Marvel Cast on crack Pt. 2
https://youtu.be/SyAqJJfkgFw
*Watch from 2:41*
*We see Sebastian, Jeremy, Lizzie and Jimmy Fallon racing around a circular table* *It appears to be some sort of drinking game*
"Oooh, this looks fun", Tony said with a scheming grin
"Tony no", Pepper said as soon as she saw the look on his face
Jeremy: No- Nooo! *Audience cheers as Lizzie, Seb and Jimmy all get to cups*
Sebastian: *Inaudible* *If someone knows what he says please comment it🥰*
Jeremy: You gotta drink that baby
*Jimmy looks at the cup in front of him with a slightly green look on his face**Sebastian shrugs*
Jeremy: I'm glad to lose *Sebastian looks slightly bad for Jimmy as he picks up the cup and drinks the contents rather quickly (The audience can be heard chanting Drink in the background) and throws it away with a disgusted look*
*Sebastian feeling bad gives Jimmy a hug*
"I wanna know what was in that cup", Ned commented *Legit forgot he was even here😭*
"Something gross clearly", Pete replied
*Scene starts as we see Brie, Don and Chris H. sitting in an interview**It appears they're trying to guess who the abs in the picture shown belong to*
"Rhodey why is your actor wearing a cap inside", Tony asked turning to his best friend
"I don't know Tony it's not me", Rhodey replied clearly done with Tony's remarks
Brie: Is that a butt or is that abs
"Where would they get a photo of an actor's butt", Rocket said
"Probably stills from other movies where the actor has filmed a spicy scene", Josie replied silently praying they wouldn't notice the name of the movie in the background
Don: Are those abs or butt *Brie laughs as a buzzer is heard*
"Why did he copy my Actresses guess", Carol asked with a hint of frustration in her tone
"I don't actually know but he answered almost as soon as she did so he was possibly gonna answer that of his own accord", Josie supplied
"Hey did anyone else notice the name of the movie behind them", May asked
"I did", Mantis replied freaking everyone out cause they hadn't even noticed her
*Scene cuts to Scarlett and you can here Chris H.'s voice off screen*
Chris H.: It's lucky your beautiful cause there's nothing up here *points at his head as the camera cuts to him*
"You should never say that to anyone especially a lady", Loki scolded shocking some people cause they hadn't expected that from him
*Interviewers have slightly gob smacked expressions as we hear *
Scarlett say: *Offended*What?! That's mean Did you just call me dumb!?
*Chris looks slightly bewildered as he tries to explain what he meant*
Scarlett: One minute I was like oh your wearing my grandma sweater and then your like your dumb
"You go girl! Put him in his place!", MJ shouted and Kate, Yelena, Laura, Nat, Maya, May, Lila, Nebula, Gamora, Maria, Carol, Wanda, Mary-Jane, Gwen, and Pepper all gave shouts of agreement *I know I put Agatha and Eleanor in the cinema too but I don't feel like they would do something like that but that could be my biased opinion either way sorry*
*Cuts to a clip of The OG6 in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel*
Jimmy: Robert would you consider yourself to be the leader of this group
Robert: Uhhhh- If you say so *Raises his eyebrows at the camera as if to say "Yes- Yes I do 100%"*
"Can I just say that RDJ and Tony give off the exact same vibes", Josie laughed
"I definitely agree with you on that one", Happy said
*Cuts to a clip of Jimmy Fallon* Sebastian can be heard in the background*
Sebastian: Well I was on the plane like one time and- and the stewardess came and gave me this piece of paper-
"Ten bucks says its her number!", Tony shouted
- and walked away and I opened it and it said Wakanda Forever *R.I.P. Chadwick Boseman🥺😭* and then I- and then I looked after down the hall and she just went *crosses arms over chest in Wakanda Forever gesture**Jimmy can be heard laughing uncontrollably as Seb just shrugs*
"What's Wakanda Forever?", Vision questioned curiously
"Oh it's a Wakandan symbol- you know what I'll just bring in three more people and they can explain it", Josie replied and with a flash T'Challa, Shuri and Okoye appeared at the front of the room
