Hello Rosie!
The episode begins with Vaggie Doppio Alastra Angel Dust Sir pentious and Husk all sitting in the hotel's lounge.
Niffty: So like where are your wings?
Vaggie: Niffty I don't have-
Vaggie's sentence is cut off by Angel Dust.
Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings just like her lack of tits?
Doppio: Yeah it's a bit sensitive don't ya think?
Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt
Niffty: Yeah where are your tits?
Vaggie: (Sighs) Any other questions?
Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?
Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just-
Angel Dust: Liars?
Vaggie:...difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.
Husk: Yeah well her best is turning out real well so far.
Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?
Sir pentious: And where is Y/N? I haven't sssseen him all day!
Doppio: He messaged me saying he was going out for a few hours. Saying he was calming his mind after the whole clusterfuck with heaven.
Husk: Oh so he just dips after fucking with heaven? Yeah that ain't suspicious. Not after what vaggie said about that clip some priest showed him.
Vaggie: Charlie's upstairs. Coming up with something I'm sure in our room.....Alone.
Alastra: Hmmmmm.
Alastra vanishes into black smoke.
The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying. While Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with tissues. Alastra reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.
Alastra: Oh Charlie you look an absolute mess.
Charlie: Ugh go away Alastra.
Alastra sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers.
Alastra: Now now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of heaven and dooming everyone you love?
Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke asshole.
Charlie wraps herself under the covers only for Alastra to appear laying beside her.
Alastra: Who's joking?
Charlie got scared and jumps out of the bed.
Alastra: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.
Charlie: Ugh I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?
Alastra repositions herself on her stomach and begins kicking her legs in the air.
Charlie: They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain.
I'm just as bad as the cruelest overlord in hell and maybe worse.
Charlie stands and paces back and forth.
Charlie: At least they don't go around giving false hope.
Alastra: Well I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you.
Charlie: Oh fuck you Alastra.
Alastra adjusts herself now laying on her side
Charlie: All you do is stand there,l smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much.
Alastra stands up wraps her fingers on Charlie's shoulder while chuckling
Alastor: Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath. (Grabs Charlie's face) A smile is a valuable tool my dear. It inspires your friends keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way you're the one in control.
Charlie: But I'm not.
Charlie starts walking towards her bedroom window
Charlie: I'm the farthest thing from in control. The person I trust most has been lying to me for years. heaven refuses to listen and now Y/N has gone all distance ever since he saw that video. That man who got the exorcist killed.......It couldn't be Y/N could it? I refuse to believe it I refuse!
Charlie thuds both fists against the window.
Charlie: Even if they did, I can't prove the hotel works. Adam Has an invincible exorcist Army pointed right at my doorstep and there's nothing I can do about any of it!
Alastra:......I know something you don't knooooooow.
Charlie: Huh?
Alastra walks over and grabs Charlie's arms.
Alastra: Those big scary angels are not quite as indestructible as they seem.
Alastra let's go of Charlie and walks away.
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Alastra: Just that you and your little band of misfits might stand more of a chance than you think.
Charlie: (desperately) How? I'll do anything.
Alastra: Anything? Then...let's make a deal.
Charlie: You...You want my soul?
Alastra: Your soul? Heavens no. All I need from you is one itty bitty favor. What's a favor between friends?
Charlie: I won't hurt anyone for you.
Alastra: Who's asking! One favor at a time of my choosing where you harm no one. In return I tell you what I know. Do we have a deal?
Razzle and Dazzle both growl as Charlie puts her hands down to stop them.
Charlie: Deal.
Ominous music plays as both Charlie and Alastra shake hands resulting in a green demon aura flash throughout the room.
Inside of passione HQ the gang were finishing up decorating the place so it felt more at home. Every member had their personal quarters and a games room was fitted in featuring a pool table a bar a pocker table a lounge with a massive large screen T.V and a brothel (Which was heavily recommended by melone to no one's suprise) a vault was also placed containing the gangs ill-gotten gains which was ONLY accessable to diavolo himself. The hideout had become an underground for passione's finest. The syndicate has grown to over a thousand stand-less members all eager to prove themselves and get a piece of the high life pie.
