Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure

Voice: Hime Shirayuki...she is the long lost sister of Princess Bubblegum (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs)

Hime: (raises and eyebrow) Who's Princess Bubblegum? I don't even know who she is. Also, I don't even have any siblings. I'm an only child. 

Princess Bubblegum: (at home watching the show) She's my long lost sister? I must find her!

Voice: Hime Shirayuki...is jealous of Aoi Tategami for taking her place as the new "childish" blue Pretty Cure (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs)

Hime: Not even in the slightest. To be honest, that sort of title doesn't really matter all that much to me. Also, I've met Aoi, she's a fun person to be around with so I can't possibly be jealous of her in anyway. 

Voice: Hime Shirayuki...she's secretly Hitler (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (slightly frightened)

All the Cures and fairies: (screams/runs around/panics)

Hime: (raises her eyebrow) Who's Hitler? I don't know who he is either. Also, why is everyone panicking?

Voice: Don't play dumb. We know you are Hitler, the German politician who's also the leader of the Nazi Party! 

Hime: What? Come on, don't be ridiculous. First of all, I'm not German, second of all, I'm a princess not a politician. And third of all, I don't even know what a Nazi Party is. 

Voice: Hitler...takes panty shots and sells them to boys for money. (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (ooohs)

Hime: Okay that's it! That's sick! What kind of sicko would do that?

Voice: Come on, I saw you take panty shots of the Pretty Cure.

Pretty Cures: (glares at Hime)

Hime: I'm telling you guys, I would never do anything like that!

Ira: Hey Hime, can I get some panty shots of Rikka please? (takes out his wallet)

Kiriya: I'll take the ones with Honoka. (gets out a big wad of cash)

Wolfrun: I'll have Miyuki! (drools while getting money out of his pockets)

Oliver: I want some Tsubomi ones. (takes out money)

Pop: Can I maybe get some of Yayoi?

Akaoni: Me too! 

Joker: I want some Reika shots if you please.

Rio: Ichika for me!

Voice: Did I mention girls can buy them too?

Regina and Bibury: (blushes and drools then sprints to Hime)

Regina: Get me a lifetime supply of Mana panty shots! (gets out a huge stack of money)

Bibury: Get me some Ciel ones but have mine get delivered. I don't want her or anyone to find out.

Erika: I'll buy one of everything! (gets out a huge sack of cash) I've been saving this for years. Now there is finally good use for all this money.

Hime: EVERYONE PLEASE! THE VOICE HERE IS OBVIOUSLY LYING NOT TO MENTION PROBABLY HAS SOME SERIOUS ISSUES! THERE ARE NO PANTY SHOTS!

Voice: Now you know...Hime Shirayuki...Princess Bubblegum's sister who's actually Hitler that is jealous of Aoi and takes and sells panty shots.

Audience: (cheers)

Hime: No they don't!

Voice: Yes they do.

Hime: Where do you get your information? Hey, I'm not done talking. Get back here you cheapskate!