"Where are we?!", T'Challa exclaimed
"I don't know but this is some pretty good tech I wonder who owns it?", Shuri replied looking around in awe
"It belongs to me", Josie said clearly trying to keep her cool
"Why are we here?", Okoye asked apprehensively
"Just sit and watch", Josie replied
Sebastian: -And I was like just get us home *looks kind of traumatized as he laughs nervously*
*Cuts to a scene of Tom Holland*
Tom: I shake his hand "Nice to meet you" and I'm starting to panic right- I'm like "OmG iTs RoBeRt DoWnEy JuNiOr"
"That's kind of how you reacted when you met me for the first time Kid", Tony said with a smirk
"I'll have you guys react to it later", Josie laughed
*Cuts to the OG6**RDJ puts on his sunglasses and unbuttons his jacket*
Robert: Get that b*tch off the monitor
"I see what you mean by the same vibe", Pepper said with an undertone of realization
*Crowd laughs as the a girl is shown on a screen behind them with a huge smile on her face**The girl realizes what RDJ said and covers her mouth with a surprised look*
"Anthony Stark that poor girl looks horrified", Yelena stated
"Uhm who are you?", Tony asked
"I'm Yelena Belova, Natalia's sister", Yelena replied
*Cuts to Jimmy Fallon, Chris Evans and Scott Evans*
"Who's the one sitting beside my actor?", Steve asked
"That is Scott Evans your actors brother", Josie replied
Jimmy: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes- That's it, That's it, That's it *Cover Chris E.'s mouth with his hands*
Chris E.: OH NOOOO! Oh this is gonna be amaaaazing *Laughs really hard*
"Why did he sound like a sheep?", Bucky asked slightly mortified
"That's just Chris Evans' laugh. I'm sure if Steve tried to laugh like that he would", Josie replied red in the face from laughing so hard
*Cuts to Sebastian Stan*
Sebastian:*Pulls out knife and starts scratching his back with it*
"OMG! IS THAT A KNIFE!", Pepper yelled horrified
"That's not a knife- THIS is a knife", Josie said pulling out a large machete *A/N If you get that reference your my new bestie*
"Where the hell did that come from!!", Quill shrieked
"✨Wattpad magic✨", Was all Josie said in reply
And- And I- In a- In a good way to be honest because the thing is that I actually haven't really thought about it other than the fact that like every time you see him he's in a very different place- you know what I mean (Interviewer: Yeah)- and he's not really like a very- I- like dangerous guy for the most part but I feel like- you know- he's still got the hair and the lock and- and as long as he has this situation going then I think
"That was a little hectic", Steve commented
"I can confidently say that me and Sebastian Stan have something in common", Josie said with a grin
"And what might that be", Nat asked
"We both constantly stutter through like five different words before completing our sentence"
*Cuts to another interview with Seb*
Seb: ThAtS nOt ThE wInTeR sOlDiEr you gotta have an emoji with like the beard at least
*Cuts to an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Benedict Cumberpatch (A/N Spell check just told that Cumberpatch isn't spelt right😡), Don Cheadle, Elizabeth Olsen (A/N I almost wrote Swan here🤣) and another Marvel actor (A/N Can someone tell me who this is I'll edit it after)*
Jimmy: This is the US e don't read the *Inaudible*
Elizabeth: I dOn'T rEaD bEnEdIcT
"Damnnn Wanda your Actress has got some sass", Nat said
"I agree but what I wanna know is why she's holding a very bad drawing of me", Wanda said
"Oh that's one of the games Jimmy plays on his talk show", Josie clarified
*Cuts to a black screen with the words WHAT WOULD CAP'S TINDER PROFILE LOOK LIKE in the middle of the screen*
"Cap as in me?!", Steve exclaimed mortified
Chris: It would probably be simple like "I'm Captain America" period the end- it really just kind of speaks for itself
"🤣🤣🤣 I am totally doing that now", Tony managed to say wheezing from laughing so hard
*Cuts to the Ant-Man and the Wasp cast trying to say "Mjolnir"*
Paul: JoHnAtHoN?
