Hibiki Hojo (Cure Melody)
Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Hibiki Hojo...she's a terrible singer and tries to deny it
Audience: (laughs)
Hibiki: What? Come on, I'm not a terrible singer. If anyone is a terrible singer and denies it, it is definietly Mana.
Mana: Hey! I'm not a bad singer. Here, I can prove it to you all. I'll show you I can sing. (gets out a microphone that is connected to a gigantic amp that had the volume raised to max level)
All of the Pretty Cures: (screams/panics/covers their ears/hides under something)
Mana: (sings awefully)
(glass breaks/builds crumble down, animals die/babies cry)
Mana: (finishes singing)
(everything was in unacceptable condition. Everyone on the floor injured and building was damaged)
Regina: (sighs) Music to my ears.
Makoto: You are obviously as tone deaf as Mana to think that.
Rikka: You call that music to your ears?! I though she was dying!
Erika: It's not considered music if it wakes up the dead.
Voice: Moving on. Hibiki Hojo...sucks in class (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Hibiki: That's not true. I think ! do fine in school.
Voice: Then let's see your progress report.
Hibiki: You don't need to see.
(Hibiki's progress report is shown on a huge screen)
Math: D-
Literature: C-
Science: C
History: D
P.E.: A+
Electives: B
Voice: You kinda do suck in class, but not as much as Erika, that's for sure.
Erika: Don't blame me! My teachers are complete idiots!
Hibiki: You can't just reveal someone's private info without permission!
Voice: Hibiki Hojo...likes to behave like a gorilla during her spare time (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Hibiki: No I don't!
Ellen: Uh...you sort of do. I saw you acting like a gorilla for those kindergardeners a while back.
Hibiki: Y-you saw that?
Ellen: Mmhmm.
Kindergarden kids: Come on Hibiki! Act like a gorilla!
Hibiki: No!
Kindergarden kids: (makes puppy dog eyes at her)
Hibiki: Fine. (acts like a gorilla)
Audience and kindergarden kids: (laughs)
Voice: See? That there proves my point.
Hibiki: I was just doing a favor for the kids. It's not like I like it or anything.
Voice: Hibiki Hojo...the others think that she is a lazy slacker and does not take her job seriously. (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Hibiki: Hey! Those of you who think that, I'm not a lazy slacker! Guys, don't you think that I am a hard working person?
Kanade, Ako, and Ellen: Uuuuuhhhhhhh.........
Hibiki: Oh come on!
Voice: Hibiki Hojo...she has a crush on Ellen (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Hibiki: Nah, she's not really my type. Besides, she's with Ouji and I love someone else. (blushes)
Voice: Oh? Who is it?
Hibiki: Nunya.
Voice: Nunya who?
Hibiki: Nunya buisness.
Voice: Well in that case, those of you reading this, who do you guys think Hibiki likes? If you have a guess, let me know in the comment section below.
Hibiki: Hey! You can't just create a poll about who I like! It's an invasion of privacy and it could lead to serious trouble!
Voice: Too bad, I just did. Now you know...Hibiki Hojo, the slacker who is a terrible singer who sucks in class, acts like a gorilla, and won't admit her crush.
Hibiki: What the heck is the matter of you?! Everything you said was a complete lie! Hey get back here, you gotta set this right! Anyone? Hello?
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