Le squadra were all relaxing by the pool table having a drink and telling a few jokes.
Prosciutto: Then I told him" Do I sound swedish to you idiota? (Dumbass) I'm Italian!"
Formaggio illusio and pesci laugh at prosciutto's joke.
Formaggio: Haha ohhhh shit. Who the hell confuses swedish for Italian? Fucking dumbass.
Pesci: Yeah I know right? Then we killed him didn't we bro?
Prosciutto: Your damn right we did his head was worth 10'000 lira alone. Haaaah good times.
Cioccolata: Yeah that's almost as funny as the time I made an old man commit suicide by jumping off a building landing infront of his family hahahaha!
No one apart from Secco laughed at cioccolata's so called "joke".
Cioccolata: Why aren't you all laughing? This is good comedy!
Melone: Yeah to you and your fucked up sense of humour maybe.
Risotto: That's just disturbing cioccolata. Really disturbing.
Ghiaccio: I pity your therapist.
Just then Y/N barges through the door not even bothering to take up his diavolo identity. He stomped to his throne and sat down rubbing his head stressed out. This quickly gathered the attention of his henchmen who rush over to see what's wrong.
Y/N: Damn priest he nearly ruined everything! How did he figure it out!? How did he know!
Formaggio: Woah boss! You don't look so good what's got you all stressed out?
Illuso: Is someone pissing you off?
Ghiaccio: Just give us a name and we'll ice em!
Y/N: It's a fucking priest from heaven he already knows what I'm up to. He knows passione's existence he knows of my true intentions!
Risotto: What?! But how? He hasn't stepped one foot out of heaven!
Y/N: Argh I guess Pucci works in mysterious ways and now in a month's time I have to defend the hotel from adam lute and thier army of exorcists!
Y/N takes one deep breath before regaining composure.
Y/N:...........Gentleman my identity as this organisations leader must be kept secret. No one outside of this gang must know of who diavolo really is not even my own brother. That is why if pucci ever steps foot in hell I am offering a reward of 1'000'000 to the man who brings me his head.
Pesci: 1 MILLION!?
Formaggio and Illuso:
Ghiaccio: That's a lot of cash for one guy!
Risotto: You must really want this guy dead.
Y/N: I do he cannot expose my plan to hell if he does then Charlie vaggie and everyone else could turn on me. That's a scenario I'd be better without.
Secco: We'll keep an eye out for this guy boss don't you worry!
Y/N:.....Good.....(Looks at Melone) Melone you said you had a list of potential recruits for stands yes?
Melone: Yeah got em catalogued on baby faces drive.
Y/N: Call them and tell them their ready to be pierced but before you do bring me this man.
Y/N gives melone a picture of a man in a jail cell.
Melone: Him?........ Yeah sure if you say so. I'll get bail money needed to release him.
Y/N: Eccellente. (Excellent)
The gang disperses and Y/N relaxes and leans back on his throne.
Y/N: But still...to think that Vaggie was once an exorcist....Not even epitaph could have predicted that.
The scene cuts to Doppio Vaggie Angel Dust Sir Pentious and Husk now in the hotel lobby as they observe the flash happen.
Doppio: Don't tell me that Charlie just made a deal with-
Vaggie begins heading to her and Charlie's room
Vaggie: No. No!
Vaggie strains and slams the bedroom door open with her spear in hand.
Alastra: Right on cue!
Vaggie: What did you do? Let her go!
Alastra and Charlie finish their handshake.
Charlie: Vaggie stop!
Vaggie: What?
Vaggie drops her spear.
Vaggie: No Charlie please tell me you didn't-
Charlie: I made a deal with Alastra.
Vaggie: Charlie.....
