You:
PeyMus kayo Ehh

Stranger:
DAMI KASING GWAPO SAMIN

You:
UU BAGO GWAPO DIN GUSTO

Stanger:
HAYP TOO

You:
BAKA IKAW DIN HA!

Stranger:
GWAPO? MATAGAL NA

You:
GWAPO PERO GWAPO DIN GUSTO HAHAHAHA

Stranger:
STRAIGHT AKO SIZ

You:
TOLOGO BA SIZ

Stranger:
Teacher nyo si Ms. Agaze no?

You:
Ha? Sino yun?