"Yura dear, I've packed your stuff for you"

"??"

"Your trip to japan is tomorrow morning, remember?" grandma said, gleaming before she left the room to make dinner.

"Nana sure does enjoy your company" jimin said munching on his apple

"You call her nana?"

I forgot about the whole 'Trip to Japan' thing.

This is quite the fucking predicament, but I sure as hell won't be going.

Missing out on an opportunity like this might seem ridiculous to other people, but I actually had valid reasons and they were the following; First, I don't enjoy getting bullied. Second, because Jungkook, unfortunately, has a penis, he won't be able to be with me 24/7 and protect me from Jihyun. And finally, Taehyung enrolled here too late, so he couldn't get a spot on the trip. So, I don't feel safe. My bestfriend isn't coming. My friend/boyfriend/whatever the fuck he is, isn't coming. So, all in all that means no Japan for me.

I thought grandma, being a very old woman who forgets to put her teeth in occasionally, would forget. Apparently though, her disdain for me boosted her brain health and now she can't wait to get me out of her house.

I, however, am unphased. All I need to is find somewhere to stay for the next four days.

But...where could I possibly go? I have no friends other than jungkook and I'm almost broke. Prior to me moving into grandmas house I had money saved up from my part time job, but since my dear dear grandmother doesn't give me any allowance I've already spent most of it.

"So when are you coming back?" jimin asked, interrupting my train of thought.

"I'll be back in four days, but I'll go stay at mum's place again"

Which reminds me...

"What are you going to do about that military school of yours? I mean it's not like you can hide here forever." Mum would definitely flip her shit if she saw Jimin here.

"I guess I'll get a part time job and just forget about education for good" He shrugged. "Unlike you, I'm no good with books"

"Well whatever way you choose to go, I'll be there for you" i said giving him a light pat on the back.

"Thanks sis and please don't wear that thing again, it's such an eyesore" he said pointing at the cat themed sweater I was sporting.

"Remember when i asked for your opinion? Me neither"

"What, I'm doing the world a favor." He mocked. "Saving one eye at a time from your horrid taste."

Committed to the bit, he got up and saluted the imaginary civilians.

"You know jimin if i wanted a bitch, I would have bought a dog"

"Yeah but you're broke so.."

"Well you're broke-er"

"If you know how i feel then why would you say that? You put me in such an uncomfortable situation like you know I'm not happy" jimin sobbed.

I responded with deadpan expression, even though I wanted to break out into laughter. His impression was so spot on, it made me wonder how our family still thought he was straight. The closet is made of glass.

"I make a good kim kardashian impression, right? Like i have the butt and everything" jimin said lightly tapping his plump butt.

I cringed before a giggle escaped my lips.

"Why were we fighting again?" I asked trying to control my giggles.

"Because I was trying to help you make good decisions aka trying to get you to throw away that ugly ass sweater" he said, yet again insulting my choice of dressing.

"Yeah but in a rude manner and right after I was being all sisterly and telling you that I'll help you out. Now you could work at McDonalds forever for all I care" I scoffed as I walked towards my packed bag to get another shirt. Fashion was never my strong-suit anyways.

"Where you headed to?"

"What makes you think that I'm going anywhere?" I said fixing my hair in the mirror.

"Oh I don't know, maybe because you have 300 pounds of make up on?"

"Rude, you're just jealous of my unparalleled beauty and besides can't I dress up whenever I want to? Does there have to be an occasion?" I said as I continued to check myself out.

Today I had finally succeeded in following a makeup tutorial and I was feeling quite accomplishedーlike really accomplished. So, obviously I wasn't going to waste the one time that I looked like a decent human being to watch netflix in bed. That's why earlier I decided to have a night out with jungkook, which is something we haven't done since valentines day.

Besides I need to take advantage of the flexible curfew I have now.

My eyeliner might have been on point, but unfortunately that doesn't mean that my outfit was. I did want to wear something outside of the sweats department today so it can match the makeup I had on, but I hardly knew how, so, I just went with what Jimin had to say.

My phone started ringingーI knew it was jungkook but I couldn't help but read the contact name 'that hottie next door( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ' I really need to change that.

"Hey kookie, where you at?"

"I just caught Ahyoung chewing on a pair of fucking shoes, so I have to get her checked at the hospital before mum and dad get back home and oh my god i am fucking terrified" jungkook explained frantically.

"Wait, how did she even get the shoes where were you?"

"Well uh...I kind left my shoes outside and went to the other room.." he mumbled.

"Why on earth would leave her alone?"

"I was having seh..." he mumbled before caughing dramatically.

"What?"

"I was having sex. okay!"

"Wait did you hit it while babysitting your one year old sister?!?!"

"Listen, I haven't had sex since I broke up with Jihyun and the cashier at the supermarket has been seducing me for like 3 weeks now, What was I supposed to do?"

"Wowwww, how mature of you of you Jungkook, I hope you get an STD" I said before immediately hanging up.

How irresponsible.

