Bibury
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Voice: Bibury...she is a related to Leah Kazuno from Love Live Sunshine (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps/laughs)
Bibury: (raises an eyebrow) Who's Leah? Whoever this Leah chick is, I'm not related to her.
Voice: Oh yeah? Well in that case, bring her in.
Bibury: Bring who in?
(couple of guys carries a sack with a person squirming trying to get out. They open the bag revealing Leah Kazuno from Love Live Sunshine)
Leah: (gasps for air) Where (huffs) am (huffs) I?
Bibury: Who's this?
Voice: Your relative, Leah Kazuno? How you can you not recognize her?
BIbury: Because, we are not related and I don't even know who she is.
Leah: Who are you? And why do you look a little similar.
Bibury: I should be asking that last question.
Leah: Well, gotta get off the Crazy Express. (leaves)
Bibury: Wait! Take me with you!
Voice: Bibury...she's actually a secret 8-year-old witch apprentice named Doremi Harukaze (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps/laughs)
Bibury: (raises and eyebrow) What did you just say? I'm a secret 8-year-old witch apprentice named Doremi Harukaze? Okay first of all, that's not my actual name. Who in their right minds would name their kid Doremi? It's kind of a stupid name.
Doremi: (in the audience) HEY! I HEARD THAT!
Bibury: Second of all, I'm not even a witch.
Pikario: Uh, you kinda are.
Bibury: Hey! Why don't you come down here and say that to my face! (gets out a weapon)
Pikario: Uh, I'm good.
Bibury: Anyways, third of all, I'm not 8 I'm actually-
Voice: Doremi...
Bibury: Hey! I wasn't done talking yet!
Voice: ...she has a crush on Ciel Kirahoshi (thanks PanayoPie for requesting)
Audience: (laughs/awws)
Bibury: (blushes madly) W-what?! That is a complete lie! I am not in love with that girl!
Ciel: (giggles and blushes slightly)
Pikario: Oh no, don't tell me that you actually...
Aoi: Yup, she's got it all right.
Ichika: How many ships will there be in just one book?
Voice: Doremi...she works at a maid cafe to please boys (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)
Audience: (ooohs)
Bibury: Okay! That's the last straw! I would most certainly not put myself out there and disgrace myself just to please bunch of perverted men and boys. Who in their right minds would do that? Even I wouldn't do that. Also, quit calling me Doremi!
Ira: Um, excuse, where by any chance do you work?
Souta: Yeah I wanna see you!
Boys: Bibury!
Hime: I could use a hot slice of Bibury. If you know what I mean. (winks)
Bibury: I'm off limits! You there, voice, you owe me big time!
Voice: Now you know, Bibury, Leah Kazuno's relative who's actually a witch apprentice named Doremi that has a crush on Ciel and pleases boys at her maid cafe boy.
Bibury: NO THEY DON'T! WHO HIRED THIS INSANE ANNOUNCER?! DOES THIS VOICE HAVE SOME SORT OF MENTAL ILLNESS OR SOMETHING?! COME ON, I'M INTERESTING! THEY DON'T KNOW THE REAL ME!
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