Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure

Voice: Akane Hino...her favorite hamburger toppings are earwax and boogers

Audience: (laughs)

Akane: Um...ew...that's gross. I do not put earwax or boogers on my hamburger. I like tomatoes, lettuce, onions, ketchup. Maybe even some pickles, cheese, oh and some mustard.

Voice: Akane Hino...so that will be one burger with tomatoes, lettuce, onions, ketchup, pickles, cheese, and mustard. Would you like fries with that?

Audience: (laughs)

Akane: Fries?

Voice: Okay, so one value meal then. What kind of drink would you like?

Audience: (laughs)

Akane: Look dude, I'm not ordering food right now. I'm not even hungry.

Voice: Alright, hamburger value meal with one extra large orange soda.

Akane: Hey!

Voice: That will be $3.75. Please pull up to the drive-thru window. 

Audience: (laughs)

Akane: Look here, I am not gonna pay you squat! 

Voice: Akane Hino...refuses to pay for her meal. That's stealing.

Akane: I didn't even ask for a meal. I'm not stealing anything from anyone.

(Police officer appears on stage)

Police Officer: Excuse me? Is there a problem here?

Voice: Yes officer. This girl was making an effort to steal a value meal. She owns me $3.75 and refuses to pay for it.

Akane: (freaks out) Wait a sec, are you actually talking to the cops?

Police Officer: Excuse me miss? You're Akane Hino right?

Voice: Yeah that's her right on the chair.

Police Officer: I'm afraid you're gonna have to go downtown with me. (begins hauling Akane)

Akane: What?! Officer! Please! This is all just a big misunderstanding! 

Voice: Now you know...Akane Hino, Burger Stealer

Audience: (cheers)

Akane: They don't know me at all! They think I'm a thief! When I get out of jail, I am gonna kick your sorry butt to the other side of the hemisphere! 

Voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See ya in 4 years Akane! HAHAHA!