I hope Ahyoung's okay, but now I have no one to hangout with. 

Maybe I should text Taehyung?

yurangel: hey bitchboy

cantbetaemed: excuuseee me

cantbetaemed: you were just calling me daddy not so long ago??

yurangel: idc wanna hang??

cantbetaemed: my place or yours? ;)

yurangel: i meant go on a date or something

What the fuck did I just do? I mean he kissed me so I'm not being weird, right?

cantbetaemed: omg did u just ask me out

yurangel: yea

yurangel: i know you're not gonna say no so i might as well

cantbetaemed: I lose daddy points whenever we talk here btw

yurangel: be ready by 8 baby boy

cantbetaemed: I!! Won't!!! Let!!! You!! Get!!! Away!!! With!!! This!!!

I closed my phone, uttering a small chuckle. Since I was already done and readyーI decided to be the one to pick him up, so I can kill some time on the way there. And so, I grabbed my bag and headed for the door. As soon as I shut the door behind me, I realized that I have no idea where taehyung lives.

yurangel: where do you live tho

cantbetaemed: i just moved into a rundown apartment building and you have to go through several dark alleyways to reach it

cantbetaemed: in other words I won't let you go through them alone

cantbetaemed: ill just meet you at the bus stop near school

yurangel: okayyy

I made my way to the bus stop and started to wait for Taehyung. Time was passing at an excruciatingly slow pace, maybe I'm just bored? I took my phone out to look at the time and realized that it had been 45 minutes since I got here. 45 minutes? Am I being stood up?

I was such an idiot to even think to ask him to go on a date with me. This is what I get for initiating. Rejection.

I should have seen this coming so I won't sit here and lament.

I was about to take a bus back home before I noticed a lean figure approaching me. It was Taehyung.

"Hey babe"

"Don't hey babe me, where the hell were you? I've been waiting here since forever!"

"It takes time to achieve this" he said, smugly pointing at his outfit, which by the way, literally consisted of baggy black jeans and a grey sweater. What a fucking douchebag.

"You look homeless"

"And you look amazing" he said, making my blood boil "kill'em with kindness" he continued.

"Let's get lit tonight" he said dragging me along with him.

"Yeah whatever, let's just get boba or something" I said, irritably. This made him frown, very evidently if I might add.

We started making our way to the new boba shop in town. The walk there was a bit awkward, but the shop wasn't that far from the bus stop, so the odd silence was bearable.

Soon enough we had reached our destination and "damn this place is packed" taehyung exclaimed, saying exactly what was on my mind.

We went up to a waitress that was cleaning one of the tables outside and asked her if we could sit there and make an order.

"I'm sorry but..." the waitress trailed her words as she looked taehyung up and down "you had to make a reservation 4 weeks prior" the snobby waitress explained, giving me a dirty look.

"But you just opened up yesterday" i was about to get angry before taehyung held my hand.

"Let's go somewhere else"

"No wait," I said, holding my ground "since when do boba shops require a reservation?"

"I don't make the rules" the waitress bit back before averting her gaze back to taehyung. "The place is pretty crowded" she continued "however, if you guys really want some boba, one of you can go inside and make an order to go" she explained, finishing off her offer with a flirtatious gaze.

I started to feel a sudden heaviness on my chest.

"Are you being fucking serious right now?" I snapped. I couldn't help it.

Taehyung looked back at me with concern, before quickly looking back at the waitress with a polite and charming smile. I hate this. How could I think that someone like him could ever choose someone like me?

"Excuse my girlfriend, she's a bit on edge today." Taehyung explained apologetically "Would you mind taking our order here? We can wait outside"

"Anything for you, cutie" she replied, flirtatiously, again. I can't believe she's acting like this even though taehyung just called me his girlfriend. She asked for our orders, but I refused to speak to her, so Taehyung gave her both our orders.

Wait

He called me his girlfriend. When did that happen?

I shook my head in frustration. None of this makes any sense and I have no idea how I feel. Maybe I'm too damaged for all of this relationship stuff?

I told taehyung that I'll go wait on the sidewalk across the boba shop. I thought I sounded normal saying that, but apparently not. I could tell from his face.

I dragged my feet to the sidewalk before sitting down on the hard concrete. Unlike the crowded and vibrant shop, the street was pretty empty and the lighting was quite dim. Taehyung followed me to the sidewalk and sat right next to me.

We sat there in silence for about ten minutes before we saw the waitress come out with our drinks. Taehyung then looked at me as if to say 'lets go', but I didn't get up. I was jealous, I didn't want him to speak with her alone, but what can a pig with lipstick do to stop it?

He got up and walked over to the waitress. He quickly grabbed the drinks and immediately turned around. She was still speaking to him and calling out to him, but he ignored her. She soon gave up before angrily going back inside the shop.

He sat back down next to me and handed me my drink. I was too busy wallowing earlier to notice what he had ordered. I have no idea what he picked for me.

I took a sip.

Strawberry?

"Why did you get me strawberry?" I wondered.