"My Hammer's name is not Johnathon it's Mjolnir", Thor exclaimed confused
*Cuts to RDJ and Gwyneth in an Interview*
RDJ: Lover- I am an animal- I am an ugly American alright- They don't teach French in jAiL
"Tony's Actor was in Jail!?", Happy exclaimed
*Cut's to Seb sitting reading from a phone*
Seb: Why do so many people have a crush on Sebastian Stan he looks like a Potato
*Shows Tom Hiddleston holding a potato*
Tom: Never! Has a baked potato looked so good
"Wait is that Loki!?", Clint exclaimed
"No that's Tom Hiddleston Loki's actor", Josie replied
"How many of each name are there!?", Mantis asked
"3 Chris's, 3 Tom's, 2 Benedict's and I think that's it", Josie replied after a moment
*Cuts to Chris Evans in an Interview*
Chris: Found was that that phrase somehow worked it's way into my day to day ver-vernacular... so I'm a 33 year old man and you know I say at least 4-5 times a day- just to myself- under my breath- you just kinda say I DON'T WIKE IT
"Wait Mr. Rogers do you ever do that", Peter asked
"Just call me Steve kid and no I don't", Steve replied with a smile
*Cuts to Chris E., RDJ, and Elizabeth Olsen standing in a sort of triangle wannabe kinda thing*
RDJ: Evans
Chris: Downey- Is that the last donut with Red, White and Blue Sprinkles *RDJ Bites Donut* What did I tell you would happen if you ate the last donut with Red, White and Blue Sprinkles
"I see where their going with that", Bucky said trying not to laugh
RDJ: I'm a little foggy on it- but I think it was something like raining down hellfire
"Why is Elizabeth just standing in the background eating like it's just an everyday thing", Clint said clutching his stomach from trying not to laugh
Chris: That's right
RDJ: And here I am without an umbrella
Chris: I feel a storm brewing
*Lizzie screams and then they all break down laughing*
Everybody in the room except Steve starts laughing to the point they can't breathe
"Oh come on guys it wasn't that funny", Steve said with an expression of "I'm done"
*Cuts to Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie and an Interviewer*
Anthony: Sebastian Stan- man you looking good
Sebastian: I'm here for- ah- Forrest Gump- right- this is the premiere
Anthony: Man oh man- look at you- let me tell you something- you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets- he's gon' get arrested because he's killin' all the ladies- look at that- pow pow- pow pow pow
"Why can't you two be like that in OUR world", Steve asked Bucky and Sam who just glared at each other like Steve had never said a word
*Cuts to some of the Marvel cast on a Tour Bus*
Paul: Snitches end up in ditches
*Cuts to Sebastian Stan*
Sebastian: *Inaudible* your coloring in your coloring book- what does the doggy say "Bow Wow" what does the kitty say "Meow Meow" what does the moo cow say "Ahhhhhhhhhh"
"Uhm what did I just watch??", May asked completely horrified
"I don't think anybody really knows", Josie replied with a sincere smile
*Cuts to Don Cheadle, Brie Larson and Chris Hemsworth sitting at laptops*
Don: I'm Brie Larson
Brie: I'm Chris Hemsworth
Chris: And I'm Don Larson
"Why'd they switch names?", Shuri asked
"Oh Marvel actors do that all the time- it's just a thing they do", Josie said
Don: I'm going T'Challa
Chris: I'm gonna go you Carol cause your my best friend
Brie: I don't think we're that close
"Just to clarify they were doing a BuzzFeed quiz", Josie said
*Cuts to Paul Rudd, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johannsson, and RDJ sitting in an interview*
Chris: And I was like maybe there's a reason that there's height (RDJ: MaYbE) signs
"I'm guessing their talking about Roller Coasters?", Carol asked
"Yeah"
*Cuts to Tom Hiddleston in a radio Interview*
Tom: Listen I'm tryna get a bunch of bithces to kneel
"Guess Loki and his Actor aren't very different", Thor said
"Bless ur innocent mind Thor but he's not talking about kneeling before their leader he's talking in a more uhhh sexual sense", Josie said stumbling over her words as she said them
*Cuts to Tom Holland and Laura Harrier in an Interview and there's a spider on the table crawling towards them*
Laura: Ahhhhhhhh
Tom backs away shouting: It's gonna fall off dude
"Uhh Pete aren't you literally Spider- Man", Tony asked incredulously
"Yes because I got bitten by a radioactive Spider so I have every right to be scared of Spiders", Peter replied quickly to try and keep a shred of dignity
A/N: Sorry I took so long to get this posted I've just been feeling really uninspired also thankyou for all the reads and comments and votes Please request things so I know what to do next🥰🥰
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