Know Your Fairy...Know Your Fairy...Know Your Fairy...Know Your Fairy

Little kid voice: Mepple...he's icky and dumb

Audience: (laughs)

Mepple: What?! No I'm not! How dare you insult me -mepo! Wait, you are you -mepo?

Voice: Oh, her? She's my little cousin. She's interested in seeing what I do at my job, so I decided to let her run the show for this episode. With a little help from me of course. 

Little kid voice: Mepple...you are too icky and dumb! 

Audience: (laughs)

Mepple: I am the chosen warrior, and I am to be shown respect -mepo! I'm not letting some five year old little girl insult me on live television -mepo!

Voice: Mepple...picks on little children

Audience: (laughs)

Mepple: What?! I'M picking on her -mepo? She's the one that's picking on me -mepo!

Little kid voice: Mepple...you are still icky and dumb!

Audience: (laughs)

Mepple: Okay, now she's just repeating herself -mepo.

Voice: He's right sweetie, you need to mix it up a little.

Little kid voice: Oh, okay then. Mepple...he also smells funny

Voice: There you go.

Audience: (laughs)

Mepple: (grits his teeth and his blood is boiling) This isn't right -mepo! Why can't you do it?! No wait, I mean-

Voice: Okay then, Mepple...he's icky, dumb, and smells funny 

Audience: (laughs)

Mepple: THIS I COMPLETELY STUPID -MEPO!

Little kid voice: Now you know...Mepple

Audience: (cheers)

Mepple: No they don't -mepo! All they know is that I'm icky, dumb, and smell funny -mepo!

Voice: Yeah, that about sums it up

Mepple: (grits his teeth and exits the stage grumbling to himself)