"Reminded me of you"

"How so?"

"I love strawberries" He said, smiling as he swirled his straw inside the cup "I don't know they just alwasy make me feel good, I ate a whole pack on my first day of school here."

I remembered our kiss. he tasted like strawberries and cigarettes.

Speaking of which. "You should really stop smoking" I said, concern lacing my voice before jokingly saying "Your already kinda have brain cancer so no need for lung cancer too"

"Hey! I just have a funny personality, unlike someone" He said, teasingly giving me a side eye.

"Okay but seriously though, you should try and quit"

"Yeah I know I know, but would you rather I become an alcoholic?" he protested. "I have the addiction gene y'know" he laughed. I know he was joking but I could feel the pain behind his words.

We went back to drinking our boba and I realized that I was already feeling better. The hurt from the interaction with the waitress had completely went away. I wasn't dwelling on the interaction anymore. How was that possible? Nothing has ever went away so easily like that?

Wait. I almost forgot. He called me his girlfriend.

I was thinking about how I should bring this up, but I started hearing weird noises coming from where Taehyung was sitting. I looked next to me and there he was, Kim Taehyung. Scratching the edges of the cup, trying to fish out the remaining tapioca pearls with his straw.

"So are you going on that trip to japan tomorrow?" He asked before I could get the chance to tease him.

"Nope"

He nodded, looking a bit confused. I looked ahead trying to ignore the subject and thats when I noticed a tiny food stand.

"Wanna go get some fish cakes?"

"Sure"

We started walking over to the stand, drinks in hand. I felt Taehyung's fingers brush up against my unoccupied hand, slowly starting to intertwine his fingers with mine.

I know we had kissed and made out already. Steps that were known to be way ahead of handholding, but I couldn't help but feel my face get hot.

"Are you blushing?" Taehyung gasped.

"Whatever you say"

"You can pretend to be cool all you want, but I saw that" he teased. "You're so fucking cute"

My face was definitely on fire right now. We had reached the food stand. so maybe it would look like the heat from the food was making me all hot? No? Please?

"What a lovely young couple you are, What can I get you dears?" the nice old lady asked.

"Two fishcakes please!" I blurted out. I just feel so embarrassed.

"Sure! Have a seat." the old lady said invitingly.

We took our seats and the old lady handed us the fish cakes, telling us to enjoy them before going to the other side to tend for another customer.

I took a bite and couldn't help but let out a soft moan at how good it was. I immediately felt taehyung shift next to me before saying "Don't do that again."

"You're overreacting" I said as I rolled my eyes.

"I'm serious" he said, with a stern facial expression.

In response, I leaned into his ear, making sure no one else could hear me before saying "Sorry daddy"

I leaned back again to look at his face. I guess I'm not the only whose face got all hot from the food?

We quietly ate the rest of our fish cakes, which gave Taehyung the chance to calm down again. I'm not a demon you know, I wasn't going to keep teasing him like that in public.

After finishing our food and drinks, we thanked the old lady and left. Taehyung looked like he wasn't flustered anymore, but instead he was now confused.

"Wait, but aren't you signed up for that trip?"

Again?

"I am but I won't go"

"Why?"

"I just don't want to" I said, deciding to tell him about the "Yura the loser" story some other time. That is if he didn't find out on his own.

"Didn't you say earlier on the rooftop that your mom was a hardass that doesn't like passing up a good deal?"

"Yeah" Can he please stop? I don't want to think about this.

"I don't know she just doesn't seem like the type to be okay with this from how you described her"

"She's not." This is getting annoying.

"Are you gonna be okay? Would your grandma even cover for you?"

"Jesus. Stop asking so many fucking questions." I snapped. "No, okay? No one knows anything"

Taehyung went quiet. He looked guilty.

"Sorry"

"It's okay, I know you have things that you don't want to talk about yet" he stopped walking and gave me a gentle and sincere smile "I didn't mean to sound like I was interrogating you"

"I shouldn't have snapped either way, but thank you" I said as I returned his smile.

We continued to walkーTaehyung looking like he was lost in thought.

"Is it okay if I ask one more question?" he asked, nervously. He looked very anxious, but I couldn't help but find that endearing. He's much more sensitive than I thought he was.

"Sure" I nodded.

"Where are you going to stay for the next four days"

"I think i'll just sneak into my mum's basement"

His eyes widened a bit, but he nodded slowly, almost as if he was finding it hard to process my solution. He then looked ahead, getting lost in thought, almost as if he was pondering over something.

He stopped walking again.

"Well you can stay at my place if you don't prefer sleeping on the floor with a room that probably has rats in it"

"You were silent for 5 minutes and couldn't come up with a better way to ask me?" I asked in disbelief.

He shrugged.

I mean he did enroll in my school so he's probably not a psycho murderer. Usually I would need more time to think about something like this, but fuck it?

"Okay cool"

-

Since 400% of you are thirsty ass hoes i have decided to make them live together and they're probs going to frick frack so get ur holy water ready