Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...

Voice: Komachi Akimoto...she is in the third grade. 

Audience: (laughs)

Komachi: Um, excuse Ms.? I think there was some confusion. I am actually in the eighth grade. 

Voice: No, I'm positive that you are in the fourth grade.

Komachi: I'm not, I'm in the eighth grade.

Voice: Nobody likes a liar Komachi. The truth is all in my notes.

Komachi: Your notes must of had some typos or something because I am in the eighth grade, not third, okay?

Voice: Komachi Akimoto...she has a life size husbando body pillow of the human version of Natts in under her covers. (thanks Mermilazzz for requesting this)

Voice: In case you don't believe me, here is proof.

(a picture of Komachi sleeping with a Natts body pillow appears on a giant screen)

Audience (gasps, cheers, laughs, woooos, ooooooos, whistles, and claps)

All the Pretty Cures and Fairies: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH?! NANI?!

Kurumi and Coco: That's not creepy at all...NOT!

Syrup: HAHAHA! (points at Natts)

(Natts blushes madly and grips Syrups arm with a bone crushing grip. He then shoots a death glare at Syrup)

Syrupa: OW! OW! OW!

Komachi: (gasps and blushes madly and begins waving her hands around) W-w-what? T-that's not true at all. I do not have a pillow of Natts. He's going to get the wrong idea. He's probably never going to want me around him again. Why on Earth are you lying to everyone?

Voice: She got it at a store called "Hentai Heaven". There are Natts, Coco, and Syrup pillows going on sale for a good so dial this number, "1 800 BUY SEXY" (PS this is not a real number) if you want to buy some.

Coco/Natts/Syrup/Harry: WHAT?!

Natts: You have got to be kidding me.

Syrup: You swindling cheapskate!

Coco: Voice! You can't be doing that!

Harry: This is sexual harassment! 

Coco: I have harassed enough when I was in a segement before.

Harry/Syrup/Natts: We haven't even been on the show yet and we're already getting humiliated.

(all the female audience blushed, nosebleeds, and fangirls and begins dialing the number)

(Homare, Urara, and Nozomi sneaks out and secretly dials the numbers as well)

(Henri then secretly finds Homare dialing the number to get a body pillow)

Henri: Well oh well, I guess Homare and I aren't meant to be. At least I have Masato to go after.

Komachi: You shouldn't do that. I disapprove of sexual harassment. 

Voice: It's not sexual harassment.

Komachi: Sexual harassment can happen to anyone at anytime. Sexual harassers and gropers are everywhere. Even people like police officers and priests. If either a MAN OR WOMAN makes unwanted sexual advances or obscene remarks to ANYONE no matter MALE OR FEMALE, that is considered sexual harassment. Please keep that in mind.

Harry: Preach sister!

Voice: Komachi Akimoto...she has online profile of FanFiction.net and writes 18+ stories on them. (thanks Mermilazzz for requesting this)

Audience: (gasps, laughs, oooooo, wooooo)

Komachi: Excuse me? Did you just say I have a profile of Fanfiction.net and write mature stories? I do no such thing. I so like to write stories and make occasional horror stories from time to time but I would never go as far as to write pornography. My mind in clean.

Erika: KOMACHI! I WANNA FOLLOW YOU! I WANNA FILL MY MIND WITH SMUT AND DIRTY THOUGHTS!

Hime: WHAT'S YOUR PROFILE NAME?! WHERE CAN WE READ YOUR SMUT?! WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT INAPPROPRIATE, ADULT RATED, SEXY STORIES!

Akane: YEAH! I NEED ME SOME OF THAT FAN SERVICE! IT'S THE THING THAT MAKES GOOD ANIME!

Nao: Fan Service is like the heart and soul of almost any anime! We all need that!

Yayoi: I need it so I can draw my comics!

Miyuki: I wanna sexy happily ever after! (smirks) Or should I say sexily ever after.

Reika: I don't those sorts of things every now and then.

Komachi: (blushes at all the statements) I do not write such vulgar and disgraceful things. 

Voice: Komachi's user name for all her fanfiction accounts is "MIntyMatureFanficWriter". Follow her on fanfiction, deviant art, wattpad, kindleworld, Live Journal, Tumblr, Goodreads, Feedbooks, facebook, twitter, and Archive of our Own. Follow her on all those sights and you can have all the smut stories you can desire.

Komachi: I don't even know what some of those websites are. Also, told you already that I do not read such mature stuff. I keep my writing appropriate.

(The Voice then creates Komachi a bunch of accounts) 

Komachi: Why did you make me all those accounts? 

(Everyone then starts following Komachi on all her websites)

Komachi: E-everyone p-please don't follow me! And don't listen to this c-complete stranger! She is lying you all! Why aren't you listening?

Voice: One more thing, Komachi Akimoto...has a birthmark that is the shape of a frog, on her butt.

Audience: (laughs)

Komachi: I do not have a birthmark in the shape of a frog. Where are you hearing all this false information from? Please stop telling lies. (starts tearing up)

Voice: Now you know...Komachi Akimoto, the perverted rated M fanfic writing third grader who owns a Natts pillow and has a birthmark of a frog on her butt.

Audience: (cheers)

Komachi: T-they don't know a-anything about me.

Voice: Sure they do. Those facts are true.

Akimoto: Those aren't facts, they're fiction!

Voice: Oh boo hoo.

Komachi: I should of just stayed home. (runs out of the building in embarrassment)

Voice: For next segment for the next time, I will be having two special guests, Ruru and Emiru. Let's see what dirty secrets those two have the next chapter but for now, take care and see you next time on, "Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition".

Audience: (cheers)