I WALKED TO SCHOOL.

"OMG IM THE LEADER" MATTHEW SAID.

I HIT MATTHEW WITH A BAT. 

HE WENT SPLAT SPLAT ON THE FLOOR OF THE DIIRTY CAFETERIA.

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT YOU SO FAT IMMA HIT YOU WITH A BAT AND MAKE YOU GO SPLAT!

"OW." HE SAID.

"HAHA!" I SAID. 

NO SERIOUSLY IM PISSED AT THAT LIL BOI IF I SEE HIS GAY BUTT IMMA SPLAT HIM WITH A BAT