over to Y/N and king crimson who were sharing the same grin.

Y/N: Oh I'm gonna enjoy shutting you up you arrogant bitch.

Purplish red smoke transitions into Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fighting the egg bois.

Cherri Bomb: Heyyy thanks for the back up angel!

Angel Dust: Hahaha you kidding!? This is the best action I've seen in ages!

Cherri Bomb: Where've you been anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.

Angel Dust: Oh I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town some broads are letting me stay rent free if I play nice. Also there's this handsome human living there too! He's a monster under the sheets I can tell you that!

They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them then grin at each other as they jump into the field.

Angel Dust: You know no fights no pranks no problematic language....her words not mine.

Angel dust steps on a broken tile launching an egg boi and shoots him from behind as she sighs again.

Angel dust: Apart from Y/N these crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!

Cherri Bomb: Ho-ly shit!

Angel Dust: Well sorta clean. Just clean as you can get from a shitload of bolivian marching powder!

Angel dust gets chained and thrown aside by Sir Pentious.

Angel Dust: Ohh Harder daddy!

Sir Pentious: (gasp) Daughter?!

Angel lowers her eyebrow as Cherri kicks Sir Pentious to the side.

Sir Pentious: Grr you whores have no classss! In war the side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!

Cherri Bomb: Or the side that ain't dead!

Angel Dust: Speaking of style is your hat like alive or something?

Sir Pentious: Oh well that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS now is it?

Angel Dust: Hah would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?

A sign that says loser can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an egg boi acknowledges the roast.

Egg Boi: Oooooh!

Sir Pentious:I'm going to blow you to bitssss!

Angel Dust: Hm kinky! But sorry hun Y/N's more my type.

Sir Pentious: Oh not like that pervert!

Angel notices an egg boi with a tentacle launcher which causes her to push Cherri to the side out of fear and Angel gets tangled up in all the tentacles.

Sir Pentious: Not so cocky now are we?!

Angel Dust: You know you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole-

Her limbs gets pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts

Angel Dust: TIME!

Angel reveals her third pair of arms which was carrying a gun and open fires at Sir Pentious.

Angel dust: And it's obvious ya ain't catching on I mean it's just sad!

Cherri Bomb: So think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?

Angel Dust: Eh what's one little brawl gonna cause?

The camera pans back to king crimson who slamming Katie's face into the ground over and over again while the set was on fire and Tom was running around on fire.

King crimson: You know what? this shit's really relaxing! Why didn't I beat the shit out of a self entitled whore sooner?

Tom Trench: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!

The camera pans back to cherry bomb and Angel Dust.

Cherri Bomb: Glad you haven't changed! You know you're my favorite gal to party with!

Angel Dust: You know it sugar tits!

Cherri Bomb: You ready to finish this?

Angel Dust: Born ready baby!

Angel and Cherri pounce onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash Y/N and king crimson were still beating the shit out of Katie while Trench was still on fire screaming in agony. The camera shows all the characters present screaming as the scene turns silent.

The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie can be seen hugging her knees and looking out the window while Vaggie sits next to her glaring furiously at Angel Dust and Y/N who was cleaning his bloodied knuckles.

Charlie: (sighs)

Vaggie glares at Angel until she took notice.

Angel Dust:......What?

Vaggie: What?.......WHAT?! What were you doing!?

Angel Dust: (sighs) I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Helping friends with stuff?

Vaggie: Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!

Angel Dust: Eh you win some you lose a few hundred Ehahahahah! (Inhales) It wasn't that bad anyway.

Angel dust plays with the window roller but Vaggie throws a folded pocket knife at the window roller.

Angel Dust: Aw come on! I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!

Vaggie: Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!

Angel Dust: No no no babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look...uh sad and pathetic! Like an orphan...with no arms...or legs...Oh with progeria! Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! Does This thing have any liquor?

Vaggie: Can you please just try to take this seriously?

Angel Dust:Fine I'll try Just don't get your taco in a twist baby!

Vaggie: Was that you trying to be racist?!

Angel Dust: i mean if it pisses you off..Is there seriously no liquor in here?!

Vaggie: I'm gonna kill her.

Angel Dust: Too late toots. Wait would that make me double dead? Hah and where exactly do I go? To double hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry you're stuck with me bitch. Get used to it.

Vaggie: Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-!)

Angel Dust: Listen who cares if some jack offs got hurt? Most of em are ugly freaks. Look around! You got a bunch a fucking Harlequin babies down here!

Vaggie: You're one to talk.