Alastra: Oh calm down. She still owns her soul.
Charlie: She gave me info that can save the hotel but we're going to need help. The angels can be defeated and Carmilla is the key.
Vaggie: What? Carmilla Carmine?
Charlie: She killed an exorcist in the last extermination. She knows how they can be harmed.
Vaggie: But... I-I didn't even know that was possible.
Charlie: If you did would you have told me?
Vaggie: Charlie, I-
Charlie: I need you to go to her convince her to teach us. If she can we might have a chance.
Vaggie: With just the nine of us?
Charlie: No we're- Ugh we're going to need numbers too.
Alastra re-enters the conversation.
Alastra: And I know just who can help. As long as Charlie can be her normal charming self.
Charlie: What's that you said about smiles?
Alastra: Good girl.
Vaggie: (whispers) Charlie can we talk about this--
Charlie: We can talk later. Right now we have a job to do. You with us?
Vaggie: (sighs) Ugh.
Vaggie walks down the stairs only to be met by a confused Angel Dust.
Angel Dust: So-ho uh... Alastra and Charlie just left like they were running away from their responsibilities. Should we be alarmed?
Vaggie: No. We have a plan but it includes defending ourselves against the angels.
Husk: Uh-are you fucking high?
Doppio: Can we even kill them?
Vaggie: They can be killed-
Frank: Yeah! That knife lady Camaro Carfight killed one.
Vaggie: Wait you knew about this?
Frank: Uh yeah. I told Boss about it months ago.
Vaggie: (turns to Pentious) He what???
Sir Pentious: What? They say insane shit all the time! how was I supposed to know this one was true?
Egg Boi: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!
Doppio: And tax is legalized extortion!
Egg boi: YEAH!
Sir Pentious: SEE???
Vaggie: (sighs) what's important now is that we're going to have a fight on our hands. Look this hotel is about to become the most dangerous place in hell and we....I can't guarantee your safety anymore. I still believe in Charlie's dream. I know this place can work. But none of you signed up for this I'm gonna go learn how we can fight back and when I come home....Well I'll understand if none of you are here.
With that Vaggie heads out the door everyone sighing in worry for what she said.
Sir Pentious: Well...This is awkward.
Niffty: Kay!
Cut to Cannibal Town. Alastra escorts Charlie down the streets as she listens to Charlie cleaning her monocle in the process.
Charlie: Three years! THREE YEARS I've been sharing my life with her and I tell her EVERYTHING! My hopes my dreams my insecurities my embarrassing habits what fucking DEODORANT I like and she keeps something, like this, from ME??? Why would she lie for so long? Did she think I wouldn't accept her? What about me-me-says un-understanding?...... misunderstanding....dis-under wait wh-
She pauses for a moment looking at their current location.
Charlie: Where are we?
Alastra: Cannibal Town! There's a friend of mine I think you should meet.
Charlie: In Cannibal Town? But it's it's...surprisingly nice here.
Alastra: Isn't it though? and it's all thanks to a very special someone
Alastra opens the door for charlie as they enter Rosie's emporium where they meet the cannibal overlord herself at her desk speaking to a young woman at the front of a long line.
Rosie: Well who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad! Hehe I tell ya what you bring ol' tall dark and armless to me and I'll straighten him right out Okay sweetie? Now here's my card a- Oh my stars! Do my eyes deceive me? Alastra's? Alastra! Where have you been??? These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and-(notices Charlie) Oh. Who's this ya brought with you? Come now Alastra she's much too young for you! Oh I'm just kidding. I know you're an ace in the hole.
Alastra:.....A what now?
Rosie: But where are your manners missy? Introduce us why don't you?
Alastra: Ahh yes. Charlie this is Rosie the most darling delightful and dangerous overlord this side of the Pentagram!
Rosie: Oh! Always such a charmer.
Alastra: And Rosie it's my pleasure to introduce you to princess Charlie Morningstar. Daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of hell!
