Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure

Voice: Himari Arisugawa...she uses sweets for evil (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (oooohs)

Himari: (slightly angered) What makes you think I use sweets for evil? I only use them for good.

Voice: Himari Arisugawa...likes to do "special" things with Aoi (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (smug looks on faces/ooohs/whews)

Himari and Aoi: (blushes madly) W-w-what?!

Himari: I do not do "special" things with Aoi! I would never do something like that.  It's shameless, it's degrading, it's disgusting! 

Mana: Special things? What does the voice mean by that?

Rikka: Oh Mana. So clueless to reality.

Erika: Special things?

Akane, Yayoi, Erika, Hime, Ira, and Regina: (pictures in their heads a lewd picture of Himari and Aoi on top of each other naked doing "you know what" and gets nosebleeds)

Yayoi: I so need to draw that. (gets out her sketchpad and draws lewd AoiHima fanart)

Aoi: (blushes darker) I've never been this humiliated before in my entire life. (grows a smirk) Although, I wonder what it would be like if Himari did do special things to me. Wait, what am I thinking. I gotta get my head out of the gutter.

Erika: (smirks) Uh, you know we can hear you right?

Aoi: Huh?

Hime: You were thing out loud.

Aoi: Eh? Ahhhhhhhh! P-please don't tell Himari I said that.

Regina: (laughs) It's on live television so she's gonna find out anyways.

Aoi: Awww man.

Voice: Himari Arisugawa...likes to abuse animals (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Himari: Animal abuse?! I would never! They are literally one of the most precious things on Earth so I would never even dare do anything to cause harm to them. How could you say that I would hurt them?! 

Voice: Aren't you an employee at a smuggling ring?

Himari: A smuggling ring?! No! That sounds horrible. I would never take part in that. 

Voice: Himari Arisugawa...loves to smoke and take drugs (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)

Audience: (gasps)

Himari: Smoking? Drugs? I am completely against those sorts of things. They cause harm to your body and I don't want to do that to myself. Please stop telling lies about me. (begins tearing up)

Voice: (laugh)

Audience: (laughs)

Aoi: Okay that does it! (runs up to the stage) Hey! You! Voice! Leave her alone!

Voice: Ha! And what are you gonna do about it?

Aoi: (cracks her knuckles) Keep lying about her and find out! 

Voice: Don't you remember? I'm just a disembodied voice. I can make fun of Himari all I want, and there nothing anyone can do to stop me. (laughs)

Aoi: (opens curtains revealing the author of the book aka me FlutterDashFan18 and cracks her knuckles and starts beating me up)

Me: (screams in pain)

Aoi: (roundhouse kicks me in the face)

Me: Ahhh!

Aoi: Now to try out the cobra twister Nagisa taught me. (does the cobra twister)

Me: Ahhhh! That doesn't bend that way!

Aoi: (transforms into Cure Gelato and continues to attack me while I scream I bloody murder)

(Aoi continues to beat me up while Himari swoons over Aoi's shivery)