Angel Dust: Hey! This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!

Angel Takes letter from in between her chest floof and reveals it to Vaggie that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man who ironically has a no angel dust tattoo smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying show me your feet!! Bryrin #1 Fan/Critic".

Angel dust: Y/N couldn't resist me neither we fucked last night to be precise.

Vaggie: (Looks at Y/N) You.....what!?

Y/N: No one needed to know that Angel....

Angel Dust: They didn't but I need some way to make em jealous.

Charlie: That was really uncool you know Angel.

Vaggie: Uncool? After that train wreck there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! All thanks to (points at angel dust) you and your selfish bullshit!

Angel Dust: Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?

Vaggie: What do you think?

Angel Dust: Ah well shucks.

Vaggie: And don't think I'll let you off the hook Y/N!

Y/N: Huh?! The fuck did I do!?

Vaggie: Oh I don't know attacking the news reporter putting her in a cast for the next 4 weeks!

Y/N: Oh come on don't act like she didn't piss you off I saw you scowl at her! That skank had it coming!

Charlie: Hey come on guys we don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax Vaggie i-it'll be okay!

Vaggie smiles at Charlie and The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens revealing a very old and dirty establishment.

Vaggie: Ugh!

Y/N: Home sweet home.

Angel Dust: Eh it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. You know to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahahahaha...eh... ah...

Angel dust tries to comfort charlie but she walks away. Charlie exits the hotel and tries to contact her mother.

Charlie: (sighs) Hey mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy...Really busy...But um the interview didn't go well and...I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference (Cries) I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice mom. I...I think dad was right about me...Ahah oof eh anyway...I'll stop talking before this gets long. Love you bye...

Charlie walks back in and leans by the door.

Y/N: Feeling down huh?

Charlie looks at Y/N and sadly nods.

Charlie: Yeah I feel horrible.

Y/N: Listen I'm sorry for making a scene at the interview I shouldn't have let my anger-

Charlie: It wasn't your fault Y/N she got on my nerves too. Your not to blame but I........I just......(Crying) I just feel so hopeless.

Y/N wraps Charlie into a hug and tries to calm her.

Y/N: Heyyyy come on Charlie there's no need to cry. You know I don't like seeing my favorite cheerful princess so down in the dumps.

Charlie: I.....I know but I just can't help it! I can't get the hotel on its feet I'm hopeless. Maybe dad was right maybe I am a worthless-

Y/N: Don't you dare finish that sentence Charlie. Your anything BUT worthless.

Charlie: (Sniff) I-i'm......not?

Y/N: No you just need to give it some time. You were just like me before I got king crimson. I barely got by and I felt like I fucked up at evreything I did. But when I got king crimson my life got 10 times better I felt like I had the whole world at my fingertips. I got my golden opportunity and you will get that same opportunity......you just got to have the strength to seize it and the patience to wait for it.

Charlie looks at Y/N and smiles and buries her head into his chest.

Y/N: Feeling better now?

Charlie: Yes......thank you Y/N.

Y/N: Hey don't mention it and no matter what happens I've got your back I'll do whatever it takes to get this place on the map.

Vaggie peaks from the courner watching Y/N comfort her girlfriend. Her opinion on the boy slowly began to change she thought he would be like the other boys that she's dealt with but his kindness seemed genuine so maybe she could trust him......maybe....

The touching moment is ruined when someone knocks on the door. Charlie looks at Y/N before slowly going towards the door. Charlie opens the door and is greeted by Alastra.

Alastra: Hel-

Charlie immediately slams the door on Alastra. Charlie waits a few seconds before opening the door again and Alastra was still standing there.

Alastra:lo!

Charlie slams the door once more

Charlie: Hey Vaggie?

Vaggie: Whaaaat?

Charlie: The radio demon is at the door!

Vaggie: What?!

Y/N: The radio......demon?

Angel Dust: uh...who?

Charlie: What should I do?!

Vaggie: Uh well....Don't let her in!

Charlie decides to disregard Vaggie's advice and opens the door for Alastra.

Alastra: May I speak now?

Charlie: You may...

Alastra: Alastra! Pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart! Quite a pleasure!

Alastra lets herself in and Y/N summons king crimson as a precaution.

Alastra: Excuse my sudden visit but I saw your fiasco on a picture show and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha sooo many orphans...

Vaggie holds a harpoon towards Alastra and points it at her.

Vaggie: Stop right there cabrón hijo de perra (bastard son of a bitch)! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here you pompous talkshow shitlord!

Alastra: Dear if I wanted to hurt anyone here...