Charlie: How do you do? (waves nervously)
Rosie: Well well! isn't this a regal surprise! Come in! Come in! Can I offer you something to eat? I'm sure I have a leg around here or something. Oh what am I thinkin'? Small thing like you? You're probably watching your figure! How bout some nice pinkie fingers instead?
As she spoke she got out a box of cut off pinkie fingers in little pink wrappers.
Charlie: Um...No no thank you though.
Rosie: Oh look at you! so polite! Alastra you could learn a thing or two.
Rosie then proceed to take Charlie to a table with two chairs. she sits her down on one of them and she sits on the one across from her Alastra walks up to Rosie.
Rosie: Well sit down sit down. Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you. Ya know Alastra I got a premo-connect on a guy with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. Prime pickin's for a deal to be made my friend.
Alastra: Appreciate the offer but we're here on business of another kind.
Rosie: well don't keep me in suspense! I'm a very busy woman (drinks tea)
Charlie: Well, as you know...the extermination is coming early. It'll be here in a month, and they're-they're coming for my hotel and my friends first and I-I-I-I-
Alastra: We need your help. Well your cannibals help at least to fend off the attack.
Rosie: Wow! when you ask a favor ya don't start small do ya your highness? Oh now don't fret. (gets up) I didn't say I wouldn't help. But I assume there's more to this plan then a bunch of unarmed cannibals.
Alastra: Oh your people will be far from helpless when we're done with them. And by the end, they will be able to eat their fill.
Rosie: Well in that case sure! Why not?
Charlie: Really?
Rosie: What can I say? I like your moxie girl. And old Alastra has never done me wrong before.
Charlie: Oooh! Thank you thank you, thank you!
Cut to Vaggie at Carmilla Carmine's house as she bangs on the door.
Vaggie: Carmine! Carmine we need to speak.
Vaggie walks up to the security camera and stares at it.
Vaggie: I know what you did on extermination day. We can talk about it inside or I can yell about it out here.
The door immediately opens.
Vaggie: Fucking right you open that door.
The door then slams shut.
Vaggie: Hello?
Carmilla: (Echos) You have 2 minutes to convince me not to silence you for good.
A spotlight is turned on revealing Carmilla with her hair down.
Vaggie: Miss Carmine I'm here on appointment from the princess to enlist your aid in the defense of hell from the angelic extermination. We know an angel fell at your hands and we need to know how.
Carmilla: No!
Vaggie: What do you mean no? The princess of hell-
Carmilla: Means nothing to me. You have to do better than that. 90 seconds.
Vaggie: With your knowledge we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while-
Carmilla: Clearly I am not the helpless one here. 80 seconds.
Vaggie: Well then why? Why wouldn't you use what you know to fight?
Carmilla: To avoid the very problem you and your little friends are facing right now. I will not invite destruction into my house on my people.
Vaggie: You think we asked for this? All Charlie has ever done is try to make things better to help her people who news flash include your people too.
Carmilla: And how exactly has that worked out for her? 45 seconds.
Vaggie: We didn't pick this fight but it's here now and they aren't going to stop with us. You didn't see the look on their leader's face. With us out of the way it's only a matter of time before they come for the rest of you. They won't stop until all of hell is wiped out so you can help us make a stand here together or you can stand alone tomorrow and what do you think your chances will be then?
Carmilla: You're out of time.
Carmilla jumps down and kicks Vaggie in the face.
Carmilla: Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy. You'll need to defend better than that.
The scene cuts back to passione's headquarters. Y/N took up his diavolo identity and waited for melone to return with the guest of honour. While he waited diavolo continued to think about the requiem arrow in the chapel and how he was to obtain it.
Diavolo: (Hmmm let's see to get to heaven i would need to be invited by an angel of high authority. That won't happen anytime soon my best chances are to have someone in my organisation with a stand to could teleport me there. How long will that take to find such a stand I don't know but one way or another that arrow will be mine along with the power that comes with it.......even if I have to burn heaven itself to the ground.)
