Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure

Voice: Kotoha Hanami...is a Pokemon (thanks applejack2468 for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs/sighs)

Kotoha: (raises an eyebrow and tilts her head) Uh, quick question. What in the world is a Pokemon? 

Audience: (face palms)

Mirai: (comes on stage) Kotoha is not a Pokemon. 

Riko: (comes on stage as well and whispers in Kotoha's ear) Kotoha, the voice is trying to make up lies about you and trying to get under your skin. The voice also wants to give people the wrong impression of you. Don't let people get the wrong idea about you.

Voice: Kotoha Hanami...she's actually an escaped convict from an insane asylum (thanks applejack2468 for requesting this)

Audience: (screams/screams)

All Pretty Cure teams/all fairies: (runs around screaming)

Kotoha: What?! That is the biggest lie I have ever heard! I deny such accusations! I've never even been to an asylum before in my entire life. I'm not even mentally ill! 

Miyuki: Call the police!

Akane: Call the fire department! 

Ira: Call the navy!

Hime: Call the girl scouts! 

Flappy: Call the FBI -lapi! 

Erika: Call the SWAT team! 

Yayoi: Call the Scooby Doo Detective Agency!

Aguri: Call the PSIA!

Regina: Call Trump!

Erika: NO! THAT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE! 

Pollun: No, don't call any of those people -popo! 

Kotoha: Thank you!

Pollun: Since she is a Pokemon, it's best if we either call Officer Jenny or animal control -popo.

Kotoha: Hey!

Riko: We already told you guys that she is not a Pokemon. 

Voice: Kotoha Hanami...is The Wicked Witch of West (thanks applejack2468 for requesting this)

Audience: (screams even louder)

Kotoha: Everyone! Please calm down! There is no need to scream and panic. I am most certainly not The Wicked Witch of West. I'm not evil. Heck, I don't even have ability to melt in water.

Hime: Okay now we do need to call the authorities!

Alice: I have them all on speed dial so I was able to call them right away.

Kotoha: Really Alice?! You all are just gonna throw me under the bus?! After all we've been through together?! You all are gonna believe him?! 

(Suddenly, the cops, the fire department, the navy, the girl scouts, FBI, SWAT, the Scooby Doo Detective Agency, and PSIA appears)

Cops: Freeze or we'll shoot! (points a gun at Kotoha)

Kotoha: No! No! No! You've got it all wrong officer! Wait, why are there girl scouts here?

(one girl scouts gets out cookie shuriken, another makes a fire usuing two sticks and creates two torches)

Kotoha: (jaw drops) Now I'm afraid of girl scouts.

Voice: All of you, get this psychopathic scumbag out of my sight!

Spy: Hold it, it's not official unless she gets scanned.

Voice: Scanned?

Spy: Yes, we developed this new technology to track down and scan people to make sure that if they are guilty or not guilty. (scans Kotoha) She's clean. Since, you called for no reason, we have no other choice but to charge you and make you pay a 500,000 dollar fine for calling all those people.

Voice: What?!

Alice: (giggles in victory)

Spy: It will be due tomorrow. As for you miss, apologies. 

(All the authorities leave)

Voice: But it was Alice who called you guys! (grits teeth) Okay, anyways, Kotoha Hanami...is actually an idol named Kotoha Tanaka

Kotoha: I'm not an idol. I think you mistaken me with someone else. Who's the other Kotoha? (sighs). You know, this show is getting a little crazy. I'm just gonna leave.

Mirai: Same.

Riko: I am so out getting of this hellhole!

(Maho Girls leave on their brooms)

Voice: Wait! Come back! We're not done yet!

Regina: Hey! I wanna see someone get humiliated!

Audience: Booooooooo! 

Voice: Aww great, first I'm losing a ton of money, then ratings are gonna drop? Why does my life have to be so complicated? Hopefully, ratings will go back up the next episode.