You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like GSA and ARAW

You:
Haii!
May kagagahan akong ginawa
Yung matagal kong hinanap
Dinisconnect kolang
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Stranger:
SABI NA HINAHANAP MOKO EH

You:
HA? IKAW YAN?

Stranger:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
IKAWW ULITT
MEANT TO BE NA ATA TAYOO

You:
BAKA NGAAA
HENDE OYY
DEKO NGA ALAM KUNG LALAKI KA O BAKLA EHH

Stranger:
GUSTO MO BIRTHCERTIFICATE?

You:
YOKO PUMUNTA SA CITYHALL

Stranger:
SEND KO PA PIC NG BIRTHCERTIFICATE KO!

You:
MALAY KO BANG PEKE YAN, DAPAT NSO

Stranger:
BAT MO PALA DINISCONNECT?

You:
EWANQ RIN
HAHAHAHHA

Stranger:
MAY TOPAK KA ATAAA

You:
DE WAW