Melone: Hey boss I'm back and I've bought our guy!
Diavolo: Perfect! Let him in.
Melone opens the door and a large man slowly walks to diavolo before taking a seat in front of him.
Melone: (How the hell can this guy even walk?)
Diavolo: Polpo a pleasure to meet you.
Polpo: (Chuckles) No diavolo the pleasure is all mine! I must thank you for bailing me out of prison. A generous act from a man I've never met.
Diavolo: Generous indeed. Perhaps such generosity should be re-payed with undying loyalty perhaps.
Polpo: Ahhh yes I knew there would be a catch I assume you want me and my stands assistance for this fine organisation.
Diavolo: Indeed because I've heard things about your stand. Black Sabbath was it? Is it true it can store something in its mouth and tear the soul stand or arrow from the body?
Polpo: Why yes it can do all that I wasn't expecting you to be so well informed.
Diavolo: That's music to my ears....order your stand to take my stand arrow out of my body. If I'm to raise an army of stand user I need an arrow to pierce them with and sadly stand arrows are not on most markets.
Polpo: Hmmm well if it's required of me but first please....light this lighter will you?
Polpo hands diavolo a lighter and then lights it.
Polpo: And now let the flame die out.
Diavolo watches as a gust of wind extinguishes the flame and then from his very shadow a cloaked figure with a jester like mask on its face jumps out of the shadow and reaches into diavolo's body and reach to the arrow within him.
Black Sabbath
Stats:
Destructive Power : E
Speed: A
Range: A
Stamina : A
Precision: E
Developmental Potential: E
Diavolo squirms in pain and accidently summons king crimson who also shares a pained expression.
Polpo: Just a few more moments-
Black Sabbath finally pulls out the arrow and gives it to diavolo before he puts it in the stands mouth.
Diavolo: (Pants) There my stand arrow make sure your stands keeps it safe.
Polpo: I'm curious as to why you gave my stand the arrow.
Diavolo: Because my dear Polpo I have a very...VERY.......Important job for you.
The scene cuts back to cannibal town where Rosie was ready to make an announcement.
Rosie: Cannibals and Cannibettes, assemble in the square.
Rosie walks with Charlie to the stage
Rosie: Now darling you know I would do anything anything for my clients but I can't exactly command all of cannibal town to follow someone else into battle. Now don't get me wrong they love carnage and bloodshed but to get this group into line you got to win em over. (Through the megaphone) Settle in! Settle in! Important meeting.
The cannibals form a crowd around the stage.
Charlie: But how do I-
Rosie: With sparkle! Razzamatazz! and that oh so appealing moxie of yours.
Alastra: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like you've ever failed to inspire before.
Charlie groans as she walks on stage
Rosie: Now fair warning. This group sticks together. So in order to convince any of them you'll need to convince all of them. And there's one in particular-
Alastra: Uuuugh Susan.
Rosie: Susan who's a bit of an...uh-
Alastra: Ornery old bitch?
Rosie: That! She's tough but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. Ready?
Charlie: I guess.
Rosie: Everyone we have a very special very royal guest this evening! Please put your bloody hands together for princess Charlie!
Charlie smiles awkwardly and waves at the crowd.
Susan: Booooo! Bring Rosie back!
Charlie: Susan?
Rosie and Alastra: Susan.
Charlie: (Laughs nervously) Sorry Uh okay uh my name's Charlie and...
Susan and Charlie both speak at the same time.
Charlie: Well I run this hotel with my part...well someone and...Wait let me start over angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm. So-we uh... we need your help-With your assistance we can make a stand for- ♫I...I have a dream♫ and I--
Susan: Booooo! Get off the stage you blue blood bitch! Booo! We don't give a shit about some hotel. Leave before I eat those big ass eyes of yours. Boo! Get off. Where's the showmanship? Where's all the finesse? Fucking mediocre!