I would've done so already...

The screen distorts as Charlie and Vaggie stare at her in fear but Y/N teleports infront of them and squares up to the radio demon with king crimson standing behind him.

Y/N: Good luck with that pal because if you want to harm them-

King crimson: You'd have to get past us first!

Alastra: Then it's a good thing I'm here to help my handsome little human.

Y/N: Handsome?!

Charlie: Say what now?

Alastra: Help hahaha hello? Is this thing on? (Taps mic) Testing testing!

Alastra's Mic: Well I heard you loud and clear!

Charlie: Um you want to help? With...?

Alastra:This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it.

Charlie: Buuut...why?

Alastra: Hahaha why does anyone do anything? Sheer absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane lacking focus aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!

Charlie: Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?

Alastra: Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear...reality! True passion! After all the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.

Y/N: If that's the case I'm the most entertaining son of a bitch in all of hell!

Charlie: So does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?

Alastra: Hahahahaha of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption oh the non-existent humanity! No no no no I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!

Alastra looks over to Vaggie who is offended and Angel who just shrugs then to Y/N and winks who winks back much to the radio demons delight.

Alastra: The chance given was the life they lived before the punishment is this! There is no undoing what is done!

Charlie: So then why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?

Alastra: Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!

Charlie: Riiiight.

Alastra: Yes indeedy! I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I?

Angel Dust: Uh so...uh what's the deal with smiles over there?

Vaggie: Wait you've never heard of her before? You've been here longer than me!

Angel Dust: (shrugs)

Y/N: I'm still new here so care to update me?

Vaggie: The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings hell has ever seen?

Angel Dust: (shrugs) Eh not big on politics.

Vaggie: Ugh! Decades ago Alastra manifested in hell-

The scene changes to a visual presentation of Vaggie's story of Alastra.

Vaggie: seemingly overnight she began to topple overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then she broadcast her carnage all throughout hell just so everyone could witness her ability. Sinners started calling her "The Radio Demon" many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled her to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure she's an unpredictable source of danger a wicked spirit of mystery and a violent monster of chaos the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!

Angel Dust: Ya done? She looks like a strawberry pimp.

Vaggie: Well i don't trust her!

Angel Dust: To be fair you don't trust many people especially men.....hmmm apart from Y/N of course.

Y/N: Besides if she does try anything me and king crimson can wipe the floor with her.

Vaggie: ARE YOU INSANE?! EVEN WITH KING CRIMSON YOU WOULDN'T LAST A SECOND AGAINST HER!

King crimson: You say that like you know what we're capable of when in reality you've only seen a small portion of my real strength.

Vaggie: Charlie listen to me you can't believe this creep! She isn't just a happy face! She's a deal maker pure evil! She can't be redeemed....And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!

Charlie: I... (sighs) we don't know that! Look I know she's bad and I know she probably doesn't wanna change but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!

Alastra inspects a portrait of the royal family.

Charlie: To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!

Vaggie: Charlie whatever you do do not make a deal with her!

Alastra makes a gesture with her hand seemingly focusing on Vaggie.

Charlie: Don't worry I picked up one thing from my dad! "You don't take shit from other demons!"

Charlie off to where Alastra is.

Charlie: Okay so Al You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke.

As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastra which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastra.

Charlie: But I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no.....tricks or voodoo strings attached.

Alastra: So it's a deal then?

As Alastra rolls her eyes at that last statement she twirls her mic staff and presents her hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.

Charlie: Nope no shaking no deals! I... hmm...As princess of hell and heir to the throne I uh hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire.

A howling wolf can be heard in the background as Charlie looks over to Vaggie for approval.

Y/N: Where did that wolf come from?

Charlie: Sound fair?

Alastra: Hmm...Fair enough!

Charlie: (sighs) Cool beans.

Alastra: Hmm hm hmm hmm...

She continues to hum while looking around as she stops in front of Vaggie.

Alastra: Smile my dear! You know you're never fully dressed without one So where is your hotel staff?

Charlie: Uh well-

The camera pans to Vaggie and Y/N. Y/N does a peace sign while vaggie stares at alastra.

Alastra: Ohohoho you're going to need more than that! (Looks at Angel Dust) And what can you do my effeminate fellow?

Angel Dust: I can lick your pussy.

Mic feedback can be heard in the background as Alastra tries to process what she was just offered.

Alastra: HAH! No.

Angel Dust: (scoffs) Your loss.....more for Y/N.

Angel dust looks at Y/N with a hungry look in her eyes.

