Whenever Swipinn leaves a message at your house, one of two things can happen. Usually, Swipinn never leaves anything for me anyway because I live in a treehouse, a solid fifty feet in the air, and they don't wanna climb that high. One: They left you an invite to go Wither slaying or Two: They have some kind of threat to send you. No in-between, until today.

Swipinn invited me to join a 'Prank Gang' called Ominous Bane, and if I don't join... Well, they didn't specify, but I'm assuming bad things would happen. They also left it under a codename, so maybe I should make a codename too? I looked over the balcony of my treehouse. Swipinn was building a box around Rina while they were spacing out, talking to a rock.

See, Rina can hear... literally everything. Everything as a voice to them. Be it rocks, trees, fish, and this one chicken they seem to really hate. I think his name was Charles? (Yes, I'm inserting Charles sooner, FIGHT ME) Anyway, I'm not confident that the kinds of 'pranks' Swipinn would want to pull will be harmless practical jokes. But I don't wanna get on Swipinn's bad side. If you know what I mean. Their mom is literally a nature goddess, and their adopted brother, Jamie, is a bear, sooooo yeah.

I got ready to go out and work in my greenhouse as I pondered the invitation. I don't know who else is gonna be in Ominous Bane, but Rina's probably going to be there since they're so close. I personally wouldn't trap my best friend in a box to show affection but to each their own.

I mean, there's probably no harm in it if they can still call them pranks, but last week they almost set fire to the foundation of my treehouse and called it a failed prank, so you never know.

As I headed out to my greenhouse, I saw Rina in the distance, by their house. It looked like they were building a barn for livestock. I still need to pay them back for building my house, maybe I can make them a pie or a cake or something. I spent the majority of the morning tending to my plants until about four. I managed to harvest and re-plant all my wheat, carrots, and potatoes before I quit for the day.

I changed clothes and got to making Rina's cake. As I silently baked, I thought more about the invitation. I guess if it's really just pranking, then there's no harm in it, right? But then back to the tree incident, I can never really know with them.

But then again, why did I even stay here? I didn't want a simple life. I want adventure! And if that means being in a club that commits war crimes, so be it! And besides, it's not like I can claim that my slate is completely clean. We've all committed a little light arson here and there.

Once I settled on a codename, I sat down at my desk and wrote out my reply.

Oak,
I've accepted your invitation to join Ominous Bane. While I would not consider myself as chaotic as you, I think joining an organization like this would be good for my mental state. And I'm looking forward to seeing you.

Sincerely,
Y/n,
a.k.a. Amythist 

[Yay! I hope you all like this! This is a fic based off the Fable SMP lore. I primarily watch SherbertQuake on Twitch for their content on the SMP so this is mainly going to be focusing on them. Have a good day girls gays and theys and stay safe!]