Charlie: (flips the bird) FUCK YOU YOU OLD BITCH!!!
Crowd:
Rosie: Okay! We'll be back after a brief intermission.
Rosie moves Charlie away from the stage.
Cut back to Vaggie and Carmilla fighting. Vaggie is slammed onto a pillar but then starts charging at Carmilla. Carmilla kicks Vaggie onto the floor. Vaggie gets up and starts charging again But again Carmilla kicks her onto the floor. Vaggie gets up and just barley points her spear at Carmilla before being kicked onto the floor again.
Vaggie: Fuck! Ow!
Vaggie gets up, only to be kicked yet again. She strikes at Carmilla twice but she dodges both times and kicks Vaggie again
Vaggie: Come on what is this?
Carmilla: You want me to teach you how to beat angels? That's what I'm doing.
Vaggie: By beating the shit out of me? I'm not used to fighting with long hair.
Carmilla: By showing you the flaws in your own fighting style. Yours and all your sisters.
Vaggie: Wait...you know I'm an exorcist? How?
Carmilla: You have a giant X over your eye and wield an angelic spear. It's not rocket science. Before you found out about me did you know angels could be harmed?
Vaggie: No.
Carmilla goes to kick her again but this time Vaggie dodges. She goes for a knee kick and it hits
Carmilla: That shows in how you fight. You leave yourself open with every swing. You fight like someone unafraid of harm and this is what you'll take advantage of. Angels wield no shields little armor and fight with reckless abandon. Strike them here, here, and here.
She kicks Vaggie in the face 3 times.
Vaggie: Argh! With what? Some secret weapon of yours?
Carmilla: Stupid girl are you really so dense you don't realize you're holding the answer?
Vaggie: Angelic weapons? It's that simple? How has no one else figured this out?
Carmilla: Angelic steel isn't common and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against exorcists.
Scene cuts to a flashback with Carmilla and her daughters rushing home trying to avoid exorcists. But as they are running they get caught by three exorcists.
Carmilla: When my daughters and I were cornered in that last extermination I tried to buy time for my girls to flee and well... You don't become an angelic arms dealer without arming yourself first.
One of the exorcists flies in the air and charges at Carmilla. She jumps in the air and the angelic steel blade on her boots sparkles as she falls down and uses the blades to cut the exorcist's head off.
The scene cuts back to Carmilla and Vaggie as Carmilla begins to sing out For love
Carmilla: ♫I see you're driven by your detestation♫
♫Your every step is stoked with animus♫
♫You need a different type of motivation♫
♫Or there's no way that you can handle this♫
♫I know you're thirstin' for vengeance Vaggie♫
♫You're out for blood♫
♫But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love♫
♫Out for love~♫
♫Love~♫
As she sings, Carmilla and Vaggie continue to spar.
Carmilla: ♫Think of who you care about♫
♫Protect them and be out♫
♫For love~♫
♫Love~♫
♫You're gonna fight without gloves♫
♫Long as you're out for love♫
♫Fuel yourself with the fear of losin'♫
♫That somebody who's your reason to live♫
♫Harnеss your heart and you can't help choosin'♫
♫To fight with all you can give♫
♫I know you'rе thirstin' for vengeance Vaggie♫
♫You're out for blood♫
♫But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love♫
♫Out for love~♫
♫Love~♫
♫Think of who you care about♫
♫Protect them and be out♫
♫For love~♫
♫Love~♫
♫You're gonna fight without gloves
♫And when that push comes to shove♫
♫Yeah, you just might rise above♫
♫Long as you're out for love♫
Vaggie jumps into the air when suddenly she grows a new pair of Angel wings
Carmilla: Well look at that. You might just survive this.
Vaggie: We're going to need more weapons.
Cut back to Rosie and Charlie. The former takes the latter to her room.
Rosie: Alright what has you so out of sorts Darlin? Ya clearly got more on your mind than angels
Charlie: (Sighs) What do you do when someone you love lies to you about who they are? And you think that one of them is hiding something behind your back?