Alastra: Well this just won't do! I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.

At the snap of her finger a new fireplace replaced the hotel's worn down one as she approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot which then opens its eye and stares at the four behind her.

Alastra: This little darling is Niffty!

Niffty: Hi I'm Niffty It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! why are you all women? Are there any men here?! (Looks at Y/N) Wow a male human! That's amazing! I wonder how strong he is....Oooh man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Oh my gosh! This is awful! Nope nope nope nope!

Niffty spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin.

Niffty: Nope!

The five stare at Niffty as a voice coming from an unknown cat demon can be heard nearby.

????: Hah! Read em and weep boys! Full Ho-

The unknown demon is then teleported infront of the five.

????: tel?....What the fuck is this?

The figure looks around and spots Alastra

????: You!

Alastra: Ah Husker my good friend! Glad you could make it!

Husk: Don't you Husker me you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!

Alastra: Good to see you too!

Husk: What the hell do you want with me this time...?

Alastra: My friend I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!

Husk: Are you shitting me?!

Alastra: Hmm...No I don't think so!

Husk: You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!

Alastra: Maybe!

Husk: I ain't doing no fucking charity job.

Alastra: Well I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment!

Alastra gestures towards the bar she made out of her magic.

Alastra: With your charming smile and welcoming energy this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend I can make this more welcoming!...If you wish.

Alastra makes a bottle of cheap booze appear out of nowhere.

Husk: What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!

Husker grabs the booze and looks at it.

Husker:...Well you can!

Vaggie: Hey hey hey hey hey! No no bar no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth...brothel...man cave!

Angel dust launches herself from offscreen and into vaggie.

Angel Dust: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We-

She points to the bar with all her fingers.

Angel dust: are keeping this!

Y/N: I'm with her on this if there's anything that attracts depressed demons going through a midlife crisis it's alcohol!

Vaggie: Your just saying that so you can get drunk later on aren't you?

Y/N: Eeeeyup!

Charlie: Oh my gosh! Welcome to the happy hotel! You are going to love it here!

Husk: I lost the ability to love years ago.

Alastra: So whaddaya think?

Charlie: This is amazing!

Vaggie: it's... okay.

Alastra: Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!

She then lets go of Vaggie and summons a fireball launching it to the hotel ceiling just so she could distract Charlie fast enough for her to shove Vaggie offscreen. She dresses herself in a dress and matching top hat and sings.

Alastra: ♫ You have a dream! You wish to tell! And it's just laughable but hey kid what the hell? ♫

The background behind Charlie changes to neon colored lights featuring two apples and a skull.

Alastra: ♫ Cause you're one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle! Now let's give these burning fools a place to dwell! Take it boys! ♫

Shadow demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Vaggie tries to talk to Charlie who is having too much fun. Alastra pulls her in with her and the others as her shadow demons surround them and grabs Y/N aswell pulling him into the dance.

Shadow Demons: Boo!

Alastra: ♫ Haha! Inside of every demon is a lost cause! But we'll dress 'em up for now with just a smile! ♫

Alastra slaps Y/N's ass and Y/N smiles starting to enjoy the newfound company.

Shadow Demons: ♫ With a smile! ♫

Alastra: ♫ And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair! And show these simpletons some proper class and style! ♫

Shadow Demons: ♫ Class and style! ♫

Alastra: ♫ Oh here below the ground I'm sure your plan is sound! They'll spend a little time, down at this hazbin ho-

The hotel door explodes knocking Niffty offscreen as Charlie Alastra Angel Dust Y/N and Vaggie look outside and saw Sir Pentious's war ship.

Sir Pentious: Hah! Well well well look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again Alastra!

Alastra: Do I know you?

Sir Pentious:Oh.....y-yes you do! And this time I have the element of suprise! Ahaha I'm so evil!

With a snap of a finger an otherwordly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it destroying Sir Pentious's ship while he is inside. Alastra can then be seen finishing it off as she clenches her fist with a few drops of blood dripping off her hand. Evreyone looks at alastra who was grinning menacingly in shock and horror.

Alastra:.....Well i'm starved! Who wants some jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact it nearly killed her! Hahaha you could say the kick was right out of hell! Ohoho I'm on a roll Yes sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now...

Alastra uses her magic one last time to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".

Alastra:....Stay tuned....Hahaha...!

The screne changes and Sir Pentious is revealed to have survived the beating served by Alastra along with one of his egg bois.

Egg Boi 23: Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?

Sir Pentious collapses of exhaustion and the episode ends.