Rosie: Romance? My specialty! Come on dearie. Details details!
Charlie: My girlfriend is an Exorcist angel and she never told me and my boyfriend is a stand user who could be hiding something from me.
Rosie: Oh shit! Quite some secrets. How does that make you feel?
Charlie: Just angry because we share everything because they always supported me and my ideas and-and-and now I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies or if I can even trust them! (Gasp) Oh no that's a horrible thing to think! Do i think that?! Yes! N-no. Kinda?
Rosie: You said you love those two?
Charlie: Yes. Or well I...yes
Rosie: Have you ever once doubted that they loved you in return?
As she spoke, Rosie sits down next to Charlie who shakes her head at the question.
Rosie: Well then what's the problem?
Charlie: Vaggie took part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end and Y/N might have helped in killing an exorcist making things worse!
Rosie: Well isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption?
Charlie: Yes?
Rosie: Perhaps this girl was trying to redeem herself too.
Charlie: She knows better than anyone that i believe in second chances why not tell me?
Rosie: It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love. She fucked up sure. She's flawed but hey who down here isn't? If there's anything I've learned it's that words are cheap but actions, they speak the truth. So, what have her actions said?
Charlie: That she believes in me and what we're doing. Right now she's off learning how to protect everything we've worked for. And I can't even pitch my hotel right!
Rosie: And your boyfriend. Do you honestly believe what those angels shysters say about him? Tell me how much has he done for you?
Charlie: He saves me stood by the hotel at its worst and has been the sweetest guy to me vaggie and the others!
Rosie: And does that sound like some smuck who wants to make hell worse?
Charlie: Hell no! But the angels bought it and now their going to come after him and my hotel because of my dumb decisions!
Rosie: Well how do you normally explain your hotel?
Charlie: By singing. But that never works.
Rosie: It will work here. Trust me.
Cut back to the crowd. Charlie and Rosie both walk back up on the stage. Alastra hands Charlie her microphone, and Charlie begins to sing Ready For This
Charlie: ♫Have you ever wanted something♫
♫That was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?♫
Susan: You mean like human flesh?
Charlie: Eugh sort of.
♫It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut♫
♫That you could finally be faced with♫
♫A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is♫
♫For the first time in my life♫
♫I might have to be ready for this♫
♫Ready to be the one who's leading from the front♫
♫Gotta come into my own♫
♫Gotta come into my throne♫
♫Gotta take charge and defend my only home♫
♫And although I kinda feel unsteady♫
♫Now I need to be ready for this♫
Charlie marches into the crowd.
Charlie: ♫Have you ever felt like you're willing to die♫
♫To save the people of your city?♫
Susan: By die you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart?
Charlie: That's a start!
♫Cause right now we need a leader♫
♫And it seems to me that♫
♫Destiny has picked me to be that♫
♫If you'll permit me♫
♫So who's with me?♫
Charlie: ♫Wouldn't it be super to see more of hell?♫
♫Join up now if you like travel♫
♫Come on boys hop in the saddle♫
♫Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel♫
♫Not to mention the camaraderie♫
♫Yes siree you'll form life changing friendships♫
♫With the folks along the way♫
Alastra: ♫And feast on all the angels you can eat!♫
Charlie: ♫Okay...♫
Cannibal: Free food? I'm in!
The cannibal crowd join in on the song and start dancing as well
Crowd: ♫It's time now to act♫
♫They're on the attack♫
Alastra takes her microphone back and Rosie hands Charlie a parade stick.
♫When they move to strike♫
♫We will fight biting back!♫
♫We'll follow your lead♫
♫We're eager to feed♫
♫We'll sharpen our teeth♫
♫For the heavenly feast!♫
♫From this moment on you can count on us♫
♫To be resolute and ravenous♫
♫Our appetites are whet♫
♫And we're set to seize the day♫
♫So I say "Oh hey! Come join the flesh buffet!"♫
Charlie: ♫Well that's a little violent♫
♫Can we tone it down?♫
Rosie: ♫Oh don't be put off by their snarlin'♫
♫That's enthusiasm darlin'!♫
Charlie: ♫Eh they just seem a little murdery right now♫
Rosie: ♫Don't worry honey♫
♫That's their thing♫
♫Keep singing♫
Charlie and Rosie: ♫We're super duper grateful♫
♫To have you folks aboard♫
Crowd: ♫Can't wait to taste an angel's wings♫
Charlie: ♫Oh Lord...♫
♫For the first time in my life♫
Two Cannibals grab Charlie and carry her as they all march down the road.
♫Maybe I can be ready for this♫
♫can be the marshal leading the parade♫
♫I can come into my own♫
♫And I think I've always known♫
♫My destiny could never be postponed♫
♫When Adam brings the battle here♫
♫I must appear like I'm ready for this♫
Rosie: ♫They're dancing along♫
♫They're singing her song♫
Alastra: ♫Surprised?♫
♫Why I knew she could do it all along♫
Rosie and Alastra: ♫She's bound to pass the test as princess of hell♫
♫Like her Daddy she is madly power-fell!♫
Alastra: ♫She's filled with potential that I could guide♫
Rosie: ♫I concur♫
Rosie and Alastra: ♫Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side♫
All: ♫For the first time in our lives♫
♫We know that we are ready for this♫
Rosie: ♫ We'll show heaven a fight they won't forget♫
All: ♫It's time to take a stand♫
Charlie: ♫It is time to lend a hand!♫
HUZZAH!
♫Against the angels and their deadly threat!♫
All: ♫We cannot take it anymore♫
♫The time has come to go to war♫
Susan gives a nod of approval.
All: ♫Prepare to fight we're ready for...♫
♫THIS!♫
Charlie: ♫I really hope that I'm ready for this...♫
The scene cuts back at the gates of the hotel. Charlie is coming from the left with the army of cannibals while Vaggie is coming from the right with multiple crates of weapons.
Vaggie: Looks like you had a busy day.
Charlie: You too.
Vaggie: Charlie I-
Charlie: Hold that thought. Err.. Ah! I got you a souvenir from Cannibal town.
Vaggie gasps and has an apologetic expression. She goes to hug Charlie.
Vaggie: Oh Charlie.
Charlie: The wings are new. They look nice Come on let's go home.
Y/N: GIRLS!
Y/N parks his car and hops out and pulls the two into a hug.
Charlie: Y/N!
Y/N: Sorry I went rouge for a sec. Just had to calm down after the whole drama in heaven. Also about the video-
Vaggie: It's fine Y/N we know that isn't you.
Y/N: R-really?
Charlie: Yeah I mean come on Y/N! They called an exterminator innocent! We all know that is made up bullshit.
Vaggie: Besides you look nothing like that guy and you wouldn't do anything like that.
Y/N:.....Thanks you two I'm happy that you still trust me.
Vaggie: We'll always trust you Y/N.
Y/N: Also love the new wings vaggie makes you look more sexy.
Vaggie: (Laughs) Shut up.
Y/N: What? It's true.
The three walk into the hotel as they find Angel Dust Doppio Niffty Sir Pentious and Husk all working on defenses for the hotel.
Sir Pentious: Come along let's put some effort into these fortifications.
Angel: Yeah fortify that...Well look who decided to show up. We thought we were fighting by ourselves.
Vaggie: You're...you're still here?
Sir Pentious: What? Do you think we're a bunch of pusssssies?
Husk: I just got used to you guys. (Scoffs) I ain't finding no new drinking buddies.
Niffty: I've named all the stains on the carpet. (Giggles) That one's Fred.
Doppio: And I'm done running me and Za hando are gonna face the angels head on!
Za hando appears and gives doppio a fistbump.
Charlie: Well looks like we have a lot of work to do.
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